A/N: Sorry it's late...
Quinn: Hey, guys! Welcome to our Christmas Party!
[Camera pans out to show George Washington's living room beautifully decorated for Christmas. There are lights, garland, wreaths, and a gorgeous Christmas tree in the corner by the fireplace. Everyone's in pajamas or sweaters]
Laurens: *wearing a turtle onesie and chugging eggnog* Merry Crimuss!
Hamilton: Laurens at this rate you're gonna need a designated driver to take you home. And it's not gonna me.
Laurens: LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE!
Quinn: So... I see that Eliza's not here. *smiles* Care to tell everyone where she is, Alex?
Hamilton: *beams* She's at the hospital. I'm going to join her as soon as this episode's over.
Quinn: The baby's on its way, everyone!
All: *cheer*
Quinn: Okay, so we're gonna do our reaction, and then our Secret Santa. We asked you readers to pick what we would react to, and you chose the movie Home Alone!
Herc: Sounds boring.
Quinn: It's a classic Christmas movie! And trust me, Herc, you're gonna LOVE the end. *turns on the movie*
Peggy: Those kids are such jerks to Kevin!
Samuel: Eep!
Hamilton: Are you eep-ing about the tarantula or the salt murderer guy?
Samuel: *clears throat and smoothens his shirt all casual-like* That's, um, personal information.
Herc: Dork.
Quinn: Guys! Where's your Christmas spirit?
Herc: Sorry. *puts on Santa hat* Dork.
Angelica: I mean, I can kinda see where Kevin's siblings are coming from... Kevin's kind of a brat.
Peggy: Hey, it's not easy being the youngest! I'm with you, Kevin. *thumps her chest with her fist*
Laurens: Ha! Look at 'em run!
Laff: Zey forgot Kevin!
Jefferson: Wow, parents of the year right there.
Madison: Does this movie end with them getting arrested?
Samuel: Oh dear! But- but they're going to go back for him, right?
Herc: Then the movie wouldn't be called Home Alone, genius!
Samuel: *inhales sharply through his nose* You know, I will not tolerate your rudeness any longer!
Hamilton: Sam shut up, I'm trying to watch a movie.
Samuel: *crosses arms and glowers*
[Timeskip]
Peggy: Yeah, Kevin, don't let those idiots rob your house!
Herc: Oh-ho-ho...this is gonna be good...
Samuel: I can't watch! *covers eyes and peeks through fingers*
All: *hysterically laughing and cheering as the wet bandits get beaten up*
Peggy: Here it comes... [they get hit with the paint cans] OH!!!
Laurens: GET REKT!!!
Herc: YES! YES!!
Hamilton: *laughing* We should get this kid on our side as a tactician! I never would've thought of making ice so they would slip!
Madison: And the nail on the stairs... *cringes* It hurts just thinking about it.
Herc: This is the best movie ever!!!
*Timeskip to the end of the movie*
Quinn: So, what did you guys think?
Laurens: It was awesome!
Hamilton: *laughs* It was really funny.
Herc: Can we watch it again?
Peggy: I wanna be just like Kevin. "Keep the change, ya filthy animal..."
Laurens: *imitates rapid-firing a gun*
Quinn: I'm glad you liked the movie! Now, onto the Secret Santa.
(A/N: I drew these names from a random generator.)
Peggy: *unwraps present* Aww, it's yellow cat-ear headphones! Who got me these?
Hamilton: *steps forward and raises his hand, grinning* You like them, Peggy?
Peggy: Like them? I love them! *hugs Alex*
Laurens: *walks over to Alex* I got 'Liza, but she's not here, so... *hands gift bag and grins* You can take it out.
Hamilton: *pulls out a blue bracelet and a baby onesie that says "You think I'm cute? You should see my uncle."* *cracks up laughing* She'll love it. Thanks, John! *bro-hugs* What'd you get?
Laurens: I got... *opens present* A book?
Burr: A very practical gift.
Laurens: Burr! You suck!
Burr: It's about the anti-slavery movement. I figured you'd be interested.
Laurens: Huh. *flips through the book* That is kinda cool... thanks, Burr.
Burr: *nods and smiles a little*
Madison: Ooh, a fuzzy blanket and a box of tissues!
Laff: Ze good kind!
Madison: Good ol' Puffs Ultra Strong. Thanks, Lafayette.
Laff: *grins*
Herc: Yo Samuel. *chucks present at* I had to get you something.
Samuel: *attempts to catch, fumbles with the present until he finally gets a good hold on it* *opens the present* A Beatles album? *smiles in surprise*
Herc: Merry Christmas.
Samuel: *grins*
Jefferson: And Burr, I got you a Hamilton diss track that I recorded myself. I figured a smart man such as yourself would appreciate it.
Burr: Why thank you, Jefferson. *takes the CD*
Hamilton: I hate y'all.
Washington: *opens present* Ah, a new hunting knife. Thank you very much, Madison.
Quinn: *opens* Ooh, a Buckbeak plushie!
Angelica: That's from me.
Quinn: Thanks, Angelica!
Angelica: No problem. *opens* Wow... this necklace is beautiful. Who got me this?
Samuel: *scoots forward shyly* I- um- I didn't know what- um-
Angelica: It's beautiful, Sam. *kisses on the cheek* Thanks.
Sam: *glows bright red, giggling nervously*
Laff: Ooh, a Laff Nation t-shirt! It's beautiful!
Peggy: You're welcome!
Laff: *laughs* Peggy! I should have known!
Peggy: We stan you no matter what, Laffy. *hugs*
Herc: *gasps* A potato gun?!
Washington: *smiles* I was told that was at the top of your list this year. Do you like it?
Herc: Wash? You're the best person ever.
Jefferson: What the-? Who got me a sparkly pink hairbrush?
Quinn: *laughs* To help control that hair of yours! Plus, the pink matches your favorite coat.
Jefferson: *shrugs* Mm, true...
Quinn: Oh, and I got you something else, but I couldn't wrap it. *hands bowl of French chocolate mousse* I made it myself.
Jefferson: *eyes light up* Ooh, thanks, Quinn! *takes the bowl and starts eating*
Quinn: That just leaves Hammy... oh, Eliza must've gotten you. *gets call on her phone* Well, isn't that convenient. *picks up phone* Hey, 'Liza. Oh. Oh! Yeah, okay! I'll let him know right now! *hangs up* Eliza went into labor!
All: *cheer*
Laurens: You gotta go, Alex!
Hamilton: *stunned* Oh- oh my gosh! Y-yeah, my wife- my wife's gonna have...
All: GO!
Hamilton: *grabs jacket and darts to the door*
Quinn: Well, we'll see you next time on Hamilton Reacts to Stuff, maybe with a new member of the family! Merry Christmas, everyone!