This gc needs Geesus and holy...

Від LonelyLikeA_Castaway

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BrendonURoss: did u know that 89% in this gc likes dick Gway: 99%* AWWsten: 100%* pepe wentz: lets face it, w... Більше

Welcome to the shit parade
I write fanfics not tragedies
Bitch for a day
Lane ????️oi
This ain't a scene it's an arh reh
Dear Maria, count me out
Go to hell, for harambe's sake
Tracksuit
Bones #EXPOSED
Not-so-happy song
👌😩gl00M BOIZ™👌😩👏
Sarcasm.
'Murican idiot
#SAVAGES 😤😩👍👏😂
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Merry Ass-Mas
Smells like gay spirit
Gorls/Gorls/🅱️ois
IMGAYIMGAYIMGAY
Sass queen Speaks
Gayhemian Gaysody
Pizza.
Welcome to the rice fields
Wednesdays (we wear pink) im in love
Shrek's dreams (are made of this) (part 1/2)
UGH! (Mom its not a phase!) (part 2/2)
Sugar honey ice & tea spilling
Squidward on a chair
Sweet child o' ping guy
Thee-heenagers
Another one bites the homos
69 questions
A muffin's funeral
Pray for the alvinists
Who tf is Helena?
The ballad of brendon's forehead
Mr.Satan Man
Bite my d
Monkery bussiness
Ice age baby and the niners
The end.

Geezus of suburbia

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Від LonelyLikeA_Castaway

10HEAD: daddy

RyRUrie: yes bby

10HEAD: can u cum over hre?

RyRUrie: b there in 10

RyRUrie is offline

10HEAD is offline

Woof?: GERARD U HAVE A MAIL

Geetarded: that must be my one litter of holy water that  i ordered on amazon and right on time for what i just read

Geetarded: update i opened it and it was 👌

KitKat: BITCH WTF U RLLY DID THAT

Geetarded: proof

Geetarded sent an image!

Woof?: THIS IS WHY MOM DOESNT FUCKING LOVES YOU (jk love ya bro)

DWeaks: holy shit....

Woof?: GERARD JUST SPARYED SOME HOLY WATER IN HIS EYES AND HES ALMOST CRYING WTFJQJFKSDKFKW

Pepe wentz: SHIT DO I NEED TO CALL 911

FrnkIyeero: good evening to all of you i guess

FrnkIyeero: ....aaand mayb i should leave the apartment before i hear.....stuff that i dont wanna hear

Geetarded: you can come to our house

FrnkIyeero: ok im on my way there

FrnkIyeero is offline

Woof?: y are u so desperate

AWWsten: stop it. get some help

AWWsten: FUCKIN HELL I JUST REMEMBER THERES ONLY ONE FUVKING WEEK LEFT VEFORE WE START SCHOOL FUCK ME GODDAMITXKDKSKDJCE

DWeaks: shit I totally forgot tht

OLIguacamole: jack whos that dude that i saw thru your window

Pepe wentz: lemme just grab my binoculars, i live closer to him

Woof?: you're like our friendly local stalker

FrnkIyeero: "friendly"

Pepe wentz: UP FUCKING DATE IT WAS ALEX GASKARTH

OLIguacamole: BRB IM RUNNING TO UR HOUSE JACKABOIII

Pepe wentz: oli's like a walking emo cringe compilation video

KitKat: you spelled pete wrong

Pepe wentz: fUCK YOU

KitKat: nah tnaks, thats nikeys job

Woof?: ...........tru

Geetarded: WTF IS A NIKEYS

mother Stump: bless you all with this meme

mother Stump sent an image!

DWeaks: IM NOT SCREAMING UR SCREAMING

AWWsten: WTF IM FUCKING DEADDSX

Pepe wentz: is it just me or i just saw oli riding a dora bike

OLIguacamole: BREAKING NEWS ⚠️⚠️⚠️

DWeaks: calm down cnn

mother Stump: its time for.... OUR DAILY DOSE OF FRANSYKES

AWWsten: is it just me or i heard pat screaming that

Woof?: bICTH ME AND GERD HEARD THAT TOO

Pepe wentz: WHO TF IS GERD

Woof?: *GERARD

AWWsten: that should be his demon name lol

pepe wentz: gerd: the gay and mighty

Pepe wentz: i meant great but thats more accurate

OLIguacamole: SHUT UP AND PAY ATTENTION TO ME

KitKat: lol sorry regina george

OLIguacamole: ok so me and josh were hanging out earlier today FUCKING AND

Tomato: AND WHAT

Pepe wentz: OLI WHERE TF ARE YOU

mother Stump: OLI DONT BE SUCH A CLIFFHANGER BITCH

DWeaks: OLI DONT GO OFFLINE U LITTLE BIATCHAJSXJSM

AWWsten: damn i feel like im reading a mystery book

Woof?: who wants popcorn??

KitKat: lol srry my phone died-ols

KitKat: HOLY SHIT

DWeaks: WHAT SON

KitKat: oLI JUST TOLD ME

Woof?: NO SPOILER YOU BITCH

KitKat: and josh ALMOST KISSED MY CHEEK BUT THERES SOMEONES CALLING HIM - ols

Tomato: JACK PLS TELL ME WHERE TF IS UR HOUSE SO I CAN HAVE AN INTERVIEW WITH YOU 2 AND IM DRAGGING MIKEY WITH ME

Woof?: Y ME?!?!!

Tomato: do u want to clean gee's shit on your own?

Woof?: actually yes i'd rather do that than walk and y dont just frank go with u???

Tomato: .....oh

Tomato: FRANK UR COMING WITH ME

FrnkIyeero: ummm....ok???

AWWsten: OLI SHARE MORE DETAILS

KitKat: apparently alex was calling him -ols

KitKat: im rlly not comfortable talking abt that rn bc yah kno.....

DWeaks: is this jack or oli

KitKat: ITS JACKA🅱️OI

KitKat: SHUT UP OLI

Pepe wentz: lol i thought ur talking urself there

KitKat: im broadcasting the interview rn

mother Stump: pls do

KitKat: so it started of gerard and frank barged into my house then gerard is asking oli questions "so u kno that ur soon to be boyfren's ex here and maybe jack's future boyf is here rite" WAIT BITCH WAHSHSH

Woof?: u okay there jack

mother Stump: STAY FOCUSED JACKABOI

KitKat: ok sorry

Kitkat: gerard and alex has gone to go to my room and i said i was going to the toilet and im eavesdropping to their convo rn

KitKat: he is asking alex rn and said "so how do u feel abt jack?"

KitKat:then he said "i think he's cute and funny and super kind to everyone and sometimes i think i dont deserve to be with him" AND IM TOTALLY NOT BLUSHING RN EWHAHAAT?!????

KitKat: the interview is still going on with frank and oli downstairs so im gonna broadcast there

Woof?: jack how tf do u type that fast

Kitkat: idk i was born with it or maybe im just a professional

KitKat: update: so frank was asking oli "how do u think josh feels abt u?" then he said that "well i think that we were just frens and ill prolly get over this stupid crush and i think it was just a summer fling or love or whatever tf u called it"

mother Stump: aww i should protect him, hes so pure

KitKat: update: gerard just came back down with alex blushing???

Pepe wentz: BOI U BETTER ASK Y

KitKat: BICTH CALM DOWN IM FINDING THE PERFECT TIEM

KitKat: update: i asked y then g said oh its nothing then he and frank head back home together hOLY SHIT

Woof?: WTF HAPPENED

KitKat: THEY HELD FUCKING HANDS IM FUCKING SCREAMINGG BETDJKAQKKDO

AWWsten: OH MY GOD ITS HAPPENING PEOPLE EVERY BODY STAY CALM

mother Stump: IM NOT HAVING A SEIZURE RN I PROMISE

DWeaks: I SAID EVERYBODY STAY FUVKING CALM EVERY BODY CALM DOWN

RyRUrie: hey what did we miss??

10HEAD: holy shit its hard to keep up wtf

mother Stump: lemme summarize it for u

mother Stump: gerard spayed some holy water in his eyes and pete almost called 911 and we made mikey a meme then gerard interviewed alex whil frank interviewed oli and jack is our insider/broadcaster

RyRUrie: damn thats a one roller coaster ride there

DWeaks: @ beebs lol keeping up with the emos

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