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1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: HAPPY BIRTHDAY HYUNJAE, YOU DESERVE THE ENTIRE WORLD BUT I CAN ONLY AFFORD A MAP OF IT
smol child👶🏻: the 'uwu gay' really jumped out...
smol child👶🏻: hbd, I guess I'm kinda glad ur not dead
Ya boi Jae🍆: wow thank you so much for that, Eric🙄
smol child👶🏻: ur welcome, sweaty xo
Rap Game strong👅: happy birthday meme-papi👅💦
Old👴🏻:
Jeju boy⛰: do my eyes deceive me or did sunwoo just call hyunjae papi?
Sunshine☀️: wait what?
Sunshine☀️: hyunjae is sunwoo's father???
Sunshine☀️: wow congratulations bro☺️
Ya boi Jae🍆: IM NOT A FATHER
Sunshine☀️: oh you're not?
Sunshine☀️: damn that sucks
Sunshine☀️: I guess this isn't really a happy birthday for you then
Ya boi Jae🍆: what?
Ya boi Jae🍆:
Sunshine☀️: no, I just thought that you would be happy about having a kid
that home alone kid: are we really having a full convo about sunwoo being hyunjae's kid all bc he called him papi?
help?¿?: yup bc that's what we do🙄
help?¿?: also happy birthday hyunjae
Ya boi Jae🍆: thanks bro👊🏻
help?¿?: you're welcome bro👊🏻
that home alone kid: 2 BROS CHILLING IN A HOT TUB
baldgoosestan: 5FT APART CAUSE THEYRE NOT GAY
Old👴🏻: are y'all sure you're not related? Bc this is some crackhead type shit
Old👴🏻: speaking of crackheads, happy birthday to the biggest crackhead I know
Ya boi Jae🍆: whats this? Drag hyunjae day? Fucking smh
that home alone kid: it's become a tradition, don't question it
smol child👶🏻: says the guy who was trying to rob us so he could go back to Canada
that home alone kid:
help?¿?: is that...
help?¿?: is that me?
baldgoosestan: holy shit
baldgoosestan: so it's Jacob that's been the meme king this entire time
help?¿?: oh no
help?¿?: I could never take that title from hyunjae
Old👴🏻: suck his ass some more why don't you🙄
smol child👶🏻: there's no SUCCess without SUCC
1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: this group gets worse and worse I swear to fucking god
Old👴🏻: excuse me but I don't want to be associated with them
that home alone kid: bro stfu you're one of the biggest crackheads of the whole group
Stressed dad of 11: pls I just want one (1) day where we all *kinda* get along
Sunshine☀️: I agree, all of this arguing is tiring me out
smol child👶🏻: aight but if we're gonna be all nice and shit then I guess I should tell y'all that I know some tea that I shouldn't know
smol child👶🏻: but then once I spill this tea we can all be BDF's
help?¿?: BDF's???
smol child👶🏻: Big Dick Friends
that home alone kid: HFKDNSLHFKSN
Jeju boy⛰: wait, Eric what tea do you know?
baldgoosestan: yas spill the tea sister
smol child👶🏻: James Charles better watch out, hwall's coming to sister snatch his gig
smol child👶🏻: ANYWAY
smol child👶🏻: so here's the tea
Old👴🏻: this better be good
smol child👶🏻: well some of you might already know it but🤷🏻♀️
smol child👶🏻: so as some of you may or may not have known another chat was made a couple of weeks ago
baldgoosestan: oh fuck
smol child👶🏻: see hwall knows what I'm talking about
that home alone kid: well ofc he would y'all are basically dating, smh
smol child👶🏻: ANYWAY
smol child👶🏻: this chat was made for hyunjae to...express his feelings about a certain member of our group
Jeju boy⛰: hoe don't do it
1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: WAIT THAT WAS YOU THAT STOLE HYUNJAE'S PHONE
smol child👶🏻: ofc it was me
smol child👶🏻: whilst y'all were busy booting birthday cakes out of windows and setting fire to the garden with fireworks I was creating a genius plan
Rap Game strong👅: "genius plan" = he waited until hyunjae went for a shower and then stole his phone
baldgoosestan: dude, don't you have a passcode?
Ya boi Jae🍆: WELL NOW I DO
smol child👶🏻: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME SPILL THIS TEA
smol child👶🏻: do y'all know who it is I'm talking about
Old👴🏻: Eric don't be a dick. It's hyunjae's birthday, he doesn't deserve this
Old👴🏻: wait until tomorrow and then spill the tea
Ya boi Jae🍆: I'm going to launch myself into space
smol child👶🏻: younghoon, are you gonna say anything?😇
King of visuals🤷🏻♂️: happy birthday hyunjae. I'm sorry about everything
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Old👴🏻: wait a minute, Eric, when sangyeon and Jacob were asking about the drama a few days ago you said you were disgusted bc you hadn't been told about it
smol child👶🏻: and I hadn't...I found out BY MYSELF
Ya boi Jae🍆: wow can y'all believe that tHIS HAS BEEN THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER????? LOLLLLLLLLLL.
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1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: Eric why would you do that?
smol child👶🏻: I felt bad for not telling the others since we're supposed to tell each other everything
baldgoosestan: dude, you ruined hyunjae's birthday by bringing it up
Old👴🏻: I'm a petty bitch but even I wouldn't have done that
smol child👶🏻: IM SORRY OKAY? JEEZ NOW I GUESS WE CANT ALL BE BDF'S
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Sunshine☀️: oh did hyunjae finally confess to younghoon?
baldgoosestan: YOU KNEW??????
Sunshine☀️: Ofc I knew, I'm not blind or deaf
that home alone kid: WAIT WHAT THE FUCK
Rap Game strong👅: HOW THEY GONNA HAVE A WHOLE-ASS RELATIONSHIP AND NOT TELL US
Old👴🏻: bc theyre not in a relationship, dumbass
Sunshine☀️: why not?
baldgoosestan: OH AS IF YOU DONT KNOW
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Sunshine☀️: ????????
Old👴🏻: imma leave before I say smth I shouldn't
1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: bitch me too, let's go
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Sunshine☀️: I'm gonna go and try and find out what I've done that's made everyone so mad at me
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that home alone kid: okay someone explain about what changmin done
Jeju boy⛰: younghoon *savagely* rejected hyunjae bc he likes changmin
that home alone kid: How savage are we talking tho?
Jeju boy⛰: if you buy me food I'll tell you
that home alone kid: aight let's go
Rap Game strong👅: wait, I want in on this as well
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Stressed dad of 11: kids these days🙄
help?¿?: tell me about it🙄
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BIAS! I love you more than words can explain💘
you're a mess but so am so I guess we kinda fit together lmfaooooo