Sunday
9am
@youhaha: yah
@youhaha: seollie-ah
@youhaha: i'm coming
over
@youhaha: hope you
have all the markers
and the charts?
@youhaha: do you?
@youhaha: i know u do
@youhaha: i'm coming over now
@youhaha: i'm walking
@youhaha: i reached near
the store in your street
@youhaha: YAHHHHHHH
@youhaha: I HOPE YOU'RE UP
[delivered]
_
+yuha
Putting on some fuzzy socks i put on my usual white adidas sneakers and set out to Seollie's place dressed pretty much casually, i hope so.
I was the kind of girl who cannot just go out in home clothes, well, if it's a sleepover i would but not in broad daylight, that's like going against the fashion police and the laws of broad daylight fashion. Sheesh
As Seol's house came into view, i sighed, it's time to listen to kpop shitz for an hour before starting to do something productive.
I rang the doorbell to see Aunt Kim's face, "Mornin' Auntie, is Seollie up? She didn't respond to any of my messages." I emphasized as i pulled up my phone in-front of my face.
Aunt shook her head as if saying how much she regretted giving birth to Seollie. "Help me raise Seollie, Yuha haha."
I chuckled at that before going up to shout my ducking lungs out.
I knocked.
...
No answer
Whoops, too bad my patience's limited.
I barged into the room and shouted my lungs dry, "SEOLLLIE, KIM FRICKIN SEOLLIE WAKE THE HELL UP WE NEED TO DO THE ASSIGNMENT WAKE THE HELL UP WAKE THE HELL U- "
"OKAY OH MY GOD OKAY OKAY ALRIGHT."
She looked up from her pillow, super pissed off. She got up, looked around with drooping eyes and then fell back down on to her bed.
Me being me, i jumped with all my might sideways for more impact, that is. And rolled on top of her like rolling a dough with a rolling pin. Me being the rolling pin and Seol being the dough.
I know this trick hurts because that's what my cousin brother used to do to wake me up.
"ARGH, JUNG YUHA I WILL MURDER YOu!"
I quickly stood up and smirked when she passed by me to go to the bathroom, is this victory i smell?
Nope, the smell of Seollie's bad morning breath. Life is hard with lazy people.
"I heard that!!" Seollie shouted from the bathroom. "Don't act like you're not one. Remember the time i had to call both Erin and Rinji once to wake you up because our school bus was going to leave us and you just wouldn't wake up to get ready?"
My thoughts should really know that their place is in my mind and not out in the air.
"Shut up!!!! It's about you here!" I shot back.
°
The whole day, i ended up doing all the work and Seollie ranting about how much at a verge her heart is of bursting because of too much of feelings. You ask her grades? It's dumped down the deep black kpop hole. bye.
"So yeah, and bambam says that his name is dabdab and then dabs away and ahaha," I rolled my eyes as a response.
Suddenly, a thought hit me, "Btw, Jinnie's an ahgase!"
"Really!!!? Can i talk to him?" Her eyes pleaded.
"Nope." I stuck out my tongue before putting down the blue marker and pulling out my phone from my backpack.
I started to type in a text.
°
12:16pm
@youhaha: if my friends
ever come messaging you,
do not respond, got it?
@youhaha: are you
still sleeping or what omg
@youhaha: it's freakin 1pm
@jinnie: 12pm*
@youhaha: sheesh
@jinnie: and why should
i not talk with your friends?
@jinnie: 🤨
@youhaha: omg cringe emojis
and u are not meant to go
together, jinnie. stop
@youhaha: because
they bad influences, alr?
@youhaha: lil bby jinnie
needs to have a bright
inspiration like me not
some bad influences
like them
@jinnie: but rn you're
giving me false
information on yourself
@jinnie: wait
@jinnie: i'm older than u
@jinnie: you can call me
oppa if you wish ;)
@youhaha: i have a cow
to eat, gotta go
@youhaha: ヾ(๑╹◡╹)ﾉ"
@jinnie: ಠ_ಠ
seen
°
12:45pm
@jinnie: okay time up,
u can come back now
@youhaha: sigH
@jinnie: why'd u
message me all of a
sudden tho, not like you.
@youhaha: seollie's
been talking to me
@youhaha: no, forcing
me to listen to her
rant about Got7 the
whole day now i
know names like
dabdab and that
the 'wang' in wang
jackson doesn't
mean king and that
it's Mark Tuan not
Mark Twain
@youhaha: ah my head
@jinnie: oU
@jinnie: i smell best friend
@youhaha: nope, it's the
smell of noise pollution
in a human form
@jinnie: qween
@jinnie: of diss
@youhaha: honored
@jinnie: said anything
about the other
bands in JYPE?
@youhaha: what's a JYPE?
@jinnie: JYP Entertainment.
@jinnie: smh
@youhaha: oh, lemme ask.
°
@youhaha: she said
a lot of stuff ahh my
eardrums, fangirl poison
is radiating from
her what do i do
@youhaha:
@jinnie: eeeeett pd101
@jinnie: you didn't catch
a single thing? wow
@jinnie: *standing ovation*
@youhaha: thank you
son ＼(^o^)／
@youhaha: u sure you're a boy?
bc i'm getting seollie vibes
@youhaha: said
something about
rookie and some
hell and an elevator
and kids somethin'
@jinnie: is it stray kids?
@youhaha: YES THAT!
@jinnie: yweettt who's
her favorite? UwU
@youhaha: who even
uses UwU these days tsk?
@jinnie: you just did
@youhaha: *cough*
@youhaha: she said Han
@youhaha: jisung.
@jinnie: oh
@youhaha: y so down?
@jinnie: did you watch
any of their videos?
@youhaha: nah, are
they any better?
@jinnie: i'm taking
that statement personally
and i'd be lying if i
say that i'm fine
@youhaha: aw is
jinnie baby
upset ? :]
@jinnie: might as well
call me babe
@youhaha: ew
@youhaha: wait i'm
watching this MV
called district9
@jinnie: yow, tell
me who ya like, okay?
@youhaha: well
@youhaha: hMmMm
@youhaha: it's hard
but i like rappers
so i like that rapper
@jinnie: bruh
@jinnie:
@youhaha: what?!
@jinnie: there are like
nime rappers, dumbo
@youhaha:
@youhaha: that guy
who raps inside the bus
@jinnie:
@youhaha: now what?
@jinnie: there are
like 3 rappers who
rap while on the bus
@youhaha: oh look at the time
@youhaha: looks like
it's time to change the topic
@jinnie: fk u
@youhaha: fk u too
@jinnie: okay but
i really think you
need to send me a
screenshot now