The alphabet except what its what you say during your time at Camp Campbell
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A is for:
A fucking turd was left in the toilet!! Space kid I know it was you!
B is for:
Bunch of god damn pussies.
C is for:
C A T S
D is for:
Dicks are for pricks. So take it up the ass like a man and grow up
E is for:
Everything and everyone can suck my dick!
F is for:
Fuck off David I'm tired.
G is for:
GOATS!! WHY ARE THERE GOATS IN MY TENT?!?!
H is for:
Hilarious. Ha. Ha. Ha.
I is for:
If we play kahoot one more time I'm going to kashoot myself.
J is for:
Jupiter is a planet and the Roman persona of Zeus, god of thunder, dipshit, do your research.
K is for:
Kicking you in the face is the only way to make you shut up.
L is for:
Lick a dick, Harrison.
M is for:
My life is over. This place is going to drive me insane.
N is for:
NUTS
O is for:
Oh, sure, you totally meant to do that. Get your head out of your ass.
P is for:
Pearly packaged piece of horse shit, that's what you are.
Q is for:
Quack.
R is for:
Rubbing your balls against the tree again I see.
S is for:
Suck it, bitch, I won.
No you didn't!
I called Uno!!!
T is for:
Ticking me off is apparently the only talent you have.
U is for:
Us? There is no us, this is go fish.
V is for:
WHO VACUUMS AT THREE IN THE GOD DAMN MORNING. WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS!!!!!
W is for:
Weekend, shmeekend, this is Camp Campbell there is no relaxing while David is in charge.
X is for:
SINCE WHEN DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING XYLOPHONE
Y is for:
You little shit you put hot sauce in my waffles.
Z is for:
I'm sorry, run that by me again, who the fuck is Zemug?