A/N: Art credit goes to its respective artists
Quinn: Hey guys! Welcome to another Hamilton Reacts to Stuff! Say hi, y'all!
Phillip: Hello!
Eliza: Good morning!
Hamilton: What's up, guys?
Quinn: So today's request is from... actually, I can't find the comment. If you requested this, lemme know so I can give you shoutout!
Angelica: So what are we reacting to today?
Quinn: It's another ship.
Hamilton: OH GOD.
Laurens: What's it called?
Quinn: Johnliza.
All: *silence*
Hamilton: exCUSE ME?
Jefferson: *drinking and it shoots out his nose*
Samuel: Scandalous!
Laurens: What? Me and Eliza?
Angelica: Was this little thing before or after she and Alexander got married? And had a child?
Laurens: What are you talking about? Me and Eliza... we're not a thing!
Quinn: This may snatch a lot of wigs but ROLE THE FANART COMPILATION! *Plays the Curb Your Enthusiasm music*
Hamilton: OH MY LORD!
Laurens: That's not even me though!! That's somebody's drawing!
Herc: Look at the tiny hearts over their heads! They're in love!
Laurens: No we're not!
Quinn: Eliza, do you have any comments?
Eliza: *gaping at the picture* I... I mean, I like Laurens as a friend, but...
Herc: That's so creepy! Who calls somebody an "incredible woman?"
Angelica: You really flirted hard, didn't you?
Laurens: wE nEvEr FlIrTeD!1!1!1!1
Hamilton: GET YOUR HAND OUT OF MY WIFE'S HAND THIS INSTANT.
Laurens: That could be any two people's hands!
Herc: Not when it says "Laurens and Eliza" under it.
Laurens: It's fake news! It's all fake news!
Herc: Fake news is just a myth!
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Jefferson: Welp, now we have proof of who those hands belong to...
Laurens: IT'S NOT TRUEEEEEEEEEEE! *intense voice crack*
Peggy: Johnny! Did you seduce my poor sister with your manly guiles?!
Laurens: Wha-?! No!
Phillip: *tugs on Hamilton's coat* What's going on, Daddy?
Hamilton: AND ANOTHER THING!!! Why does my son look eXACTLY LIKE YOU?!?!?!?!?!
Jefferson: *smirks* My, my, what a tomcat.
Hamilton: *holds Phillip up in Laurens's face* EXPLAIN THIS! EXPLAIN THIS, YOU CLOWN!
Laurens: HONESTLY I'M REALLY CONFUSED ABOUT IT MYSELF!!!
Hamilton: *turns to Eliza* How could you.
Eliza: Alexander, I would never go against you like that!
Laurens: And you think I'd really do that to you?
Hamilton: Mmm...
Phillip: Daddy can you put me down? My armpits are hurting.
Hamilton: *puts Phillip down*
Phillip: *scurries back to the moms and Theo*
Theo: Your dad has anger management issues.
Burr: Theo!
Eliza: Alexander, I promise you, John and I were never... together.
Hamilton: *sighs* I trust you, Betsey. But yOU- *jabs a finger at Laurens's chest*
Laurens: Heh! *grins* *turns to Eliza* I'm sorry about all this, 'Liza. Hope you're not uncomfortable or anything.
Eliza: *smiles a little awkwardly* No, no, it's fine.
Quinn: So, now that we got THAT outta the way... how many of y'all like the Johnliza ship?
Laurens: What-
Angelica: Hmm, I don't know. I mean, both John and Alex are handfuls that require full-time responsibility...
Hamilton: We're right here.
Angelica: And John is very sweet, and he would probably make Eliza laugh a lot and would know when to TAKE A BREAK.
Laurens: *shudders*
Angelica: Alright, well Alexander doesn't do that.
Hamilton: *whirls around to face Laurens* HA!
Madison: It's a little odd to think of. But I am tempted to say Laurens just to annoy Hamilton.
Hamilton: Why does everyone hate me?
Jefferson: I've waited 47 episodes for this moment! *pulls out a really long piece of paper from nowhere* You're loud, you're obnoxious, you're petty, you smell like seafood, you-
[HAMILTON EXITS]
Quinn: If you could do it again, Eliza, would you pick Alex or John?
Eliza: Oh, I wouldn't change a thing!
Quinn: How about you, Phillip?
Phillip: Huh? So, if my mom married Uncle John...? *wrinkles nose* That'd be weird.
Theo: Well, you already have his freckles. *pokes a few of the freckles on his face*
Hamilton: *pokes head back in* Yeah, why is that? Neither of us have freckles...
Laurens: Don't look at me. He stole my face.
Quinn: So, any final comments on Johnliza?
Peggy: I don't like it. It just... doesn't work...
Quinn: Well, I think that's all for today! We'll see you next time on Hamilton Reacts to Stuff! Laurens, you can close us out, since this was a rough episode for you.
Laurens: Peace out, my dudes! Also, shipping is dangerous! Ship with caution!
Quinn: I don't think anybody's gonna listen Laurens, but... bye!
[A/N: There won't be a reaction next week because I'll be away. See you in two weeks!]