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- I have a dare: Rapunzel has to make Merida look like her and act like her. They will then go to Flynn and see if he will recognize who the real Punz is.
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Merida: WHAT?!
Rapunzel: Makeover timeeeeee!
Merida: Wait, that means I gotta straighten and.. long-en my hair???
Jack: YUP.
Rapunzel: Well, no.. we're just gonna give you a wig?
Merida: And, I gotta sing and dance and paint and bake cookies and paint a lot???
Elsa: Yes.
Merida: And.. I gotta wear the lass' dress?!
Hiccup: Y-yes..
Merida: Don't I get a say in this?!
Rapunzel: Nope. A dare's a dare, lassie. MAKEOVER TIME! *pulls Merida in the dressing room* *locks dressing room* *throws key at Hiccup*
Hiccup: *catches key* W-wait, is locking it really necessary??
Jelsa: Yup.
Hiccup: Yeah, you're right..
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Rapunzel: *pulls out a Rapunzel wig* *grins* I've always wanted to put this on you! I'm sure you'd look adorable!
Merida: I told you I hate wigs..
Rapunzel: N-no, you didn't?
Merida: Oh.. must've been in a dream..
Rapunzel: Ohh.. -kay…
Merida: But, yeah. I HATE WIGS AND ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH WIGS. ESPECIALLY IF IT INVOLVES ME WEARIN' 'EM.
Rapunzel: *shakes head* Nuh-uh! A dare's a dare.
Merida: *cries*
Rapunzel: Oh, and you also have to wear my purple dre-- HEY, WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING??
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Merida: *hiding among pile of clothes*
Rapunzel: *holding dress* Mer! Come on! Let's just get this dare over with!
Merida: *shouts* NEVER.
Rapunzel: What are you so afraid of? It's just a dress! You wear dresses all the time!
Merida: It ain't just a dress! It's a PURPLE and TIGHT dress!
Rapunzel: You wore tight dresses before, remember?
Merida: YEAH, BUT MY MUM MADE ME WEAR 'EM! I DON'T LIKE 'EM EVEN JUST A WEE BIT!
Rapunzel: Come on...
Merida: *hisses like a cat*
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Merida: *tied by Rapunzel's hair on a chair* *squirming*
Rapunzel: *putting eye contacts on Merida* STAY STILL OR I MIGHT HURT YOU.
Merida: OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW-- oh..
Rapunzel: *sighs in relief* *smiles at Merida* Yeah, now, that didn't hurt so much, now did it?
Merida: Y-yeah.. *opens and closes eyes*
Rapunzel: See? You look absolutely pretty with my eye color!
Merida's eyes:
Rapunzel: Oh, now that's just melodramatic..
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Rapunzel: *bursts out of dressing room door*
Jack: Wait, I thought that door was locked?
Rapunzel: GUYS! LET ME REPRESENT TO YOUUUU--- *pulls hair* *hair pulls out a Merida tied up to a chair by Rapunzel's hair*
Merida:
Elsa: Oh my.. <3
Jack: HAHAHA! *falls on floor* *holds stomach* *dies of laughter*
Hiccup: ... *blushes*
Elsa: Wait, what about the dress?
Rapunzel: Oh, we just decided not to do that part because this little lassy over here... kEPT RIPPING APART ALL MY PURPLE DRESS.
Elsa: Wait, what??
Jack: That sounds very Merida.
Merida: Shut up..
Hiccup: A-are you wearing.. eye contacts?
Rapunzel: Oh, that was the hardest part.. Mer, you're a handful..
Merida: Ye were hurtin' mah eye!!!
Elsa: Speaking of eye, you forgot one last thing!
Rapunzel: What's that?
Elsa: *enlargens Merida's eyes with fingers*
Hiccup: *holds in laughter*
Rapunzel: *crosses arms* *playfully raises eyebrows at Elsa*
Elsa: I'm kidding! HAH!
Hiccup: But, Mer still doesn't look like Raps though.. their faces are too different. Eugene can't possibly be dumb enough to mistake you both. *shrugs*
Jack: *opens closet door*
Eugene: *falls out of closet* *falls on floor* *wakes up from the impact* Ow...
Jack: Hey, man..
Eugene: Who dares to disturb my slumber?! *stands up* *holds up spoon in defense*
Merida: Pfft, what are ye? A troll?
Eugene: Oh, hi Blondie! *puts arm around Merida*
UNIVERSE: ???????????????????????????????
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FBI Agents: *bursts through window*
Hiccup: What the--?! We have a door!
FBI Agents: Eugene Fitzherbert. Congratulations, you are now dubbed as 'The Stupidest Man On Earth' in the Guiness World Records.
Eugene: Sweet!
President: *bursts through window* *carrying a giant key*
Hiccup: OH FOR OLAF'S SAKE--
President: Good job, Eugene Fitzherbert. Here's the key to the universe! *hands over the giant key to Eugene*
Eugene: Neat!
~ house starts to shake violently ~
Jack: W-WHAT'S GOING ON???
Elsa: Earthquake??
Hiccup: Should I sound the alarm?
Billy II: *peeks out of window* *sees giant spaceship hovering over the ROTBFTD house* *gasps*
Rapunzel: W-what's going on, Billy?!
Billy II: We're.. being abducted bY ALIENS!!! -- oh, and my name's Billy the Second, not just Billy, okay?!
ROTBFTD House: *lifted up to the sky by aliens*
Hiccup: I can't believe we've been adbucted by aliens just because Eugene over here can't differentiate his own girlfriend from another's..
Jack: Oh, you're saying she's you're girlfriend?
Hiccup: N-no! I-I meant--!
Merida: Uhhh, hey! I haven't done that 'act like Rapunzel' part yet.
Elsa: Mer, we're being abducted by aliens!
Merida: I knoooow. But, if you let me go and do that actin' part-- I could get this dare over with and end the chapter!
Rapunzel: F-fine.. *unwraps hair around Merida*
Merida: HAH! FREEDOM!!!! *throws away wig*
Rapunzel: HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Merida: *removes shoes* *throws shoes at aliens' spaceship*
Aliens: WOTTOT?!
Alien Spaceship:
Merida: --RUNNING AWAY BAREFOOT! *bursts out of window*
Rapunzel: ...
Elsa: ...
Jack: ...
Hiccup: Well, she nailed that barefoot part, though.. *chuckles*
Eugene: Blondie! Where are you going?!
Rapunzel: *facepalms*
Jack: UHM GUYS, HELLO?! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE WE GET TAKEN TO OUTER SPACE!
Elsa: What about the house?
Hiccup: It'll come back after this episode ends!
Elsa: Wait, what??
Jack: *carries Elsa* *flies out of window*
Hiccup: *carries Rapunzel* *jumps out of window* *whistles*
Toothless: *zooms to Hiccunzel* *catches Hiccunzel* *flies to land*
Eugene: Wait, what about me??
FBI Agents: And me??
President: AND ME?
Eugene: *walks back inside closet* *sleeps*