Regina: Zelena, will you be my maid of honour? Because I have 0 friends
Zelena: OMG YES #fangirl
Regina: sigh
Emma: wait, who will be mine?
Snow: don't you have friends
Emma: well... no
Snow: ANYONE WANT TO BE MY DAUGHTER'S MAID OF HONOUR?
Charming: you know they can read it with or without the captions right?
Snow: shut up
Hook: I'll be your maid of honour
Emma: sounds about right
Charming: sounds about NOT right
Hook: rood
Emma: then who
Snow: what about ruby?
Emma: she's in Oz
Snow: oh...
Zelena: what about Belle, she's practically your friend
Regina: you're just saying that so you can get drunk w her
Zelena: no I'm not...
Belle: well I'd like to
Emma: Thank You Belle, you've saved me from my mothers rants
Snow: rude
Charming: so it's settled, can I sleep now?
Snow: yeah sure, you sleepy head
*an hour later*
Henry: HOLY loving god
Regina: you saved yourself