To: moreepicthanyou@zmail.com
From: bobpunchezu@moocow.net
Subject: We Will Never Be "Pals"
The janitor did not reject me, I never even asked him, 'cause that would just be weird. And it's none of your business who I settled for.
Those facts of yours could easily be proved wrong.
No, we are anti-pals. I hate you. How is that for you to understand?
~Bobbie