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- I dare ya'll to act out Cinderella with Jelsa as the mains
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Jack: Uh.. Cinderella?
Elsa: You mean, act out her life story?
Rapunzel: Oh, I love her story! She was such an inspiration to me! *hugs self* She stayed so kind-hearted even after all she's been through.
Merida: Wait, we're gonna act??
Hiccup: Wait, who's this Umbrella everyone is speaking of?
Rapunzel: Ooh! Ooh! Please, let me be Cinderella!
Elsa: We can't, Punzie.. the dare says me and Jack will be the main characters.. and.. well, Cinderella is a main character..
Rapunzel: Aw.. *pouts*
Elsa: Don't worry, I'm sure you'll be Cinderella one day. *hugs Rapunzel* *giggles*
Elsa: So, uh.. to be fair, you three pick a paper from-- *pulls out box from behind* -- this box and--
Hiccup: Wait, where'd you get that?
Elsa: -- and the character you picked will be the character you'll play. Likewise for Jack and I. The main characters are seperated from the other characters.
Hiccup: Nice talking..
Merida: *scoffs*
Elsa: Then, we'll all be given scripts by Billy, then we'll act our respective scenes out. Sounds good?
Billy II: *sighs* *mumbles to self* Darn Elsa, giving me extra work..
Elsa: Sorry, Billy..
Billy II: That's Billy 2 to you!
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Rapunzel: *picks paper from box* *reads paper* I got.. Lucifer!
Hiccup: Er.. who's that?
Rapunzel: That's Cinderella's stepfamily's cat, Hiccup.
Hiccup: *turns to Elsa* Why.. did you put a friggin cat role here, Elizabeth?!
Elsa: Hey, Lucifer is important in the story, too!
Merida: *picks paper from box* *reads paper* I got.. the Prince Charmin'?! Okay..?
Hiccup: Wait, the prince is not a main character?
Rapunzel: Hmm, no. Not really.
Hiccup: Oh.. *picks paper from box* *reads paper* I.. got.. THE FAIRY GOD MOTHER?!
Punzelsa: *laughs* HAH!
Hiccup: Do I.. have to.. wear, like, a fairy costume??
Rapunzel: Well, she's not really a fairy..
Merida: NO COSTUMES, PLEASE.
Elsa: Actually, that's not a bad idea--
Merida: NO!
Elsa: I'm just teasing!
Merida: Phew..
Hiccup: Aw.. damn it..
Merida: *raises eyebrow at Hiccup* What?
Elsa: Anyway~ *picks paper from main character box* *reads paper* I got.. Lady Tremaine!
Rapunzel: Uh-oh! That means..
Mericcunzelsa: *turns to Jack*
Jack: What..?
Elsa: Jack.. you're Cinderella.
Jack: WHAT?!
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Billy II: *holding clapper board* *faces camera* Uh.. so, Merida, Rapunzel, Hiccup and Elsa are all seated in a semi-circle formation in front of this wee stage we put up and--
Merida: Oi! Get on with it!
Billy II: WAIT, THE AUDIENCE NEED TO VISUALIZE THE SCENES.
Billy II: *sighs* Uh.. Scene 1.. Jack-- Er, Cinderella wakes up and.. sings a song and.. gets ready for her duties?
Jack: *from behind the curtains* Do I really..? Even the song--?
Billy II: *furrows eyebrows* Uh, yes! A dare is a dare!
Jack: *sighs*
Billy II: *pulls open curtains*
Mericcunzelsa: *applauses*
Jack: *lying on a bed* *sits up* Er..
Rapunzel: Go, Jack!
Jack: *inhales* *exhales*
Billy II: *plays minus one*
Jack: *sings-ish* A dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam is a wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii---
Billy II: *hits Jack with the clapper board*
Jack: -- Ow! Uh.. w-where was I?
Hiccup: The dream part..
Jack: Oh! Uh-- *stands up on bed* *twirls* *sings* I'VE GOT A DREAM! I'VE GOT A DREAM! I JUST WANT TO SEE THE FLOATING LANTERNS GL---
Billy II: *hits Jack with the clapper board*
Jack: Oh, not that one..? Uhmmm...
Jack: Oh, this! *sings* I'VE BEEN DREAMING OF THE TRUE LOVE'S KI--
Billy II: *hits Jack with another clapper board*
Jack: Not that one either..? Uh..
Jack: OHHHH, THIS! *sings* CLOSE YOUR EYES, SHUT YOUR MOUTH, DREAM A DREAM AND GET US OUT! DREAM, DREAM, DREAM, DREAM, DREAM, DREAM~!
Billy II: *throws another clapper board at Jack*
Jack: *dodges the clapper board* HAHA! P *falls off bed* Oof--!
Billy II: *closes curtains*
Hiccup: ...
Elsa: *holds in laughter*
Merida: *laughs* HAHA!
Rapunzel: *stands up* *applauses*
Jack: Thanks, Raps!
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Billy II: *standing in front of Mericcelsa* Scene 2.. Cinderella's doing her daily chores when Lucifer suddenly made a mess of all Cindy's hard work just to.. tick her off, I guess? *opens curtains*
Jack: *from backstage* Wait, so, I have to.. clean?
Billy II: Yes, it was part of the script.
Jack: But, I don't really want to--
Billy II: *carries Jack* *throws Jack on stage*
Jack: *falls on stage floor* Ugh. Fine. *angrily grabs a piece of cloth* *angrily wets the piece of cloth* *angrily cleans stage floor*
Rapunzel: Oh! That's my cue! *powders hands and feet with dirt* *walks with feet and hands* *
Merida: *snorts* She looks like she's doin' some yoga.
Hiccup: Do you do yoga?
Merida: N-no..!
Elsa: Oh, trust me, she does. *smirks*
Merida: LASS. *shoves popcorn in Elsa's mouth*
Rapunzel: *hops on floor using feet and hands* Look at me! Meow meow meow!
Rapunzel: *slips on wet floor* Oof! *continues to slide down stage* *slides through a window* *falls to her death*
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Billy II: *standing in front of Meripunzelsa* Scene 3, everyone! This is where Cinderella cries and her fairy godmother appears. Such as the deus ex machina. *opens curtains*
Jack: *fake cries* *runs around in circles* *fake collapses on a bench prop* *continues to fake cry* Uhuk uhuk uhuk, my life is sOooOo sad..
Hiccup: *appears from backstage* *wearing a Tinkerbell costume* *holding a wand* THERE, THERE, CHILD!
Rapunzel: Oh.. my.. *takes a picture of Hiccup*
Elsa: *eyes widen*
Merida: Holy mother of Odin..
Hiccup: *waves wand around* HICCITY CUPPITY BOOBS~! *points wand at Jack*
Billy II: *throws sparkling confetti on Jack*
Merida: COME ON, GRANDPA. WEAR A DRESS!
Rapunzel: Yeah! To pay respects for the iconic scene!
Jack: NO. *closes curtains* *flies away* *bumps into a wall* *dies*
Hiccup: BE BACK BEFORE MIDNIGHT!
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Billy II: *standing in front of Hiccunzelsa* Of course! Scene 4: The Ball~ *opens curtains*
Merida: No.
Jack: No.
Elsa: Oh, come on! You two can dance!
Hiccup: *whispers to self* No, please..
Rapunzel: YES, PLEASE!
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Billy II: *standing in front of Hiccunzelsa* Okay, so.. we're gonna skip the dancing scene.. Let's just get on with the Midnight Scene.
Billy II: *displays a staircase prop in the middle of stage* *opens curtains*
Jack: *wearing glass slippers* *running around on staircase prop*
Merida: *chasing Jack in on stage prop* Uhm.. uh.. don't goooooo..! Or whatever..
Jack: *steps down on staircase* *glass slippers shatter* *gets broken glass shards stuck on feet* *feet bleed* *falls on staircase* *screams in agony* *falls off stage floor* *floor underneath collapses* *falls down to previous floor* *dies*
Merida: Uh, that kinda made sense since.. Cindy really was wearing glass slippers..
Rapunzel: NO, DON'T RUIN MY CHILDHOOD!
Elsa: JACK!!! *runs to the hole on the floor* *sees Jack* *jumps down hole* *ends up having heels land on Jack's torso*
Jack: *dies again more highkey this time*
Elsa: *hisses in regret* Sss.. sorry, Jack.. *rubs Jack's torso*
Hiccup: *looking down at Jelsa from the hole* Ooh.. that's gotta hurt.
Rapunzel: Wait up, I'm on it. *carries hair in hands* *jumps down from floor hole*
Jack: NO, WAIT----!
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Billy II: *standing in front of Mericcunzel* Alright, so.. Scene 4 or.. 5, guys. Lady Tremaine got suspiscious of Cinderella if she was the girl the prince danced and.. fell in love with.. damn, that fast? Uh-- then, she locks her up in her room.
Billy II: *displays a door in the middle of stage* *opens curtains*
Jack: *twirls around* *pretends to be dancing with someone* La la la la~! So this is love~! *opens door* *walks in other side of door*
Elsa: *walks to the door on stage* *pulls out key*
Jack: *grabs Elsa by the waist* *pulls Elsa in the other side of door* *closes door*
Rapunzel: Hey, that wasn't what happened!
Hiccup: What are they doing in there??
Merida: Makin' wee babies. *shrugs*
Rapunzel: MERIDA, NO. STOP RUINING MY CHILDHOOD.
Billy II: That's.. all of the scenes.. that are important and casts Cinderella, Lady Tremaine, Fairy Godmother, Prince Charming and.. Lucifer.
Rapunzel: Aww, no more..? Not even the glass slipper wearing scene?
Billy II: Okay, fine. Let's do that. I'll be the.. grand duke..
Rapunzel: Uh, okay?
Billy II: Yes, yes.. hehe.. I'm.. the grand duke..
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Billy II: *kneeling in front of Jack* *holding a glass slipper*
Jack: *sitting on a chair in front of Billy II*
Billy II: *wears glass slipper on Jack's foot* It's a perfect fi--
Jack: *glass slipper suddenly shatters* *feet gets covered in broken glass shards* *feet bleed* *screams in agony* *falls on floor* *floor underneath collapses* *falls on previous floor* *dies*
Billy II: *facepalms*
Elsa: *facepalms*
Hiccup: *facepalms*
Rapunzel: *facepalms*
Merida: *applauses*
Universe: *facepalms*