Teacher pointed a ruler at me and said, at the end of this ruler is an idiot.
I looked at her innocently, and asked, "Which end?"
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Whenever your teacher tries to hit you, or cane you, scream, "OH TEACHER, IVE BEEN SOO SO BAD! IVE BEEN SUCH A NAUGHTY GIRL/BOY! (Girl is preferable) HIT ME HARDER!" *moan continually*
Stolen from parogar (you gotta read his stories! They're awesome)
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Teacher said, "Whoever thinks they are stupid stand up."
Stand up and say, "I just didn't want you to stand up by yourself. You looked... stupid"
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If they ask you a question, say: "I'm sorry but the brain you tried to reach is currently unavailable. Please try again later." Try to mimic the voicemail thingy.
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Teacher: What's your email?
Kid: ._.
Teacher: Yeah? -_-
Kid: pussydestroyer69@gmail.com
Or
- ismokeweed@yahoo.com
- ifckedyourbitch@gmail.com
- cocksucker@hotmail.com
- some dirty or embarrassing name
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Teacher: HOLD BACK THERES STILL 3 SECONDS OF CLASS.
Me: Do you know it's illegal for a teacher to keep the class after the bell as punishment? It violates the Geneva Convention's laws on collective punishment.
This is the only thing you need to memorize for school.
Anddd
I used this in my book :3
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I know we all love these, so I'll add as much as I can if I can find dem' :P