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FeelDog: Jun, you're sick
Jun: yeah man
Jun: I'm SICK
Marco: no bro
Marco: you're SICK
Jun: I get it
Jun: y'all think I'm sick af
Hojung: NO JUNYOUNG
Hojung: you're SICK
Hojung: your snot is EVERYWHERE
Hojung: you're sick honey
Jun: what??? I'm JUNYOUNG
Jun: I never get sick
Hansol: I'm sick
Hansol: IM SICK OF YOUR BULLSHIT LEE JUNYOUNG
Jun: ITS TRUE-
Jun: i N E V E R get sick
Euijin: you work all the time
Euijin: stfu, you're sick
Jun: FINE maybe I AM a little sick BUT THAT DOESN'T STOP ME
Daewon: go to bed, you're sick
Jun: NO
Jun: The only time I go to bed is when I sleep or when I'm getting laid
Marco: you never get laid
Jun: exactly
Hansol: And you never sleep
Jun: EXACTLY
Jun: that's why I'm never in bed
Hojung: are you sure you haven't gotten laid before? Cus I'm pretty sure I saw a hickey on you last night
Jun: it was a mosquito bite
Chan: hi guys
FeelDog: Hi mosquito
Daewon: Lmao what?
Daewon: oh
Daewon: WHAT-
Jun: NO
Jun: YALL ARE MISUNDERSTANDING
Euijin: you're not thinking straight are you?
Jun: I'm gay Euijin
Jun: besides, I'm not even sick
Jun: it's called being half dead
Euijin: that's why you smell like dead bodies?-
Jun: I SMELL LIKE FLOWERS AND RAINBOWS
Chan: dead flowers and rainbows
Jun: THATS NOT WHAT YOU SAID LAST NIGHT
Kijoong: WHAT????
Kijoong: WHAT DID HE SAY LAST NIGHT-
Kijoong: you know what
Kijoong: don't tell me
Kijoong: I have a FEELING it's gonna be bad
Kijoong: Lmao got it? "FEELING" hahahahahaha-
Hojung: no
Hojung: Shove that joke back up Marco's ass
Hojung: we don't want it
Marco: wha-
Marco: so y'all are just going to shove everything you hate up my ass????
Euijin: yes, that's why I tried to shove that goddamn sketchbook up your ass
Kijoong: *tries to shove Hangyul up Marco's ass* GO UP YOU GIANT BABY
Hansol: we go up✈️✈️
Timoteo: does the whole show fit into your ass?
Marco: we are NOT going to disrespect "the unit"
Marco: and YES
Marco: I fit EVERYTHING inside my ass
Hojung: *spits out bleach*
Donghyun: that's IT
Donghyun: IM BLOCKING THIS GODDAMN CHAT
Hangyul: or really?
Hangyul: I love this chat
Hangyul: reading about Marco's ass is truly fun
Jun: so y'all wanna know what Chan said last night or-
Hansol: please no
Hojung: nah-
FeelDog: bring it on
Euijin: sure
Marco: my ass is soooo going to hurt after a while
Daewon: I'm too innocent for this
Kijoong: YOU'RE too innocent for this??
Chan: I DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING
Jun: SHUT UP
Jun: IM TRYING TO SHOW THE PEOPLE WHAT KIND OF HYPOCRITE YOU ARE
Chan: that's not a way to treat your boyfrie-
Chan: friend
Chan: I MEANT FRIEND
Jun: sure you did honey
Hansol: Hdhshshsh GET THE POPCORN YOU ASSHOLES
Jun: So last night this bitch was in MY bed
Euijin: *act surprised* o- oH really?
Jun: he was in MY bed and I told him to MOVE THE FUCK AWAY but he didn't because he said that he likes my SMELL
Chan: you uncultured piece of sick flesh
Chan: you were yelling at me to STAY
Jun: that's irrelevant to this story
Chan: You're the worst sugar daddy ever
Jun: love you too
FeelDog: GO TO BED JUN
FeelDog: you're high AND you're sick
Jun: well
Jun: I AM taller than you
FeelDog: what the fuck are you smoking
Marco: whatever he's smoking, can I get some?
Daewon: aren't you like 15?
Marco: IM 24-
Kijoong: you look like a 4 year old
Marco: IM 24
Euijin: HA! You're old
Marco: oh look who's talking
Marco: the old man from the street
Marco: Euijin himself
Euijin: stop telling people I'm homeless
Hojung: you're not?
Euijin: NO-
Jun: oK you know what
Jun: I AM SICK
Chan: well no shit
FeelDog: go to the store and buy some medicine
Jun: nah, I'll just take some from Daewon's room
Jun: the guy has EVERYTHING
Hansol: except for condoms, because he never gets laid-
Kijoong: LMAOOOOOOO
Daewon: So Hansol, how's it going with NCT?
Hojung: *chokes*
Hansol: I-
Jun: Chan
Jun: I need a hug
Chan: you just called me a hypocrite
Jun: I'll give you food
Chan: well why the fuck didn't you just say so then
Euijin: Lmao I knew he was sick
Euijin: he's been looking like a rotten avocado for two whole weeks now
Jun: b- but I just started getting sick this week
Marci: he's calling you ugly Janet
Jun: IM LEE JUNYOUNG
Jun: IM NEVER UGLY
Hojung: uh yes you have
Hojung: just admit it, you were ugly as a newborn baby
Hojung; newborn babies are scary
Hojung: they look like raisins
Hojung: SCARY
Kijoong: you're on crack Elizabeth
Hojung: IM JUST STATING FACTS HERE-
FeelDog: saying that babies look like raisins are not facts
Hojung: babies look like raisins
FeelDog: HOJUNG
Hansol: well
Hansol: he's not wrong
Hojung: SEE???
Hojung: I'm an intellectual