Kendall
"I think maybe Jessica has so-"
"No," I cut him off, before he can even dare to try to finish that sentence. He only spares me an amused smile before shaking his head."I'm not wearing anything she's worn."
We'd both taken a shower since we were covered all over in flour. He was currently searching for something, for me to wear. A towel was loosely wrapped around my body, even though I still had on a bra and some underwear. I'd left my hair slightly damped because I couldn't be bothered to dry it.
Louis only chuckles, "There's some of her clothes that she has never put on." He says.
"So she buys things with your money and doesn't even wear it?" It wasn't meant to be harsh; then again it wasn't meant to be said nicely either.
He must have taken offence to what I said though because he stopped talking immediately. Though I didn't regret saying what I'd said, because it was the truth, I do admit it was a little harsh. Instead he'd turned back to the closet that seemed to be half empty anyway. Where was Jessica again anyway, she never leaves his side?
"We are going to a restaurant though-" he mumbles mostly to himself, and then turns to look at me."Are you okay with wearing something of mine? You did wear Harry's clothes after all." He says, with a slight tone of jealousy in his voice.
"What," I laughed, trying testing my new jealous theory."Har's clothes are really comfortable though." I say, even throwing in a nickname I've never used, but had just created on the spot.
"Har? You gave him your own nickname?" Louis asked , his brow rose while he sounded slightly irritated.
I just nodded and looked down at my phone as it vibrated next to me. A smile crept up on my face as I saw Andrew's number pop up onto the screen. Though I changed his name to 'the bro' because he'd wanted it to say that. Why that is, is beyond me.
From The bro:
Why is there a video of you attacking a camera man? Please explain?
I rolled my eyes almost instantly, then replied back. While Louis continued to search through the closet for clothes.
To The bro:
He insulted Liam's sexuality. So I decided to bash his face in with my fist. I succeed with doing just that, even though he did throw in a lucky punch.
Louis pulled a pair of black jeans from the closest and then held them up to me. I smiled and nodded. Even though I didn't really care what I wore as long as it was comfortable.
From The bro:
Well then I'm not even angry. Though I do have admit that you have a killer left hook. And that video was so bad ass, I recorded it. So expect me play that footage at you and Louis's wedding. I've already showed every one in town.
A loud laugh escaped past my lips, making Louis turn around to look at me. Though in responds to his curious stare a blush crept up on my cheeks. He just turned around again to face the closest.
To The bro:
Aren't you just the best big brother their is. : ( I hope you know that that was sarcasm. Then again I'm pretty sure you don't know what sarcasm is. :P
"You can wear this shirt. I mean it's not like where're going to be seen or anything, since we're basically sabotaging a date." He said, handing me the shirt and jeans. Without thinking to much about it, I dropped the towel so I could put the clothes on.
"How are we sabotaging this date anyway?" I asked, while getting into the black pants. When he didn't reply I'd glanced up and noticed he was staring at me. I grinned,"Earth to Louis."
He blinked,"I wasn't looking your body," he winced, then shook his head to try to correct himself."I mean yeah you have a nice body but I wasn't looking. We should probably get going, yeah."
He then left the room before his face could possibly get any redder. King however, just sat there watching the whole scene unfold. It was as if he was silently enjoying it. I pulled the shirt over my head, and put on my red vans. Another text came through on my phone, it was from Andrew once again.
From The bro:
Yeah I looked up sarcasm in the dictionary and I wasn't surprised when I found your picture next to it. You and sarcasm just go together don't you think. Is Trent with you? Because I need to talk to him!
To the bro:
No he's not. I'm actually with Louis we're about to go sabotage Liam's date.
I really didn't want to keep Louis waiting. So I tucked my phone in my pocket, and then hurried out of the room. He was waiting for me in the clean kitchen. He has his phone was in his hand and he was typing away, with a look of pure frustration on his face. Who ever he was texting was obviously pissing him off.
"Louis?"
"What?" He snapped, his hard features softened once he saw it was me."I'm sorry, Jessica can just get really frustrating at times. Are you ready to go?"
I nodded, and let him led me towards the front door. But before we could get full out the door, Louis grabbed onto my arm to stop me.
"You should probably wear a jacket, it's really cold." He says, while pulling one of his jackets off the coat rack and holding it out for me.
"Thank you," I replied, as I slipped my arms into the jacket. I noticed that it was a black leather jacket, I couldn't stop myself from saying what I said next in a teasing tone."A leather jacket Lou, you know me so well."
Before I had even realised what I was doing I turned around, so that I was facing him, and leaned in so that I could press a quick kiss to his cheek, but instead I was met with his lips. I'm guessing he'd turned around while I was leaning in. Although I wasn't complaining.
His brows furrowed together when he pulled away, I smiled up at him as innocently as possible. It wasn't like I meant to kiss him on the lips.
"We should get going." He said, but he didn't move he only stared at me while bitting down on his bottom lip.
I nodded, as I leaned in slightly."We should."
He mirrored my action until our lips were brushing up against each other. I felt his hand grip the side of my hip gently and pull me closer to him. Just as my hands were about to wrap themselves around his neck, my phone beeped. Louis blinked and then quickly pulled away from me.
"W-we should go." This time he left me standing alone on the porch.
A groan left me as I slowly followed behind him,and then climbed into the passenger side of his car after he unlocked it. I yanked my phone out of my pocket as soon as he started up the car.
From The bro:
Have fun with that :) I'm going to call Trent. Don't end up on television again. Because I will record you and use it for blackmail.
"You should buckle up." Louis mumbled, then backed out of his driveway when I buckled the seat belt like he'd asked.
We rode in silence for a while until I broke it."So about this date?"
"What date?" He spluttered, seeming as if he was caught off guard.
I laughed, "Seriously Louis you need to lay off the weed," he glanced over at me before turning back to the road."I'm talking about the date we're suppose to be sabotaging. How are we sabotaging this date?"
"I don't exactly know how." he huffed, "Though I'm pretty sure their not there yet. Maybe we could stop and get something to eat since we didn't get anything at the house?" He asked, his brow rose slightly as he stopped at a red light.
I nodded, then we went back to riding in silence. Though it wasn't an awkward silence like it was before it was a comfortable silence. Till a ring tone was replacing the silence in the car. Louis reached onto the middle console and grabbed his phone. For a moment I thought he was going to answer it while he was driving, instead he held the phone in-front of me.
"Will you answer this for me?" I took the phone from him, but the phone was locked. Before I could ask him what it was he was rattling off the code."It's my birth date."
I nodded the corners my lips pulling up into a big grin. Jessica didn't even know that, and I doubt she'd remember any way.
"Hello." I answered.
"Loubaby, why aren't you answering any of my texts, or commenting on any of my pictures on Ig. Baby you're shutting me out-"
"Jess this is Kendall not Louis." I practically growled down the phone. Louis just let out a long sigh, but didn't glance my way. Though I couldn't help but feel sort of smug.
"What? He never gave me his password." She literally yelled into the phone, making me wince and pull the phone away from my ear.
"She's screaming isn't she." Louis questioned, a knowing look on his face.
I nodded when he turned back to the road, with an almost stressed look on his face. She was stressing my Louis out. I'd just have to un-stress him out somehow. So I just did what any other normal person would have done in this situation. I hung the fuck up.
"Thanks." Louis laughed, sounding almost relived.
"No problem," My eyes widen when I saw the familiar restaurant coming up."Louis we should stop at 'eat your nuts off'." I suggested, as I pointed towards the restaurant.
He laughed loudly, while still turning in into the place. When we got out of the car he was still smiling. God I enjoy seeing him smile, he seemed as if he didn't do it that often anymore, and it was a great feeling knowing I was the reason for that smile
"I could make so many sexual jokes because of that sign." He shook his head, a smile still at his lips.
"Yeah and I'd try to understand them all." I commented, while we walked.
His gaze caught mine as we entered the shop. It was a curious look, "What do you mean by try to understand? Most people our age know about things like that."
I shrugged."I've never had experience when it comes to those sorts of things. So my knowledge is very limited about those things." I told him, while we stood in the short line.
He looked confused for a moment. Before his eyes were widen slightly at the new information he had received. His mouth formed an o shape as he nodded, but didn't say anything else about it. It wasn't like I was embarrassed about it or anything. I was quite proud of myself actually.
"Looks who's back, you want the same thing mate?" Luke smiled a genuine smile as he looked at me. I nodded, but frowned when Louis stepped up behind me clearing his throat in the process. Luke raised his brow slightly."And what can I get for your boyfriend?" he questioned.
Louis looked surprised, "I-I am not her boyfriend." He stuttered out.
"Are you sure about that?" You are kind of pressed up against her, and you were glaring me down a second ago." Luke questioned, and then narrowed his eyes slightly."Or are you just one of those rude celebrities?" He asked.
Louis shook his head, "I'm her friend." Louis said, sounding slightly offended.
"Keep telling yourself that." Luke laughed, a smile making it's way back on his face."So what can I get for you?"
Luke took Louis' order. He like me ordered just the donuts. Coffee didn't sound to pleasing right now. Louis had offered to pay for my three donuts and his together. Though I'd declined and said I'd pay for both of ours. He had muttered something about Jessica never paying, though I'd ignored that comment.
"I didn't get your name." Luke asked, a smile on his face as he handed me a box.
"Kendall."
"Sorry to interrupt this lovely conversation, but we must get going." Louis said, while grabbing the hand that wasn't holding the donuts. The action caused a bunch of stupid butterflies to erupt in my stomach."Bye Luka."
Luke only smirked, "See ya Lewis."
Louis almost tensed next to me when he'd said that, but he kept walking and just pulled me out of the shop. He'd opened the car door for me and closed it once I had gotten in.
"Donut me please." Louis asked soon as he'd got into his seat.
"Why do I feel like your sidekick tonight?" I asked, while still handing him a donut anyway.
"Because you're Robin." He pointed out, while starting up the car and biting into his donut."And I'm Batman." He said, with a shrug.
I couldn't help but roll my eyes."I want to be Batman." I said, while biting into my own donut.
"You can't be Batman." He argues.
"And why not?"
"Because he's called Bat-man therefore a man has to play him." he says, a triumphant smile forming on his lips.
I crossed my arms over my chest, a smirk making its way onto my lips."Fine then, we need to find a man to play Batman then or else we're screwed."
"God you cut me deep with that Kendall." Louis said, while laughing.
We'd continued with our playful bickering, as we drove and ate. Until Louis was pulling into a more crowded restaurant. I didn't even have to ask if Liam was having his date here. Because the paps were everywhere and I had only hoped that we steered clear of them.
"He's in there Robin." Louis said, as he'd parked and shut off the car. Then he was leaning over into the back seat with his bum sticking up in the air.
"Don't call me Robin. And may I ask you what you're doing?" I questioned, while finishing off my last donut.
"We need a 'disguise'."
"You're going to get it from back ther-"
He sprung back up with two wigs in his hand. There was a short green one and a long blonde one. I'm just trying to figure out who was going to wear the green one.
"Here," he handed me the green one, as he tugged the blonde one over his head. Then finished it off with a mirror check and a pair of dark sunglasses. He looked over at me when he was done."What is it too much?" He asked.
"Louis since when did you turn into Hannah?" I asked, sounding genuinely concerned but slightly amused.
He frowned."We don't need anyone spotting us. And you're not an exception since you basically punched a pap for Liam." he tells me, his eyes glancing down at my wig.
A groan left me then I found myself pulling up my hair into a messy bun. Which Louis surprisingly made me take out, so he could put a neat one in my hair. He had said that it would make the wig go on a lot easier. Louis had made me walk slightly in front of him, so the paps couldn't get a glimpse of his face when we'd gotten into the restaurant.
There wasn't many people inside of the restaurant. Though when we'd entered some stared our way, almost with a look of disgust. Without thinking I had flipped them off, and turned back to Louis who hadn't seemed to notice. I had turned back just in time to see Louis slipping the man at the front counter two hundreds. Then he was led me towards the back where the kitchen staff were.
"Why are we back here?" I questioned Louis, as he ripped the wig and sunglasses off.
Louis sent me a smirk one that was full of a little too much mischievous. He pulled a little green bottle from out of his coat and waved it in front of my face. My eyes widen slightly as I read the front of the bottle.
"Louis! A laxative you're going to scar the poor girl for life." I hissed, trying to take the bottle away from him.
He pulled the bottle back."I'm not giving it to her. I'm going to give it to Liam," his smirk widen, as I shed the wig but kept the bun in.
"Why are you giving it to him?"
"Because girls get embarrassed by that sort of thing. While if a guys got to shit he's going to shit. Trust me he's not going to stay if he has the runs." Louis says, and God I wanted to punch him so much right now.
"And how are you going to get it into their food?" I asked, while sighing.
Just as I'd asked that question a young waiter walked up beside Louis, with three plates of foods in his hand. He didn't look comfortable with what he was doing, then again who would.
"They ordered this." Louis points to the plates then smirks."Michael here is going to deliver the plates to them, aren't you Mikey." Louis said, while slipping an arm around the boys shoulder.
We stood there and watched as Louis poured the clear liquid into Liam's food, which happened to be soup. Though I couldn't help but feel the slightest bit curious as to how this was going to play out.
I groaned out loud, "Where going to go to hell for this."
Then I was watching Mikey take the plates to the table. Louis took my hand in his again, our hands intertwined with each other as he pulled me behind a giant plant. From behind the plant we could easily she Liam chatting with a girl. Though from our view we could only see Liam, and a bored looking Shiloh texting on his phone as well.
"Shit Shiloh's here," Louis said, then pulled me down into a sitting position."Poor Liam." Louis almost sounding regretful.
"There was three plates Louis." I said, then stood back up to look at the table. A squeak left me, and I hurried back down next to Louis."Liam didn't order the soup."
Louis looked at me, and then stood back up only to sink back down."Shit if he finds out we did that he's going to kill us." Louis whispered.
"I'm Robin remember, I'm just the sidekick." I said quoting what he said ealier.
Though just as I'd said that a loud commotion came from Liam table. Louis and I scramble to our feet releasing each other's hands to look behind the plant. Shiloh was no longer at the table and Liam was sprawled out on the floor. The girl was standing up shaking the soup from her body.
"How much did you pour in there?" I whisper-yelled.
Louis shrugged, "All of it." he answered.
The girl walked away from the table. Louis shifted slightly to get a better look but the plant decided to crash and shatter on the ground. Louis gave me an apologetic look as he stared at me.
"Maybe Liam didn't notice." Louis said.
"Oh he noticed." I replied, when I glanced back over at Liam. Who was up on his feet and rapidly approaching us.
Louis winced when he'd heard his name get called. He leaned more towards me, and then whispered."You know how if you ignore something it goes away? Maybe this might be one of those situations."
I shook my head while laughing,"I have a feeling that this won't be one of those situations." I whispered.
Suddenly Louis was crying out in pain, as Liam held onto his ear. A hand gripped at my bicep and pulled me along with a cursing Louis. Though I wasn't fighting back because I could have gotten the worse end. Liam pulled us back towards the table and made us sit down on each sides of the booth. For some strange reason I found the patterns on the table to be very interesting.
"You two look at me." Liam's stern voice snapped.
Louis and I both glanced up at each other before turning to look up at Liam.
"What did you two do?" Liam questioned.
I sighed."Well we-"
Louis cut me off, "I put a laxative in Shiloh's soup. It was all me, Kendall was just the sidekick. My Robin." he admitted while going quieter as he said each word.
I laughed which made both boys look at me, "If you call me Robin again I promise I'll punch you." I turned to Liam."It was my fault too I could have stopped him, if I wanted too." I confessed as well.
Liam ran a hand down his face, then looked back at us."I'm going to take Shiloh home. Tell Selena it was an emergency. I really can't believe you two." Liam said, then called Mikey over and walked away with him.
"Robin go find the beard, you won't miss her." Louis smirked, as he got up from the table."I'm going to go talk to Liam and make sure Mikey's not in trouble."
"Whatever Bat-women." I laughed, as I stood up and headed for the bathroom. I really had to use the bathroom.
I didn't see anyone when I walked into the bathroom, but I did hear someone in the stall. So I went into the bathroom and did my business, I flushed the toilet at the same time as the beard did. Then I'd exited the stall thinking I'll talk to her once I'd washed my hands. Though I was curious to see what she looked like.
We both glanced up at the same time. My nose scrunched up when I was met with my reflection, though it was slightly altered. I tilted my head to the side; the mirror did the same thing. I leaned in slightly and my reflection did as well. I leaned back and touched my hair, that was very much straightened in the mirror and my clothes changed.
"What the hell." I jumped back as the reflection spoke. Except it said heck instead of hell.
In shock I reached my hand out slowly, just as it was reaching out too. Then we both shrieked loudly once we felt real human skin.
"You have my face." We both whispered in unison. Before I could say anything else the girls eyes fluttered shut and she'd fell forward. Without thinking twice I'd reached out and caught her before she could hit the floor.
"Well shit just got real."
[Author's note]- *everyone bow down sound the trumpets* Because I've gotten an editor. Give around of applause to @Hannahblom for editing this chaper. The last chapter I posted up had a lot of errors that I had asked to be pointed out, so thank you. Though guys let's just be peaceful on here, so if someone comments something you don't like just ignore it.
You don't have to watch the video to the side. I just love the song guys it's my lady jam don't judge, it really builds :). Anyway the picture to the side is cute too, though I just got to ask. In your opinion which one do you think would be Kendall, my choice is the one on the left.
Oh shoutout to @tommohoranmalik check her story out Summer camp...Summer Love