Lay:Why actually do I have to help?
Sehun:Cause he is my dad~
Suho: That's not an answer. I have a daughter. I have to go home. I don't know why you asked us to help you plan a birthday party for your dad.
D.O:We all have kids. So-
Sehun: Cause he is my dad!!~
Everyone: SHUT UP!!!!
Sehun:Ok.
Suho:So what do want us to do?
Sehun: Invite these people*shows them a list*
Suho:Ok
Sehun:And make sure they finish making the food.
Suho:Ok... And Kai said that he can't help.
Chanyeol:He knows we ALL have tiny humans.
Baekhyun:Stop calling your son a tiny human. He's a baby!!
Chanyeol: Baekhyun I dreamt your daughter and my son........................
Like each other.
Baekhyun: That's.........cute!
Lay:Can you guys shut up now?!
Sehun:So my sister will be coming as well to help. Wait Suho What about your other daughter?
Suho:I don't know
Baekhyun:I want to meet her!!!!
Chanyeol: What's her name!!!
Lay: Wait since when you have an other daughter? When did you have another daughter.
Sehun: College.
Chen:So wait... Mae is your second daughter... And this Mysterious daughter is your first and You had that first in college......
Suho: What are you doing?
Chen:I don't know. Wait invite your other daughter
Suho: It's complicated. I don't know if she actually knows me and I haven't really told Wendy about her.
Chen:Sad
Sehun:Still~ invite her! It's my dad's birthday I haven't given him want he wanted 29 grand kids so invite her so some kids will be there!!! Please!!!!!!!
Suho:Ok I'll call.
Chen: I just checked your daughter's age so she's.........8?
Suho:No six.
D.O:If you have a secret daughter then who's her mother? Cause I could only remember two girls you dated an-
Suho: Sunmi.
Baekhyun: Sunmi?
Suho: Yes
Baekhyun: You two have a daughter? Hah! She's a model and you're a small time director.
Suho:And my wife is a actress
Chanyeol:Who does better than you.
Suho: Baekhyun You're a nurse. Shut up. And Chan. You're a song writer for commercials
Chanyeol:You make people feel bad.
Baekhyun:Yeah. You still have to show us a pic of her
Chen:So cute.
Somebody walks in
Xuimin:Hey! Who's kid is that?
Sehun:Suho's secret daughter
Xuimin: You have one? That's nice.
Jin: Good evening failures. So how much food do I have to prepare?
Sehun: Enough for 50 people
Jin: I'm thinking 60. I have to leave cause I have to take up my daughter from school. Good bye!! *Leaves*
Suho:Shit! School! Jungmae! *Leaves*
Chanyeol:Oh yeah I have a son. No my son is 2 and is home with Jennie. I should go *leaves*
D.O:I have a Son! I'm going bye!!!*leaves*
Chen:Okay!
So yeah some secret children bad parents ,weirdo and if you didn't understand what's going on they are throwing a birthday party for Sehun's dad Who's Seungri and Sehun's sister is Solor and His brother is Suga
So just know
I haven't thought this out
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