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- I DARE JACK AND HICCUP TO BE BROTHERS FOR A DAY! XD
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Rapunzel: But, they act like that everyday, though! *smiles*
Elsa: Yeah! Considering they are always together.
Merida: I ship it, tbh.
HiJack: Say whaaaaaa...?
Jack: Wait, does this mean we gotta be all lovey dovey with each other??
Merida: The darer's darin' ye two to be bROTHERS not a couple, dumb dumb...
Rapunzel: What's the matter, Jack? You have a sister, right? You got this.
Jack: Yeah, but not a brother! It's different! I think..?
Merida: Well, now, ye do. *pushes Hiccup to Jack*
HiJack: Oh boy..
- at ze dining tebol -
All except HiJack: *eating*
Jack:
Hiccup:
Jack: Uh.. *grabs spoon*
Hiccup: *raises eyebrow at Jack*
Jack: *holds spoon in the air* *makes airplane noises* Weeeeeee~
Hiccup: What are you---
Jack: Open wiiiide, lil brother! Say 'Aaah!'
Hiccup: *realizes what Jack's doing* Oh! Uhm---- Aaaaaaah...?
Jack: *inserts arm in Hiccup's arm*
Hiccup: ...
Jack: ...
Meripunzelsa: *glares at HiJack weirdly*
Hiccup: *swallows Jack whole*
Meripunzelsa: WHAT THE FU-----
- after a successful stomach surgery to free Jack and another surgery to fix Jack's skin which was burnt from all the stomach acid at the hospital, the Big Five goes back to the rotbftd headquarters -
All except Hiccup: *raises eyebrow at Hiccup*
Hiccup: Oh come on..! How was I supposed to know that brothers don't swallow each other?!
Elsa: Jee, Hic. You know the quadratic formula and who invented the balogna sandwich but not about brothers not eating each other? *facepalms*
Hiccup: I..
Rapunzel: Hey, let's not be too bummed! Yes, the surgery was expensive and Hiccup probably lost an organ or two but---
Hiccup: I WHAT
Rapunzel: --- but let's use that moment to give this dare more depth!
Elsa: Come on, apologize to Jack, you. *pushes Hiccup to Jack*
Hiccup:
Jack:
Hiccup: I'm.. I'm sorry that I ate you.. brother..
Jack: It's alright... b-brother..
Hiccup:
Jack:
Hiccup: *slowly and hesitantly opens arms*
Jack: *slowly opens arms too*
Meripunzelsa: *eyes largening*
Hiccup: *slowly puts arms on Jack*
Jack: *gets pulled into a hug by Hiccup*
HiJack: *is hugging*
- at the theatre room (yes, that exists) -
All except HiJack: *sitting in front of stage*
Merida: Oh no, are they gonna sing again like what Els and Hic did befo--?
Elsa: Yes, it's a tradition now.
Rapunzel: Shh! It's starting!
Billy II: *pulls open the curtains*
HiJack: *is standing in front of stage*
Hiccup: *sings* Siblings
Jack: *sings* Siblings
Hiccup: *sings* Siblings
HiJack: *sings* Siblings!
Hiccup: *points at Jack* This is my brother!
Jack: *points at Hiccup* And this is my sister!
Hiccup: *eyes enlargen* Wait, I thought we agreed on changing tha---
Jack: *floats in the air* *lands on Hiccup's head* We are siblings and we care for each other!
Rapunzel: Aww!
Hiccup: Jack, you---
Jack: Everything we own--- *grabs Hiccup's metal leg* --- We always share!
Hiccup: hOY
Jack: *lifts Hiccup in the air by his metal leg*
Merida: *giggles*
Punzelsa: *eyes enlargen (even more)*
Hiccup: HOY
Jack: Because we are siblings and we have the same hair!
Merida: No, ye do---
Jack: *yeets Hiccup to the conveniently open white paint bucket a Yeti is holding*
Hiccup: *falls into white paint bucket*
Yeti: WOTTA?! AWRGH! *grunts* *lies on floor in disappointment*
Hiccup: Jack, what in the--?! *stands up* *has white paint on hair*
Jack: Well, now, we do. *grins to self*
Jack: *flies over to Hiccup* Hey, lil bro, you alright?
Hiccup: DON'T TOUCH TO ME
Jack: Wut
Hiccup: *glares at Jack* That wasn't part of the rehearsal! We rehearsed for ten hours, for Thor's sake!
Elsa: Wait, really..?
Jack: *laughs* HAHA! I'm sorry, alright? Come on, let's just hug it out, like brothers!
Hiccup: *rolls eyes*
Jack: *opens arms to Hiccup*
Hiccup: *hugs Jack*
HiJack: *pat each other on the back* Pat. Pat.