The Big Book Of Randowsomness

Best friend

Note: This chapter is for my bestie " MAANA BANANA " sadly she does'nt use wattpad actively ...

But i hope you see this anyways...

- Bestfriends don't judge each other, they judge other people, together ;)

- Bestfriends don't stop you from making stupid mistakes, They provide you alibi

- As your bestfriend i pledge to always beat a bitches ass for you

- We'll be bestfriend forever because you already know too much

- She's my bestfriend. Ofcourse i'm gonna tell her everything you just said, Stupid Bitch 

- God made us Bestfriends cox no mother can handle us as Blood Sisters :D

- Your secret is safe, with me and my besty

- A true friend will tell you that your ass looks big in a n outfit but will hand you a doughnut when you start crying

- You know you're bestfriends when you can say offensive things abou each other..... and laugh about it together

- Good friends discuss their sex lives while bestfriends talk about poop

- We're bestfriends. you laugh , i laugh.

you cry, i cry.

you jump off a bridge, i will get a boat and come save your dumb ass <3

- Slapping your bestfriend when you get excited about something

- Bestfriend can see the difference between your real smile and your fake one

- One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets. one reason = BESTFRIEND

- when me and my bestfriend are together, we act like the most mentally retarded people on the planet

- My bestfriend and i can speak to each other through facial expressions

-  That awsome moment when you are telling a lie and your bestfriend notices and join you ;)

- Bestfriends have convos that are impossible for others to understand

- We are bestfriends because everyone else sucks

-  Me: " I failed"

 Bestfriend: " Shit! Me too"

*highfive*

- I can insult my bestfriend, but if you do. You are going down

- Making up code names for people so you can gossip about them with your bestfriend :P

- I look at my bestfriend and think: Why the fuck do i love this retard?

- True friends wont grow apart, Even if they dont talk everyday

- You're the Peanut to my Butter

The Star to my Burst

The Pop to my Tart

The Fruit to my Loop

But most importantly, 

You're the Best to my Friend

Vote and comment if you can relate :)