Anns POV
"Such a Lovely Day!--Not!" I screamed at no one in particular.
I bet the neighbors could hear me, but do I care? Nope.
"Ann?" I heard my window open, making me turn towards it. "Oh, Bakashi!" I run towards him, hugging the life out of him. He patted my head, awkwardly.
"Oh, Bakashi! You have no idea, how horrible today is!" I dramatically said as I stopped hugging him.
"Oh? Uhh... what happened?" He asked as he went through my window. A concerned look was shown on his face.
"I dunno!! I just know it's going to be a baaaad day!" I stated, making him sweatdrop.
"Seriously?" He sighed. "I really don't get you sometimes."
I nodded. "Yeah, I really don't understand myself either," I grumbled as I made my way over to my bed.
I felt a hand on my shoulder, stopping me. "Ann, you have to go to the Hokage, so there's no time to sleep!" He instructed, making me groan in annoyance.
"Whhhhhhhyyyyyy?!??!" I complained, turning to face him. "Becuzz!---I dunno either," he stated, making me deadpan.
"Now! Get dressed!" He urged, pushing me towards my bathroom.
Timeskip
"Bakashi, defend yourself!" I said as I quickly threw a Kunai in his direction.
It was no surprise that he got it just as fast as I threw it. "Nice try, Ann," he chuckled as he held my Kunai.
"Show off.." I scoffed as I looked away, making him chuckle more. We were making our way downtown, walking fast- over to Gramp's office.
Naruto should be there, by now...
Konohamaru should be there too!
I unconsciously quickened my pace, making Kakashi raise a brow at the sudden change of speed.
"Slow down, Ann. We're not in a hurry," he stated, walking a bit quicker to catch up to me. Not that he had to, he had longer legs than I did, I bet he could easily catch up to me.
"Yersh we are," I replied, still walking fast-ish. "Yersh?" Kakashi questioned, confused.
Oh yeah, he doesn't speak the language of stupidity.
"'Yersh' means 'yeah' in my language," I informed, making him question my sanity. After a while, we finally made it to the front door of Gramp's office.
I ran towards the unsuspecting door and kicked it open. "Oh, Gramps!" I screamed as I smiled brightly.
The Hokage gaped at me. "A-Ann!" He rasped out, shocked by my sudden entrance.
I heard Bakashi sigh. "Ann.." he mumbled as he walked over to me, shaking his head slightly.
I looked over to the side and caught Naruto curiously staring at me from head to toe. I snapped my fingers loudly, the sound quickly placed Naruto out of his daze. "Uh- who are you?" He asked, scratching his head.
My smile widened. "Oh, Naruto-kun!" I screamed as I ran towards him.
"W-whoaa!" He gasped, falling out of his chair. I tackled him to the floor. "Naruto-kun! I'm your biggest fan!" I stated, hugging him.
Gramps and Bakashi looked baffled, they're probably thinking...
Naruto has a Fan?!
Naruto's mouth gaped open. "No way.." he mumbled, in shock.
I nodded my head. "Yes, way!" I said, pulling away from the hug.
"Hehe! I knew I was famous!" He stated as he smiled brightly. Oh, you'll be very famous, all right...
"Hey, hey Naruto," I whispered. "Hah?" He leaned in a bit, looking both interested and confused.
"Wanna be my best friend?" I asked, making him look more shocked.
"R-really?"
"Oi! What're you talking about over there?" Kakashi questioned, though he sounded a bit annoyed.
I glanced over to him. "None of your bizzinas!(dat means business. In mah language)" I sassed, making everyone in the room facepalm.. well, except for Naruto.
"Are we really best friends?!" He asked, looking really happy. "Of course, Mah new best friend!" I said, getting off of him.
Suddenly, the door slammed open, and, as if on instinct, Kakashi moved out of the way.
"You old geezer! Fight me!" A voice screamed but it sounded so squeaky. Of course, everyone knew who it was, the one and only, Konohamaru!
"The title of Fifth Hokage belongs to me, Konohamaru!" He screamed as he ran at Gramps, about to throw a shuriken. The expression on Gramps's face was hilarious. He looked so done.
Konohamaru was doing well, only to trip over nothing, and faceplant on the floor. "Bwaha!! HAHA HAHAHA!" I laughed, holding my stomach.
I pointed at him. "He needs some milk!--BWAHAHA!!" I laughed so bad, I needed to use Naruto for support.
"Ouch!" Konohamaru screamed in pain as he buried his face into his hands.
Gramps seemed a bit annoyed at the situation right now. But Kakashi, on the other hand, seemed amused. Then as a few seconds passed, the teacher of Konohamaru peered through the doorway.
"Is this a trap?" asked Konohamaru, angrily. Ebisu-Sensei scanned around, seeming a bit shocked.
"Are you okay, young master?!" He asked, in a panicked tone.
Geez... so dramatic...
Naruto raised a brow as he observed Konohamaru. And it seems like Ebisu sensei was doing the same thing... only, he was doing it to Naruto.
I know that he's thinking bad thoughts about him. He had a somewhat evil face. "I got it. you did something, didn't you?!" Konohamaru stomped his way over to me and Naruto.
"What?! I didn't do anything!" I protested as I crossed my arms.
"Yeah! You tripped on your own!" Naruto said with a tickmark on his head.
"Don't accuse young master! He is the grandson of the Third Hokage!" Ebisu stated. Naruto blinked before looking over to Gramps, then back at Konohamaru, trying to find the resemblance.
"Ohhh! So now, you're not gonna hit me! Because I'm the grandson of the Hokage!" Konohamaru yelled, only it was directed to me.
"Oh, boi! I would hit you if I wanted to! But If I did, I'd be considered a 'child abuser'," I stated, raising my fists at him.
"Hehe!! You're no match for the grandson of the Third Hok--"
He was quickly cut off when my fist came in contact with his head.
Bonk
He looked at me, in pain and disbelief.
"Wh-what the!---"
Bonk!
"Ann, stop," Kakashi said, trying to not laugh.
Boonkk!! Boonnk!!
Konohamaru stared at me, in shock, as he slowly fell to the floor, knocked out.
"Whoah! You're so cool, Ann!" Naruto grinned.
"Nooo!! You're so cool Naruto," I said, making his smile bigger. Ahh, I love that smile...
"What have you done?!" Ebisu screamed, panicking. "Young master!"
I sighed, grabbing Naruto's hand. "Gurīndasuto gijutsu!" I screamed, making hand signs. "Sugata o kesu!"
Green dust filled the room, covering me and Naruto, who watched in awe. Suddenly disappearing from the room, I teleported ourselves to my apartment.
"W-whoa! How did you do that?!" Naruto asked, with stars in his eyes.
"Hehe! That's a secret!" I stated as I walked towards my kitchen, with Naruto following behind me.
I opened my cabinets. "You want anything?" I asked as I took out some candy.
"Hmm, do you have ramen?"
I shook my head. "Nope, only sweets," I explained, handing him some, which he took eagerly.
Timeskip
Naruto's POV
"CANNDDYYY, I NEED MORE CANDY!!" Ann screamed as she kicked open cabinets.
I sweatdropped.
So, this is what happens if you feed Ann too much Candy...
"A-Ann, calm down!" I said, trying to calm her down. This is my first time seeing her like this...
"Forget diabetes!" She rambled, still kicking the cabinet doors open. She stopped for a moment as she jumped on the counter and banged on the ceiling.
"I'M NOT HAVING ANY FUN!!" She kept on screaming and screaming...
"MORE CANDY!!"
She started thrashing her apartment. "I NEED MORE CANDY!!" She rasped out.
I stood frozen still as she knocked over her tables, chairs, etc.
This girl.... is crazy!
Hokage's POV
I deadpanned as I watched Ann thrash her apartment through the crystal ball.
"I NEED MORE CANDY!!" She screamed.
Now, I know...
That we should never give a single sweet to Ann...
Cliffhanger