*raises hand*
"yes?"
"can we learn something else besides shakespeare?"
"like what?"
"well there's this really famous poet called michael cliffor-"
*entire class sighs*
"well let me hear it"
*goes in front of class*
*starts quoting*
"next thing we were back at her place
a hideaway in mayfair
all the great and good there
drinking all the way to third base
princess getting naked
falling on their faces"
*teacher spills holy water and throws bible at head*
*mumbles*
"where's liz when u need her"