Emailed by a Fool

By 2HappyTacoz

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He is S'ban. She is Bobbie He found her email address on the floor of the creature's classroom. What did he... More

Stocky black haired guy?
I am not Daniel--the stocky, dark-haired kid.
Bob is not a young lady's name.
Get. A. Life.
When will we be friends?
I Still Plan On Punching You.
Get some glasses man
Don't Think I'll Give Up This Easy.
Spooky Night?
You Edit.
I did not edit.
Really? Really?
I Owe You Nothing.
Say no.
You're Fun To Annoy =P
I've never hated a person with such a burning passion more than you...
Tomorrow
Have fun
Have Fun Bowling
I have no body odor
Don't I Have Much Better Things To Do?
New Computer
You Get It
The Bobbie Way
I Am Seeing S'ban's Future
I will never run from the cops
I Would Love To Watch You Ski
You're not invited
Crash Your Party
You're still not invited
Yeah Right, Derek's "Rich"
This means war!!!
I'm A Winner
Watch your back
Ew, Poetry
Bobbie's got Green hair
You Are Not My Best Friend
Close friends?
E-N-E-M-Y
I'm so sorry
I'm An Idiot
Took you long enough
Are you shunning me?
I WILL leave you annoyingly long emails
You Talk Too Much
-_-
Re: -_-
Friends? HAHA, You're Kidding Right?
Hi Squidward!
O-bliv-i-ous
Bowling buddies!
I KICKED YO ASS!
Suspicious Mustard
I'm Not A Loner!
I hope you're happy with Mr Green.
I Hope You're Happy with Your Whore of a Girlfriend
Don't you go insulting Gilly!
I Do Not Smell Like Clams, You Do
Don't deny facts
I can find out anything I want to find out.
PalPage Friendship Request: Denied
Plans! Plans! Plans!
You've Been Nothing But RUDE Towards Me
I was being friendly!
I Ain't an Idiot
Tonight
From Prisses to Singing About Pancakes. What School Are We In?
I have more Pals than you :p
See Ya Soon ;)
You'll never be in this limo
Can You Read?
I have an ePhone and you don't
Have You Seen My New Phone?
My ePhone's cooler than your's.
B for Bobbie
Shrimp puffs
My Uncle's A Lawyer
Limbooooooooooo
Mr. Longthorne. Defintion: The Mean, Old Principal Who Hates Bobbie Harper
Super sick karoke battle!
It's Gonna Be A Long Night
Flamingo
Runaway!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
#sadBobbie
THIS PARTY ROCKS!!
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We Will Never Be "Pals"

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By 2HappyTacoz

To: moreepicthanyou@zmail.com

From: bobpunchezu@moocow.net

Subject: We Will Never Be "Pals"

The janitor did not reject me, I never even asked him, 'cause that would just be weird. And it's none of your business who I settled for.

Those facts of yours could easily be proved wrong.

No, we are anti-pals. I hate you. How is that for you to understand?

~Bobbie

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