i bet u thought it was something dirty but no
so a little while ago my friend, d for that matter, really annoyed me. she said luke was the only hot talented one in 5sos, so i did a thing. here's our convo, i'm in bold, she's in italics.
luke is so hot and talented omg
ASHTON IS MINE BACK OFF
i don't need ashton i have luke 😍
dude
back off
they're mine
besides
luke is gay
for calum
so...
you've got everybody, the janoskians too! 😠
bc they're my homies
melbourne shit going down
what?? you're lying right?!
no dude
i'm serious
michael and ashton are straight tho
but they're both mine so...
is he really gay?
yeah
for calum
i already told u that
noooo he's not
yeah he is
wanna argue?
my sister told me zac afron is gay 😪
bc he is too
i don't believe u
don't
prove it
ur prob
HOW
idk just do it
dude
HOW
how do u know it?
bc he said it
like 2 years ago
fetus days
wait who are we talking about? 😂
lukey
noooo 😭 why are hot guys always gay??
i know
life's tough
*sends luke's "I'm gay" tweet*
that's after he came out
and then he decided to make a gay joke even tho he's gay
he wasn't kidding??
*sends luke's "penis's are my favourite thing" tweet*
no I already told u
and ashton and he texted
so ashton screenshot it
*sends the screenshot convo that goes
ashton: come to my room
luke: okay
can I bring my boyfriend
calum
ashton: come to my room with calum (:*
"my boyfriend"
"calum"
i wanna cry 😭
so calum is gay too?
yeah
him and luke are dating
OMG if you're messing with me i'll be so mad
wanna see their pic from valentine's?
yes
*sends pic of calum kneeling in front of luke with a rose in hand*
and they gave each other a promise ring
:(
*d went offline*