Feng Mang

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Title: Feng Mang Author: 柴鸡蛋 (Chai Jidan) Genre: Modern, showbiz, fortune-telling, comedy, numberphile, sham... More

Character List
Regarding Spoiler
1 Earth Vital Energy
2 His flaw are countless
3 Standard "got hit even while lying down"
4 Numberphilia
5 God's reply!
6 How Important it is!
7 I Do Not Believe I Can't Catch You!
8 Sooner or Later I Will Be Popular
9 Sleepwalking!
10 Within 10 Days
11 Advantage Blessed by Heaven
12 Just You
13 Scum!
14 Who Set the Conditions?
15 This is an Absolute Disaster!
16 Leave
17 Changing Job
18 Very possible to be born
19 He is not a good thing!
20 Killing the ill-fated relationship today!
21 Repentance
22 Error
23 You can't speak too soon!
24 The First Degree Crime
25 Could Be Properly Nurtured
26 You A**hole!
27 Doesn't resemble a Human Being!
28 One
29 That Position
30 What a pity!
31 Arrange ritual implementing spell.
32 Drinking
33 The Car Hit The Road Just Like That
34 Scary and Stupidly Adorable (Moe)
35 Number One Immortal in the Imperial Capital!
36 He is a normal guy
37 Chief Wang personally visiting civilian's homes
38 Steal Food
39 However strong you are, there is always someone stronger
40 Do You Really See Yourself As a Mouse?
41 However you want ~Will do however you want~
42 How Could You Bear It In Your Heart!
43 Ultimatum
44 Harmonious To The Point of Satirizing
45 A Subtle Relationship
46 Overnight
47 It's Difficult for a Lost-Money- instead-of-being-paid wife To Come Visit.
48 Spin a Cocoon Around Oneself
49 Pu--
50 Have His Wish Fulfilled
51 Formulate A Plan
52 Diametrically Opposite Situation
53 Call Him Over For Me!
54 Need A Spanking
55 Cool Dong Dong Is Acting Cute
56 How Could He Be Even More Twisted Than Me?
57 This Time, It's Safe [Revised Ver.]
58 Smile
59 Can You Stop Being Such a Man?
60 Pitiful Appearance
61 Evil Power
62 Subdue this Evildoer!
63 King of Endurance
64 From a Thief to a Delivery Man
66 Gap
67 I Can Only Help You This Far
68 The Great Talented Han
69 This Is My Life root
70 Haircut

65 I'll Personally Carry You

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By Btsnamjoonie

Translator: Polarbearadise

Editor: Mosstree

The next morning, Han Dong woke up and stretched his body lazily, the weather looks pretty good today, sunny, cloudless, just my mood!

After packed up his things, Han Dong jumped on the bed again and pounded his fist excitedly on top of it, your father finally could get rid of you inflatable things! He turned over to get out of bed again, took out scissors and fiercely jabbed at the inflatable sofa. Since your Chief Wang is so rich, when I leave there is also no one who will use these, jabbing it a few more times will also add a cheerful air to my departure!

"*bang**bang**bang**bang*......"

Not long after, Yu Ming came to the door, "Can you quiet down a little?"

Han Dong not only didn't feel ashamed, he even dragged Yu Ming in and said cheerfully, "Didn't you learn to dance? Your brother is going to leave today, why don't you dance a segment to send me off?"

Yu Ming ignored him and walked straight out the door.

Han Dong again blocked the doorway, shamelessly to beg the other person, "You should give me face, dance at random, today if you don't dance, when you dance later on I also can't see it."

Yu Ming totally disregarded the importance of giving Han Dong's face.

Han Dong still won't let go, "If you can dance well, I will carry you when I become popular, or else do you want to dance until you make a big break? If you really feel embarrassed, just do a random pose, or do need to warm up? Let me see you warm up. Stop dawdling, aren't you a man? If you're a man then......"

Yu Ming was really scared of being annoyed, he casually did a split, two legs split into 180°, and asked Han Dong, "Good?"

"You're so flexible! Can you give yourself a KJ?"

(T/N: KJ - Bj)

Yu Ming's face sank, he turned around and walk out.

"Don't, don't, don't......I'm just messing around with you." Han Dong grabbed Yu Ming again and asked him excitedly, "How do you practice? Teach me! I want to hit somebody in the forehead with just one kick."

"Then you might as well not practice." Said Yu Ming.

Han Dong was puzzled, "Why? It's too late to learn now? Or am I not physically fit?"

Yu Ming swept his eyes at Han Dong's long legs and said: "Even if you don't learn it, you also could kick to Yao Ming's forehead,"

(T/N: Yao Ming is a Chinese basketball player, he is 7'6 tall)

"......"

When he was finished with the tormenting, Han Dong was about to eat breakfast when he suddenly realized that the cake he had bought yesterday was missing. That's strange, I clearly remember I put it on the computer desk, why did it disappear? Was it possible that I smelled it at night and sleepwalking to eat it? But the problem was that the box was also missing. I can't have eaten the whole box, can I?

Han Dong rummaged through again, looking and looking around then he went to look in Yu Ming's room, as a result, he found the same small food container. Right away he humphed and said: "Ok, I only stole a bag of melon seeds from you, and you actually took back two big pieces of cake in return, really evil ah!"

Yu Ming simply couldn't understand what Han Dong was saying, he didn't even know about the matter of losing a bag of melon seeds up until now, as for the small food container, that was the company's unified distribution ah!

"It's not important, we all come from the countryside, I understand you. I'm a straightforward person, speak out whatever is in my mind, don't take it to heart. We're all brothers, it doesn't matter who eats whose food, right? You take from me two pieces of cake, I take a bag of sausage of you that's not a problem, right?" Conveniently grabbing a bag of sausage, his face in an instant changed to one of affection, "Brother, I see you will have a life of riches and honors, in the future, you will definitely encounter great luck, you just live a happy and prosperous life!"

Yu Ming was indifferent all along, are you sick?

Not long after, the doorway resounded with a singing voice, "I am longing for a full-bloomed life, just like soaring in the vast sky, and traveling on the boundless field, with the power of breaking all fetters......"

(T/N: The song is called "Life in Full Bloom" by Wang Feng)

Han Dong sang all the way to the office building and walked into Wang Zhongding's office with a smile on his face for the first time.

"Chief Wang, you wanted to see me?"

Wang Zhongding nodded, "Sit there."

"No need, I'll just stand." Han Dong was still smiling.

Wang Zhongding went straight to business and said: "Regarding the issue of whether you're going or staying, I have been carefully thinking about it."

Although he already knew, Han Dong still couldn't help but be nervous, it's just like the thrill of waiting for the results as a popular candidate the moment before announcing who would be the 'film emperor'.

"Don't be nervous, you don't have to go." Said Wang Zhongding.

The corners of Han Dong's mouth were ready but twitched in the moment of raising his head.

"What did you say?

"From now on, I'll carry you myself."

"......"

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