Feng Mang

38 Steal Food

Translator: Polarbearadise and Eclipse9

Editor: FirstPersonNarrator

"I say, interrogate you had also interrogated, investigate you had also investigated, and since there's nothing wrong, why can't you let me leave?" Han Dong stood at the entrance of his five-star 'cell' shouting at Er Lei.

(T/N: This sentence " interrogate you had also interrogated, investigate you had also investigated" I translated to the literal meaning from the raw, but if you guys can't understand it, read it as "you have interrogated, and also investigated")

"Before you give a reasonable explanation, it's impossible for Chief Wang to let you go!"

"Didn't I already say everything? I knew by reading his facial features!!"

Er Lei gave no response.

Han Dong's cold and stern gaze fell on Er Lei's face and once again displayed his 'Great Master' trump card.

"Yang Chun Lei, 31 years old, was once the chief of the armed police force's second regiment's second division, he was in the second row and were class two's class president, nicknamed Er Lei. I've summarized your personal likes and dislikes into a poem: Doesn't eat seafood, doesn't eat spicy, but loves barbeque and loves fried, likes to wear his socks folded, his favourite in life are flower-printed underpants......"

(T/N: Er (二) in Chinese had the meaning of two/second hence the nickname)

The muscles on Er Lei's face twitched for a moment but very quickly went back to normal.

"Now do you believe me?"

"It's useless if only I believe it, it's Chief Wang who has to believe it."

Han Dong showed his bared teeth, he had a fierce look in his eyes, "Even if he believes it, he won't admit it!"

Not to mention that he would not believe it ah!

Han Dong currently regretted to the point of his intestines turning green, you said you had nothing else to do so why did you have to show off your evil practice, for what? Don't you know that he's a materialist? See what you did now, exposing the secret of other people's child, how are you going to explain! If you don't admit that you harbour evil intentions then don't even think about leaving, if you do admit it then all the more reason to not think about leaving.

(T/N: 肠子都青了 (intestines turned green) - is a Chinese phrase used to describe extreme regret to the point of simply wishing for death due to the fact that intestines would only turn green after someone has died)

"You, for what reason putting me under this house arrest situation without any evidence? This is illegal, do you not understand that?"

Er Lei who had been serious for a long time finally said some humorous words.

"If you really are a great master, then we would not be able to keep you here, your astral soul would be able to travel anywhere."

Han Dong was speechless by his words, good! You're really good!

Er Lei also said: "We did not restrict all of your freedom, as long as you don't go outside the company, you can go wherever you want. We can even consider it if you want to join the crew and go out to learn for two days."

"But I want to go home ah!" Han Dong once again bitterly begged, "Brother, let me go home, I just want to take my rope, that's all. If you can't rest assured then you can go together with me, you can even handcuff me!"

Er Lei said: "We have plenty of ropes here."

"How can our ropes be the same?" Han Dong fumed, he once again had on a face of despair, "Furthermore there are my five wives, since I'm away for so many days, this certainly make other people concerned."