"Bedtime stories"
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spiderbaby [tom]
his sidebitch [Haz]
Dad [RDJ]
Not Liam [Chris H]
Mom [Chris E]
Salty [Seb]
Ruby [Scarlett]
Donalds [Anthony]
Eye [Jeremy]
Vision [Paul]
Lizzie [Elizabeth]
Spiderbabybro1 [Harry]
Spiderbabybro2 [Sam]
Spiderbabybro1
WHY IS ESSIE
CALLED THE PSYCHOPATH?!?
Dad
Who is 'ESSIE'?!
Donalds
And why do we
even allow
Spiderbaby and his
sidebitch in here let
alone his brothers??
spiderbaby
RUDE
vision
Don't you mean Rudd?
😂😂
spiderbabybro1
SHIT
WRONG GC
WE HAVE SO MANY!
Salty
Too late now.
Who is Essie?
spiderbabybro1
No one!
Good bye
His sidebitch
My cousin
Ruby
I just searched her up
she's gorgeous and adorable!
And she's an actress!
Imma watch Anne with an e
when it comes out!
Dad
Then how is she related to
Harrison? He's neither, gorgeous
or adorable
his sidebitch
I am still here you know?
dad
I know.
Not Liam
Am I the only one
still wondering
why she is called
a psychopath?
spiderbabybro2
I am!
She's innocent.
She can't be a psycho
salty
She's related to
Harrison. That's one
reason
spiderbaby
Don't be mean to Haz!
Mom
Awww, when's the
wedding guys?
eye
Off topic!!
spiderbabybro1
Yeah come on
spill Haz
his sidebitch
So it's a nickname
in the family for her.
Bc she was 8 and we were having
A family gathering for like two
weeks at our grandparents/her house
and they live on a farm. And one
night, poachers came and killed some
sheep and skinned them for their wool
bc the poachers are bastards.
So grandpa told, Felix, a guy
who they employ to help on the farm,
to tell Essie anything (even scare her
if it came to it)bso that she doesn't
go on the field where the two dead
sheep and loads of blood was
bc she's the youngest and well she was
8 and will get over anything
that scares her anyway. But they didn't want
a lily tile girl who cherishes all of the
animals to see two slaughtered ones
his sidebitch
They didn't need to tell
Fra (her bro bc he's 11 and
understands) so Felix found
Essie playing around in our
Grandparents attic, bc we're
allowed to as they have toys and
stuff in their from when our parents
we're kids and stuff so yeah.
He finds her, and she's hidden
behind boxes so poked her
head out and grins like she
always does (She can get away
with murder I swear)
And Felix tells her "don't go on
the left field closest to the big oak
tree with the swing
because they're are dead bodies
buried there and the police need to come investigate".
his sidebitch
She agreed and he goes away.
Essie being weird af. Picks up the
doll she's playing with,
leaves the attic and goes down to
one of the tool sheds and
grabs some waste bags and a
shovel. Still carrying the doll as
well. She goes to the
field she was told not to.
She is oblivious To the dead sheep
my grandpa and uncle were
going to get rid of (I think they
were sorting out one of the other
animals first) and drops the
waste bags onto the ground. She
still had doll in her other hand as
a a tiny 8yr old she struggled to
dig up much land. Seamus, our cousin
noticed her in the field (he's like
15 at this time) and screams for an adult.
His Sidebitch
We all rush out (kids + adults)
nanny was filming because she was
doing some sort of video with
my sister and we find Essie in the field and grandpa asks her what she is doing.
She replied "finding the
dead bodies so that I can look at them!"
Baring in mind this is being
filmed my uncles and some cousins are laughing.
my uncle (her dad) goes and
picks her up whilst Felix takes
the shovel and waste bags, and
they try to get all of us away from the dead sheep and blood.
It isn't until then that my mum
noticed what doll Essie had in her hand. My nanny is angry at my grandpa who
is slowly backing away from her.
"I TOLD YOU TO GET RID OF
THEM TWENTY YEARS AGO!"
She screams at him, after my aunt takes the camera from her and continues to film everything.
his sidebitch
Essie, looking adorable as hell
in a dress and her hair in pigtails,
turns to our nanny, hugging the doll
going, "but he's my friend!
We were playing the letter and
number game in the attic!"
We are all confused until
nanny, who is even more angry
screams at grandpa.
"BECAUSE OF YOU OUR
YOUNGEST GRANDCHILD
HAS BEEN PLAYING WITH
CHUCKY AND CHUCKY'S
BRIDE DOLL AND AN OUIJA
BOARD AND IS NOW TRYING
TO DIG UP DEAD BODIES!"
And....
that is why we call her psychopath.
Spiderbabybro1
Well shit...
dad
Jfc
spiderbaby
And she has lots of
photos of me
I'm scared.
ruby
What^^
his sidebitch
Please she is
harmless
Most of the time
And they're memes
She doesn't stalk him!
spiderbabybro2
Ngl, I can imagine
Her doing this
spiderbabybro1
You barely know her!
But yes, I can imagine it too
salty
Ooh, is someone jealous?
donalds
Sounds like a crush
mom
On his friends cousin?
not Liam
Ooohhhh
vision
He's not replying
Eye
We can see you're
reading these!
Lizzie
#hessie needs to happen
Spiderbabybro1 has left the chat
salty
1/4 gone
Hurry up and leave
Spiderbaby
His sidebitch
Spiderbabybro2
spiderbaby
Stfu
his sidebitch
But yes #hessie needs to happen
A/n-
And thus we have the avengers! Essie is my lil' baby, psycho or not she's a smol bean that needs loving and protection. Get your arse to it Harry! 😂🧡