Slenderdaddy
"Ok now slowly start spreading your legs down and not go to fast-"
"aaaaAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! GET ME UP NOW"
Jeff The Father Mother
"Dad...why are you so flexible?"
"Because sweetie, your dad has to fit into slim places when he want's to murder people!"
"...I'm calling you mom now."
Ben Drowned in Teenage Tears
"Dad please I can so do the splits!"
"Then do it Prove me wrong."
"...uhh....um idontthinksosorrybye"
Eyeless Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad...
"Come on hun all teens your age can do the splits now lets try it!
"EJ SHE IS ONLY 3"
(and the moment you have all been waiting for)
Ticci Daddy!
"Daddy I can't do the splits! I'm not flexible enough"
"D-Dah! H-Hun don't c-cry! H-HERE I'LL ChO-OP MY LEGS OFF SO I C-CAN'T!"
"daD NO!"