friday
5:06pm
@jinnie: i'm free rn,
where are you
@youhaha: if i throw
a stick, will u leave?
@jinnie: typical yuha smh
@jinnie: wyd
@youhaha: i'm so so bored
@jinnie: watch some
stray kids vlive or
funny videos on youtube?
@youhaha: great idea,
i'll tell seollie to
do it right now
@jinnie: you're hopeless
@youhaha: sorry friend,
i'm def not a mirror 🙂
@jinnie: that. emoji.
is. so. creepy.
@youhaha: bye i
have assignments to do
[delivered]
_
+yuha
After closing the books, i laid my head on my study desk. Let's sleep a bit early now, shall we?
I checked the time and realized it was only 10pm. What? dude,there's no way i'm sleeping this early on a weekend. Being bored as ever, i thought of Jinnie and thought that maybe i'll watch those straykids videos and do a favor for him.
Shrugging, i turned on my laptop and got in bed and started typing to lookup stray kids on youtube.
hmm, 'Aussie Line'? 'Try Not To Fangirl'?
And at 3am, being the Yuha i am, i woke up feeling something heavy on my chest, frightened i opened my eyes ready to meet an evil spirit's flaming red eyes, but the load on my chest turned out to be my laptop. Typical Yuha, Indeed.
3:16am
@youhaha: ok don't
freak out
@youhaha: so i watched
@youhaha: this
jeongin boy is my
boyfriend now
@youhaha: bangchan
@youhaha: lol this
pic got me wheezin
@youhaha:
@youhaha: ehe
@youhaha: and
i'm pregnant
@youhaha: and
i've felix to blame,
his voice is
( ; _ ; )/~~~
@jinnie: woah there
@jinnie: stop in the name of the law
@youhaha: woah
you're awake?
@jinnie: i get like
3 hours of sleep
everyday wdym
@jinnie: anyways
hehehehhehehe
@jinnie: my nostrils
are sensing a very
strong fangirl scent
@jinnie: what's this huh
@jinnie: why is jeongin
your boyfriend now,
you un-loyal cunt／／(● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾
@youhaha: i didn't come here
to be disrespected
@youhaha: ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
@youhaha: also that
'hehehehhehehe' is
creeping me out, you creep
@jinnie: i'm your oppa
@jinnie: i'm creeping
in your heart babe
@youhaha: *cough*
@youhaha: "babe" so rusty
@youhaha: creep
@jinnie: you said hyunjin
was a cutie last time
@youhaha: but jeongin
more cutie-er
@youhaha: there's a
reason i call Seollie's
species-un-loyal
@jinnie: weirdest girl ever.
@youhaha: but you
still talk with me :3
@jinnie: bc i loview
@youhaha: go away
—
@youhaha: wait are
you hyunjin biased?
@youhaha: you're
so gross, pigs are crying
@jinnie: self love gorl
@jinnie: stop calling
me gross
@jinnie: you haven't
seen me in real
@youhaha: what?
@youhaha: stfu
@youhaha: be honored ,
you're the only guy i talk to -
besides samuel,
@jinnie: samuel?!
@youhaha: he's a
cutie ehehe
@jinnie: how?
@youhaha: we're just
casual ig friends
@jinnie: but he's an idol
@youhaha: wait-
@youhaha: why did
i tell you that.
@youhaha: like we're
really close friends
@jinnie: ouch
@youhaha: anyways,
plans for the weekend?
@jinnie: packed
schedule, you?
@youhaha: are you a celebrity or smn
@jinnie: maybe 🤡
@youhaha: me, nothing,
being bored the
whole weekend
@youhaha: imma
watch jeongin videos
@jinnie: wanna meet?
@jinnie: correction.
come meet me.
@youhaha: ew
@youhaha: i still imagine
you as this
@youhaha:
@jinnie: i'm
1000000km ahead
@youhaha: scoffs
@jinnie: let's frukin
meet, stop changing
the topic
@youhaha: N.O spells no
@jinnie: let's go
to SimplyKpop!!
@youhaha: do you
not hear?
@jinnie: it's quiet rn.
@jinnie: ㅋㅋㅋ
@jinnie: fyi, it's a show
@jinnie: and stray
kids are coming
with their latest
comeback
@jinnie: let's goooii
@jinnie: pleeeseeeecheeeesweeeeee
@youhaha: wait, i do have plans, i'm
planning to sleep. there
ya go, better plans!
@jinnie: b bbb bb but stray kids?🥺
@youhaha: i's rather watch
HD fancams than stand
(and have sore legs later) and
watch from afar where i donut
even see their facial expressions
clearly
@jinnie: donut
@jinnie: but
@jinnie: awweeeeeeplealslsllslseeeeee
@jinnie: let's meet
after the show
@youhaha: then
can i not go to the
show, i'll come
to meet you
after it ends?!
@jinnie: what do
you even have
against simplykpop
oh my god
@jinnie: let's meet!
@jinnie: then you'll
need the guts to
tell me i'm ☝︎ that guy
@youhaha: ladies and gentlemen,
that's coming from a guy who
has like zero picture on his account.
thank you very much
@youhaha: also no matter
how you look like you'll forever
be ☝︎that guy for me
@jinnie: that woulda
sounded romantic
if you didn't mention
☝︎that guy
@youhaha: bye
i gotta sleep
@jinnie: not
until you agree
@jinnie: plishhhhhhhh?
@youhaha: oh seollie
would be interested
@youhaha: take her
@jinnie: bbbbut 🥺
@jinnie: plzzzzzz
@jinnie: pleazza?
@youhaha: do you want
to hear me swear?
@youhaha: dO YOU!?
@youhaha: now shoooo
off u go
@jinnie: yah pleaseeeee
it'll take like what?- 5 mins?
@youhaha: nope
@youhaha: goonight
@jinnie: istg i will talk with
your friends and
tell them untrue things
@youhaha: now that's
what you call a threat!
@youhaha: like i cannot
screenshot this chat
and show them pft
@jinnie: awooooooo
pleasseeeeeseee
@jinnie: i promise
I won't get involved
with your friends for life
@youhaha: that's
good, bye now
@jinnie: mISSY,
no you CANNOT
leave me like that
@jinnie: now
please???!!!!!
@youhaha: oh my lord,
okay okay okay
@youhaha: just
because i need sleep
@youhaha: send me
the address and time
@youhaha: also you're
the grossest dude
i've ever met
@youhaha: i bet my lungs
you're ugly
@jinnie: also what do
you even have
against your lungs
@jinnie: yesss!!
@youhaha: hahah
see even you agree
@jinnie: not to that ㅜㅜ
[delivered]