@-Consulting-Hunter-
- I dare Jack and Hiccup to watch a Barbie movie. Make sure that there's no escaping route or turning off the tv/audio. It'll be 1 movie 'cause I pity them.
~*~
Jack: Pity us? No escaping route? Why? What's wrong with.. what do you call that? 'Babie'?
Rapunzel: It's 'Barbie', Jacky.
Hiccup: I think it's some kind of a horror movie? Since it says there has to be no escaping route?
Elsa: Well, you two are about to find out!
Merida: I'll search the movie!
Elsa: I'll lock the doors and windows!
Rapunzel: I'll pop some corns!
Hiccup: *sings under breath* I'm gonna pop some tags, only got twenty dollars in m--
Jack: --MY POCKET. *moans twice* --I'M HUNTIN' LOOKIN' FOR A COME UP THIS IS--
Elsa: *covers Jack's mouth*
~ a few moments later ~
Rapunzel: *preparing the projector* I.. have no idea what I'm doing..
Merida: *pushes HiJack on the two chairs in the middle of the room* *ties HiJack up with ropes*
Jack: Ooh, kinky...
Merida: *blushes* W-WHAT?!
Jack: *laughs*
Merida: YER TERRIBLE, FROST. *slaps Jack's head*
Jack: .. Ow..
Merida: And ye? *turns to Hiccup* Are ye gonna say something, too?
Hiccup: No, ma'am. *smiles*
Merida: *eyes widen* *blushes* *turns away* Ughk.. ELSA LASS! Ye take charge here. *points at HiJack*
Elsa: *walks to HiJarida* Okay, but, what's the matter?
Merida: Nothing. Bye. I'll get their popcorn. *walks away fast*
Elsa: *turns to HiJack*
HiJack: *shrugs*
~ a few popped corns, broken projectors and rope-tying tutorials later ~
Rapunzel: Alright! *wags remote in front of the rest of The Big 5*
Elsa: Okay, soooo, the doors and windows will be locked from inside and out. We confiscated the staff and flaming sword and literally any weapon designed on Hiccup's armor.. which was a lot.
Hiccup: Hey, I'm a viking. *shrugs*
Elsa: Anyways, you two are tied perfectly thanks to my rope-tying skills--
Jack: Which will be very helpful in our relationship's futu--
Merida: *kicks Jack's leg*
Jack: OOF! SORRY.
Elsa: Uh, what does he mean by--?
Merida: Nothin, lass.
Jack: C-can someone, please, rub that leg..? I-I can't really m-move..
Merida: Nah, lassies. Let him endure it for bein' a pervert. *glares at Jack*
Elsa: Al... right, then.. so, in short, you two are completely
Rapunzel: Alright then! Let the dare start! *presses on remote to start movie* *breaks remote in front of HiJack*
Meripunzelsa: *walks out the door* *locks door*
Hiccup: What do you think this Barbie thing will be all about and that it's a big deal?
Jack: I don't know, but mAN-- you gotta tell Mer to stop being so agressive all the time! My leg still hurts..
Hiccup: Just stop ticking her off, bud.
Jack: *rolls eyes playfully* Oh, of course, you'll take her side.
Movie: *music* You can tell she's a princess..
Jack: WHAT?
Movie: She doesn't need a crown..
Hiccup: Oooooh, it's that kind of movie..
Jack: I-Is it bad..? I've watched some cringey movies too in theaters some years ago.. I haven't watched things like these..
Hiccup: You'll be fine, as long as you don't mind a few lessons about friendship, courage and love stuff..
Jack: Oh, okay.. I guess, I don't.
- . . . -
Movie: Characters: *anticipating who the lottery winner will be*
Hiccup: Okay, so Blair, our protagonist, is from a poor family.. and she's working for.. a better future for them, I guess?
Jack: Well, that's sad.. will she?
Hiccup: We're gonna find out.
Jack: I hate that the girls made popcorn just to torture us even more because we can't actually move to eat them..
Hiccup: Eat the girls?!
Jack: THE POPCORN. WHAT THE. That didn't even cross my mind, you pervert.
Hiccup: Wow.. I guess you're contagious.. and sitting here all day with you will probably turn me into your doppelganger very soo--
Movie: AND THERE YOU HAVE IT, BLAIR WILLOWS
Jack: YES! BLAIR IS THE LOTTERY WINNER! SHE'S GONNA HAVE HER LIFE CHANGED FOREVER!
Hiccup: Aaand, he's lost it.
Jack: Uh-- *composes self* I-I mean, of course, she'll be the lottery winner.. or else this movie won't exist.. *cough*
- . . . -
Movie: Delancy: Commoners like you don't belong here.
Jack: Rude!
Hiccup: And here, we have the stereotypical antagonist.. rich, high status, probably a queen bee, has that one friend and.. she's blonde..
Jack: Well, well, well. Hiccup the film critic.
- . . . -
Movie: Blair: *walks out of locker with a new outfit and hairstyle*
Hiccup: Wait, lockers can do that?! They can completely transform your outfit in a breeze?!
Jack: I think it's magic, Hic. Never seen magic before?
Hiccup: Not really?
Jack: WHAT? But, we've done so many dares where we used magic from North's potions and snowglobes and--
Hiccup: Oh, right.. gotcha..
- . . . -
Jack: They're really on to that 'like mother, like daughter' thing..
Hiccup: Yeah, especially with the hair.. yikes..
- . . . -
Hiccup: Woah.. these girls are actually really good at balancing those books..
Jack: Yeah. *laughs* Especially the ginger over there-- WHAT THE! THERE THAT BLONDIE GOES AGAIN!
Movie: Delancy: Did you get those shoes at a garage sale?
Blair: *looks down* *drops book from head* *falls down* *creates a domino effect fall on the girls*
Jack: OHHH WHAT A JERK.
Hiccup: And knowing her, she'll probably take all the blame. Poor Blair..
Movie: Dame Devin: Meet my eyes, girl. A true princess never hangs her head.
Blair: *looks face to face with Dame Devin*
Dame Devin: *gasps* *stares hard at Blair*
Jack: Wait, why..? What's going on??
Hiccup: Do they know each other?!
- . . . -
Movie: Portia: You stepped on eight of my toes! I only have four left!
Hiccup: Two. You have two left..
Movie: Blair: Two. You have two left..
Jack: *snorts*
- . . . -
Hiccup: Ooh, a training montage.
Movie: *music* But, nothing can defeat me if the change is in my heart.
Jack: Aww.. this reminds me of when I still wasn't a guardian..
Hiccup: Me too.. uh I mean-- when I still wasn't.. training dragons and all..
- . . . -
Movie: Prince Nicholas: *helps Blair up*
Blair: *smiles at Prince Nicholas* Thank you..
HiJack: AYEEEEEEEE
Hiccup: ...
Jack: ...
Jack: What just happened..?
Hiccup: Disregard.
- . . . -
Movie: *shows Blair, Hadley and Isla's uniforms torn up*
HiJack: *gasps*
Jack: I KNEW IT!
Hiccup: LIKE MOTHER, LIKE DAUGHTER, INDEED!
Jack: I WANNA BREAK FREE FAROM THIS CHAIR AND FREEZE HER FACE!
Hiccup: YOU HAVE MY BLESSING, BUD.
Movie: Blair: No, no one can make you feel inferior. Not without your consent. We're princesses, right?!
HiJack: YES! *moves around* *makes chair fall to the floor*
HiJack: Oof..
Jack: *side planted on the floor*
Hiccup: *side planted to Jack's other side*
HiJack: Crap..
- . . . -
Movie: Blair: No..
Hadley: Yes! Look at the picture! You look exactly like Queen Isabella! You could be baby Sofia!
Isla: If that's true and Dame Devin and Delancy know it, that would explain why they were so awful to you! Because, you're the rightful heir to the throne and not Delancy!
Hiccup: *faces Jack* OH.
Jack: *faces Hiccup* MY.
HiJack: *faces screen* *makes unintelligable human noises*
- . . . -
Movie: Hadley: Detained?! As in, locked up? During the coronation?!
Hiccup: NO!
Jack: THAT DARN DELANCY! LEMME AT HER!
Hiccup: JACK, STOP MOVING, THIS POSITION REALLY HURTS.
Jack: OH, I'M SORRY COZ LAST TIME I CHECKED, I WAS THE ONE PLANTED TO THE COLD HARD FLOOR.
Hiccup: *sings* Now, I'm lying on the cold hard floor! OH!
Jack: *sings along* OH! OH!
Hiccup: Trouble!
Jack: Trouble!
HiJack: tRoUBLe!
- . . . -
Movie: Delancy: Once I'm crowned, it's too late. Gardania's mine for life.
Blair: You don't want that..?
Delancy: I want what's right.
Jack: MY BABY'S HAD A CHANGE OF HEART!
Hiccup: I thought you hated her?
Jack: Yeah, but now, she's on the good side.. and she's really pretty..
Hiccup: Wait 'til I tell Elsa that.
Jack: I-It's not cheating if it's with a fictional character..!
- . . . -
Movie: Dame Devin: *laughs evily* Goodbye, Blair. Enjoy coronation day.
Jack: WHY I OUGHTA-- *attempts to shoot a spit at screen* *spit ends up on Hiccup's cheek*
Hiccup: UGHK! What the hell, man?!
Jack: *snickers* Much better..
Hiccup: *the spit on cheek drops to Jack's opposite cheek*
Jack: Ughk!
Hiccup: *laughs* You're right. Much better.
- . . . -
Movie: Isla: *cracks the code to the door*
HiJack: YEEEEEEEES! *wobbles around* *makes the chair move again*
Jack: *is now face-planted to the floor*
Hiccup: *also face-planted to the floor*
Jack: Way to go, Haddock. Now, we'r can't see the movie end!
Hiccup: Hey, this is both our faults!
Jack: I know, I just wanted to blame you.
- . . . -
Movie: Delancy: *holding the crown* *choosing between giving it to Blair or Dame Devin*
Hiccup: What's going on?! I can't see, but the music is so intense!
Jack: Wait, why is there suddenly sparkling and happy music?! WHAT'S HAPPENING?!
Hiccup: I'm blaming you for this, Jack.
Jack: What?! Whatever happened to this was both our fault?
Hiccup: Nothing, just wanted to blame you.
Jack: Oh, ha ha. *rolls eyes*
Movie: It is Princess Sofia!
Jack: Wait, who?! Blair?! My baby?!
Hiccup: I swear, Jack, I'm telling E--
Movie: Dame Devin: You useless child! Do you have any idea what you've done?! I eliminated Queen Isabella so you can be princess!
HiJack: WHAT?! AHHHHHH *screams* *makes alien noises* *moves around* *moves chair around* *chair dances in circles*
- . . . -
Movie: *shows ending scene* *music* We rule this school. Yeah, we rule this school. And we all belong. Yeah, we all belong.
Hiccup: Well, that was.. lovely.
Jack: Yeah.. *tears up*
Hiccup: Really taught me a lesson. Never thought I'd say that about a movie like that.
Jack: Me too, but we really need to get out of these ropes.. they do not make me feel kinky at all. *moves around*
Hiccup: Oh, thor..
Jack: What?
Hiccup: I.. gotta go..
Jack: WHAT? Right now?!
Hiccup: YES. I drank lots of water earlier so I wouldn't get thirsty while watching!
Jack: What the--?! Well, hold it! Don't pee here beside me! And especially not in this position!
Hiccup: I'M TRYING.
Jack: GIRLS! MERIDA! PUNZ! SNOWFLAKE!
- elsewhere -
Elsa: Do you guys hear that?
Rapunzel: Probably Jack and Hiccup.
Elsa: W-why are they screaming?
Rapunzel: Maybe the movie's scaring them?
Merida: 'Coz they're morons, lass. It's in their nature.
Elsa: I think we should check on them..
Merida: Nah, Barbie movies usually take like.. ten hours to finish..
Rapunzel: Really?!
Merida: Yeah. Plus, we're not allowed to help 'em. A dare is a dare.
Punzelsa: *shrugs*
~*~
Hiccup: JACK, IT'S GOING.
Jack: NOOO. DON'T YOU DARE, HICCUP.
Hiccup: I'm sorry, buddy.. when you gotta go, you gotta go..
Jack: NOOOOOOO.
Hiccup: *sighs in relaxation*
Jack: *dies*