The Big Book Of Randowsomness

Da Dais7666

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A BOOK FULL OF EPIC RANDOM STUFF TO KILL BOREDOM ENJOY!! :D Remember to vote and comment :) Altro

The Big Book Of Randowsomness
School -.-
Losing stuff
Randomness
No in-between
Stupid Ex
Cleverness over load
The difference between cats and dogs
Homework or schoolwork?
Classifying Ex's like a boss
Sign Language
PERIODS :/
Stuff To Do When Bored
Awkward Moments We Can All Relate To
$ # ! +
Parents be like
RaNdOm
Model?
The truth about crushes
Babe ;)
Eating Fruits
Disappointment Dinner
Toilets be like so annoying
Story of my life
Bugs
Seriously mom, stop doing that!
At the doctors
Medicines
To assholes
Le me
The rules of texting a girl!
Open minded peple
Le dirty minded me
To all girls out there
Compliments
Sexy ;)
Swearing
Spectacular me
Maths
Homework over break
trampolines
I cannot let the government win!
Skinny jeans
H.W right after school?
Dating tip for the guys
For my freaking self B!tch
A/N
Hunger Games Jokes
I'm the type of person that.....
When your mom checks the computer
What happens when i laugh while on the phone
What to do when you miss your ex?
Bad day
!0 year olds be like
Tip to reduce weight
I am getting lazier
My handwriting
My life
Change of topic
Things i do when i have to study
Badmood
Beauty sleep?
That awkward moment
What did i actually do?
Future
Schoooooooooooool
Random thought
That heart attack ;')
Can i see your phone?
For 1D fans
Voldemort
ANDYYYYY <3
I don't have Ex's
Monsters
Real pain
Harry and Lupin
I'm Weird
Can i go to the restroom?
Did you get home safe?
Are you dating?
Catching fire is proof
Thanks Wind!
Oh , you look so familiar
Why do they blur out the middle finger?
I've made mistakes
Three things i like
CDO
BITCH
Summer Bucket list
thought of the day
Urrghhh periods
Hell yeah i'm graceful
to my non existent boyfriend
Crocs
Lazy mee
We all have that one friend:
i was expelled
coconut
Random Question

Best friend

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Note: This chapter is for my bestie " MAANA BANANA " sadly she does'nt use wattpad actively ...

But i hope you see this anyways...

- Bestfriends don't judge each other, they judge other people, together ;)

- Bestfriends don't stop you from making stupid mistakes, They provide you alibi

- As your bestfriend i pledge to always beat a bitches ass for you

- We'll be bestfriend forever because you already know too much

- She's my bestfriend. Ofcourse i'm gonna tell her everything you just said, Stupid Bitch 

- God made us Bestfriends cox no mother can handle us as Blood Sisters :D

- Your secret is safe, with me and my besty

- A true friend will tell you that your ass looks big in a n outfit but will hand you a doughnut when you start crying

- You know you're bestfriends when you can say offensive things abou each other..... and laugh about it together

- Good friends discuss their sex lives while bestfriends talk about poop

- We're bestfriends. you laugh , i laugh.

you cry, i cry.

you jump off a bridge, i will get a boat and come save your dumb ass <3

- Slapping your bestfriend when you get excited about something

- Bestfriend can see the difference between your real smile and your fake one

- One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets. one reason = BESTFRIEND

- when me and my bestfriend are together, we act like the most mentally retarded people on the planet

- My bestfriend and i can speak to each other through facial expressions

-  That awsome moment when you are telling a lie and your bestfriend notices and join you ;)

- Bestfriends have convos that are impossible for others to understand

- We are bestfriends because everyone else sucks

-  Me: " I failed"

 Bestfriend: " Shit! Me too"

*highfive*

- I can insult my bestfriend, but if you do. You are going down

- Making up code names for people so you can gossip about them with your bestfriend :P

- I look at my bestfriend and think: Why the fuck do i love this retard?

- True friends wont grow apart, Even if they dont talk everyday

- You're the Peanut to my Butter

The Star to my Burst

The Pop to my Tart

The Fruit to my Loop

But most importantly, 

You're the Best to my Friend

Vote and comment if you can relate :)

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