Quinn: Hey y'all! We're back for more Hamilton Reacts to Stuff! I'm Quinn, and as always, here's the Hamilsquad!
Laurens: A-y-yo, y-y-yo-yo, what time is it?
All: SHOWTIME!!!
Laurens: *dies from deja vu*
Quinn: We'll just get right on into it today. Today we've got a request from SavannahEclipse
Herc: L-M-M... Do people just have letters for names in the future?
Quinn: No, LMM is Lin-Manuel Miranda.
Hamilton: Wait-
Laurens: You mean that dude from Mary Poppins?
Angelica: And the guy from Spamilton?
Hamilton: WHY IS THIS GUY FOLLOWING ME AROUND?!
Quinn: ANYway, he did his own version of the song Bet On It from High School Musical to promote his show In the Heights.
Peggy: Ooh, what's that about?
Quinn: It's really good. It's about this Latino community in Washington Heights, New York. Maybe we should do a reaction to it someday.
Washington: Yes, sounds interesting.
Quinn: But this is what we're reacting to today! *puts on video*
Everybody's always talkin' at me
Everybody's tryin' to get in my head
I wanna listen to my own heart talkin'
I need to finish In The Heights instead
Hamilton: Wha-? What's with this guy? If you have work to do, STOP [BLEEP]ING SINGING AND GET IT DONE.
Eliza: *gasps as she holds Phillip in her arms* ALEXANDER! *smacks him*
Hamilton: Ow! I'm sorry, but this guy is a dunce!
Did you ever
Close a show to put it back on
Did you ever
Get on a stage and wanna get off?
Did you ever
Dance around the park and let it all go?
Did you make a video
Instead of writing your show?
Hamilton: Again! STOP GOOFING OFF AND GET YOUR WORK DONE! Idiot!
Angelica: Alexander, calm down for God's sake.
Hamilton: But he's never gonna be successful if he just flops around like a doofus instead of working! How else did I become the Secretary of Treasury?
Jefferson: By annoying the living hell out of everyone until they gave the position to you.
Eliza: *smacks Jefferson with a tiny handbag* Stop cursing in front of Phillip!
Jefferson: Oh. Sorry...
Hamilton: *smirks* Get rekt, Thomas. *goes to kiss Eliza*
Eliza: I'm still mad at you. *turns away*
Herc: GUESS WHO'S SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TONIGHT?!
All: *point to Alex*
Hamilton: T_T
I like to dance a lot
That's who I am
The ladies think I'm hot
Check out my tan!
Laurens: *laughs* Uh, Lin, you seem like a nice guy, but nobody's hotter than me. I'm so hot the sun gets lit just by looking at me.
Peggy: Hey, John-John?
Laurens: Yeah?
Peggy: You've got problems.
Will I be In The Heights
You know you can
Bet on it, bet on it, bet on it, bet on it (Bet on me)
And In The Heights is gonna
Be on Broadway
I wanna plug the show
Today is the day!
Am I the type of guy who seems kinda gay
Bet on it, bet on it, bet on it, bet on it
Laff and Herc: *dancing really weirdly*
Oh, hold up
Give me room to think
Bring it on down
Hi my name is Lin Miranda
I know you don't know who I am but I
Hamilton: WE ALL KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND WE WISH WE DIDN'T.
Wore these pants and I'm willin' to dance
Like an idiot if ya just gimme the chance
Herc: DO IT.
Peggy: *starts dancing like an idiot cuz she has no shame*
To just plug my show and reach the people
Bust my flow cuz the flow is lethal
It's called in the Heights and life is sweet yo
It helps that I get to kiss Karen Olivo 8 times a week, yo
Hamilton: That's nothing like getting to kiss Eliza Hamilton everyday!
Eliza: *smacks with tiny handbag*
Laurens: *laughs* You're in the doghouse for real, dude.
The beat's goin' but we keep goin' cuz we know
We movin' and provin' to Michael Riedel
We can have a hit show about Latino people
Who wake up at my Bodega
And sorry "Mr. Kenny Ortega"
You better tell Zac Efron that he gotta get off
Because he's never gonna look like Jonathan Groff
Peggy: *tilts head* He kinda looks like King George...
Hamilton: Oh God! Thanks for putting that image in my head.
Woo, damn he's so cute . .
Heh, Okay, I'm sorry but it's true
Don't look in his eyes you'll get taken in
You'll be breakin' in to Spring Awakenin'
And that High School Musical's rakin it in
It was paper thin, but they made it again
I'm facin the end of this song the hard way
Is this what it takes just to make it to Broadway?!
Laurens: Well, how am I supposed to know?
Samuel: That certainly was interesting...
Madison: I'm so confused.
Quinn: What did you guys think of the song?
Laurens: It was good!
Angelica: It was stupid.
Hamilton: I'm getting so annoyed with this guy. Like, he's EVERYWHERE.
Laff: I liked the song anyway! *does a weird dance and then dabs*
Quinn: Laff, who taught you that?
[PEGGY EXITS]
Washington: He's certainly very energetic, this Lin-Manuel Miranda...
Eliza: I think Phillip liked it! He was smiling the whole time!
Laurens: Aww, my tiny nephew. Put it on again!
Quinn: Okay! *puts it on*
Hamilton: I can't do this again.
[HAMILTON EXITS]
Quinn: Bye, guys!
[A/N: I'm thinking about aging Phillip up to nine in the coming weeks... would everyone be okay with that?]