MAYNE'S NOTE:
‼️I have a note at the end of this so please read it‼️
(Yes, i'm the girl edited with Taehyung. And the girls with Namjoon and Hoseok are Taeya, Soneul and Yongri)
And in case ya'll forgot, i'm Mayne. And my so-called Korean name is Song Min Hee. So i'm Director Song Minhee here in BBTV. Taeya, Soneul and Yongri are my friends in real life and they are here too because this is dedicated to them (i already mentioned this at the very beginning).
Nothing. I'm just reminding you in case you forgot. And because they have quite some dialogues in here so yeah.
Enough chitchat. Episode 4 is up! (No part two)
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10am-8pm, February 4, 2027 (shooting date)
February 7, 2027 (airing date)
|| EPISODE 4 ||
\\ BLACKTAN FAMILY //
< everyone is still asleep, including director song and the rest of the head managers and it was already 10am. Well yeah everyone except for someone... >
< - suga and jennie's room - >
/ camera pans to the just-woke-up suga /
/ camera pans to close-up suga /
[he's holding like a little video recorder and he's recording himself]
YG:
i slept early yesterday that's why i'm awake already. Though it's weird that there wasn't any alarm yet
*looks at the other side of the room*
/ camera pans to jennie still sleeping /
/ camera pans back to suga /
YG:
and jenjen is still asleep
*stands up*
aigoo i'm hungryyyy
*leaves the room and goes downstairs*
hmm?! Wow no one's awake yet? I feel so proud.
< yoongi goes back upstairs and takes a peak at each of the room and sure enough, ALL of them are still asleep >
YG:
aigoo even director-nim? Why do i feel like the world is ending?
< suga was about to enter director song's room when he tripped >
/ camera pans at the trap taeya, soneul, yongri and director song set up the night before /
YG:
what the—
Drctr Song:
thanks yoongi oppa for being an alarm clock
YG:
wait, this is planned?
Drctr Song:
we planned the part that we won't set an alarm for all of you and wait for ya'll to wake up by yourselves and then come to our room.
YR:
Buuut we didn't expect that you'll be the first one to wake up...
SN:
soooo...uhm
TY:
dashi run run run!
YG:
YAHHH GET BACK HEREEEE
< that made everyone wake up and to go outside to see what the heck is happening >
Drctr Song:
jin oppaaaa
SN:
we're in danger!
TY:
dowajuseyo!
YR:
protect us~
< the four went behind jin knowing suga is afraid of his hyung >
SJ:
suga, what's happening?
YG:
they pranked us!
JN:
only u yoongs
YG:
*glares*
JN:
*isn't affected anymore*
< skip scene. Everyone is now down at the living room >
SJ:
we didn't even get to have breakfast :((
JN:
nee my sleep was too good
BTS & BP:
seym
LS:
i'm hungry
JS:
then cook your food
LS:
ehhhh i'm too sleepy~~
NJ:
no plans for today director-nim?
Drctr Song:
nahh. This is your free day. You get to decide what to do today.
JK:
soo no challenges to get many free food?
TY:
nope. Ya'll will cook your own food
YG:
but it'll be hard. Even though the kitchen is big, it's not big enough for 15 people to cook their own food
JM:
yeah it'll be so hot
CY:
🎶 i'm so hot~ neon neomu yeppeoyo 🎶
YG:
gosh don't make me even remember that song
[i'm not hating on wonder girls so SHUSH]
TH:
so who will cook the food?
SJ:
jennie, yoongi, jisoo, come with me
JS:
wait a minute why am i—
*gets dragged by jin*
HEY!
YG & JN:
*silently follows jin and jisoo*
/ camera pans to lisa /
LS:
i suddenly have an idea
/ camera pans to jungkook /
JK:
are we thinking the same thing?
/ camera pans to liskook /
LS:
*looks at kookie*
JK:
*looks at lisa*
JK & LS:
*smirks*
~
LALISA MANOBAN
"That moment our eyes met, we already know that we were thinking the same thing. And it'll be surely fun."
*evil smirk*
~
< after lunch... >
CY:
so what shall we do?
TH:
so let's just ask yongri to give us the fishbowl and let's just pick thing we can do?
JN:
no. I don't trust the fishbowl
LS:
so do you trust me unnie?
*secretly winks at kookie*
/ camera pans to jungkook /
JK:
*nods*
/ camera pans back to lisa and jennie /
JN:
no
LS:
aww waeeee
JK:
(lisa noona needs me)
i think lisa has an idea
LS:
(yesss thatz ma kookie)
NJ:
what is it lis?
LS:
let's have a role play! A family role play!
[in tagalog, it's called "bahay-bahayan" which is a typical game kids play. Any Filipino readers here?👋🏻]
JS:
i don't see where this is going and i don't like it
JM:
it sounds fun though
SJ:
but what's the real deal here?
JN:
explain it more liz
CY:
and how did this crazy idea form in your head?
LS:
well me and gguk both thought of this when jin and yoongi oppa, and jisoo and jennie unnie went to the kitchen to cook food. And we figured that they look like our mom and dad and that's when the plan came out.
JK:
and since black bangtan tv is black bangtan house in disguise, we thought to make this house into a home. So yeah.
SJ:
and this is why i'm nervous everytime we have to record our dance practice in random versions
HS:
HAHAHAHAHA TRUUUU
TH:
me dancing to go go in a snow white costume suddenly came into my mind and now i heytchu hyung
JS:
HAHAHAHAHAHA
NJ:
but let's still ask director-nim
JK:
so director-nim, is it okay for you?
Drctr Song:
yeah sure go
LS:
EHEE!
CY:
so how about the roles?
YG:
no grandmother and grandfather PLEASE
JM:
can i be the dog?
JS:
nooo unfair there should be no pets
JK:
let's decide first for the father
HS:
rock paper scissors?
SJ:
N.O
NJ:
let's just vote at the same time
JN:
just point?
NJ:
yeah
HS:
pointeu pointeu
JK:
the "dad" role first?
LS:
neee
TH:
hana, deul, set
< all of them shared votes to the hyung line
VOTES:
knj=2
jhs=2
myg=3
ksj=4 >
SJ:
wha— waee??
JS:
because you're appa HAHAHAHA
LS:
waittt. Director-nim! Yongri! Soneul! Taeya! Join the fam
TY, SN, YR:
h-huh?
*looks at director-nim*
NJ:
i agree
JK:
yeah the four of you are inside this house too
LS:
pleaseuuuu
HS:
pLEAJEUUU
BTS & BP:
*gives director puppy eyes*
Drctr Song:
*sighs*
(matitiis ko pa ba sila?)
ne but PLEASE give us decent roles omg
BTS & BP:
yEHEY
SJ:
okay repeat votes! Hana deul set!
< and they voted again for the "dad" position. The votes changed and all voted for jin whilst jin voted suga >
YG:
HAHAHAHA IN YO FACE HYUNG
SJ:
uNFAIR THERE WERE VOTES TO YOONGI, HOSEOK AND NAMJOON AND NOW THEY ALL WENT TO ME??
NJ:
sorry hyung but no repeats
SJ:
(it's okay as long as jisoo's my wife here)
ne ne stoB iT
TH:
mother role. Hana deul set!
< and because they all pointed at jin for the father role, i think it's obvious who they all pointed to next >
JS:
wHY MEH
JN:
because you're the oldest HAHAHHAHAHAHA
LS:
and because you both were the reason why we're having this HAHAHAHAHA
SJ:
aww it's okay wifey we'll the worldwide handsome and beautiful parents
*pulls jisoo to his side and hugs her*
CY:
aYIEEEEEEEE MOM AND DAD
JM:
aWW NOONA'S BLUSHING
JS:
shut up jimin
NJ:
what's the next role?
LS:
there should be a godfather and godmother. They are like the main supporters of this family.
[in tagalog, it's called "ninang" and "ninong". Hellow ulit Filipinos~]
JK:
godfather first
HS:
oHHH I HAVE AN IDEA WHO I CAN VOTE
< and they voted. The votes are mix but the majority were to.. >
TH:
Me?! Wae?
HS:
because you were like the mastermind to the shipping
NJ:
and you where there in EVERY SHIP
TY:
agree
YR:
trOo
JS:
next is godmother!
< everyone looked at each other like they knew who'll they vote. Even director song has an idea [of course cuz director song and the author is just the same!] so she didn't bother to vote >
Drctr Song:
i knew it. But why though?
TY, SN, YR:
well—
Drctr Song:
aside from that
TY, SN, YR:
*zips mouth*
YG:
who did Bang and Yang PD asked to direct this show?
Drctr Song:
*in a "duh" tone*
me
YG:
*in a "duh" tone*
then of course you're like the bridge between bangtan and blackpink
Drctr Song:
okayyyyyy point taken
JM:
next are the aunts and uncles!
YG:
let's stop with the voting i'm tired of that sh*t. Taehyung will be Jisoo's brother whilst Minhee will be Jin hyung's sister. Now pick your siblings.
NJ:
uncle, minhee and jin's sibling
*raises hand*
TY:
aunt, jisoo unnie and taehyung oppa's sibling!
*raises hand*
HS:
uncle! Jisoo's sibling!
*raises hands*
YR:
aunt, jin oppa's sibling!
*raises hand*
SN:
aunt, jisoo unnie's sibling~
TH:
...okay so they just volunteered...
JS:
and the rest are my children?!
SJ:
"our" jisoo. It's "ours"
YG:
i'm the oldest ofcourse
JN:
second to the oldest
YG:
no you're my twin
JM:
then i'm the third eldest
CY:
fourth~
LS:
but you, me and kookie are 97 liners
JK:
so jisoo eomma gave birth to lisa noona after she gave birth to rosé noona a month before...?
JS:
shh just pretend ya'll have a one year age gap. Kookie is the maknae
SJ:
it's all set then!
JN:
i love it! Ayeeee jichu eomma
JS:
shUsh !!!!!
SJ:
lis let's switch. Imma be roommate with my wifey
LS:
i'm fine with it but are we gonna have another sibling
JS:
*pushes lisa off the couch*
oopsie. My bad my daughter. Are you hurt?
*smirks*
JN:
now i know where i got my savageness
YG:
"our" jen. We got OUR savageness
CY:
but appa, eomma. Why do samcheondeul and imodeul don't have kids and husbands and wives?
HS:
cuz i'm single. Dunno about the others tho
NJ:
yah! It's not like we're keeping a secret relationship
SN:
yet ehehe
YR:
hehW
*ehem*
taeya unnie
*ehem*
TY:
*inosens*
JN:
i wanna watch netflix
YG:
then lezz go twin
*pulls jennie up and to their room*
SJ:
lezz go to the garden wifey~
JS:
wa–
*gets dragged by jin to the blackbangtan garden*
JM:
you have your guitar with you chae, right?
CY:
ne
JM:
lezz go jammin'
CY:
G!
*runs upstairs with jimin*
NJ:
i wanna go shopping. Lez go tae, hope
Drctr Song:
wait, you can't just go out!
TH:
oh right! Come with us
*pulls director song out of the house*
NJ:
*pulls taeya as well*
TY:
wait chiiill~ Soneul, Yong! You're in charge in here with the rest. Annyeooong— ahh wait!! Annyeooooooong~~
YR:
great! I'm bitter!
SN:
it's okay kookie's yours in your dreams
YR:
・゜(。┰ω┰。).・゜
JK:
it's okay imo~ saranghaeyoooo
*finger hearts*
YR:
*le fAiNTs*
[of course not literally. Hyperventilating is the appropriate term]
SN:
oh come on! Lis, gguk, you tell the others to vlog on their own whilst i take care of this bitter koala. No need to tell namjoon oppa and the others. Director Song knows that
LS & JK:
arasso imo~
*runs upstairs to tell their unnies and hyungs*
/ camera pans to suga and jennie /
JN:
wait so we're just gonna watch with no food?
JK:
*opens the door*
separate vlogs, hyung, noona
JN:
ne arasso
YG:
where are the others?
JK:
jimin hyung is with rosé noona in their room, i'm with lisa, jin appa and jisoo eomma is at the garden, then namjoon and hoseok hyung went out with director song and taeya
YG:
ahh okay..thanks gguk
JK:
arasso hyung. I'll leave you two now. Annyeooooong
*closes the door*
JN:
can't we just have namjoon oppa buy snacks for us?
*pouts*
YG:
tch it'll take too long if we let them buy it i know they are gonna take a little longer so let's just buy it on our own
JN:
nahh it's okay i can wait
YG:
aish arasso. What do you wanna watch?
< both of them started to search of series or movies to watch. Now what are the others doing? >
/ camera pans to rosé playing the guitar /
/ camera pans to jin and jisoo /
SJ:
wifey, i have something to tell you
JS:
we're seriously doing this?? I mean act like a real married couple???
SJ:
yeah i mean why not? Just so that i know what to do if i become a husband
JS:
wAAAAAw so you're JUST USING ME to give you the experience of being a husband beforehand?
SJ:
yeah or maybe i'm not using you. We don't know you're probably my future wife
JS:
*blushes*
[send help to jisoo]
SJ:
awww my wifey is blushing~~
*pinches jisoo's cheeks*
JS:
*blushes more* *pushes jin's hands away*
yAHH!
SJ:
kyeopta
*"window-wipe" laugh*
JS:
anyways what are you supposed to tell me?
SJ:
let's play a game
JS:
what game?
SJ:
"2 truths and a lie"
JS:
ohh i know that.
SJ:
so, what do you say?
JS:
fine. I'm in.
SJ:
very well wifey. You go first.
JS:
okay uhm. One, I hate shopping. Two, i love food. Three, i don't work out.
SJ:
uhm...ahh! The lie is that you hate shopping
JS:
*laughs*
SJ:
what?
JS:
that's a truth. I really hate shopping cuz i'm lazy
SJ:
then what's the lie?
JS:
the lie is that i don't work out because i do actually work out. I do yoga. Air yoga specifically.
SJ:
oohh really? Then it's nice to get you know more. My turn. One, i play the guitar. Two, i play the drums. Three, i like you jisoo.
[bbtv viewers, be glad that the director/me included this in the episode itself. And send help to jisoo. She's turning into a tomato]
JS:
u–uhh th–the lie is number 3..
SJ:
ENKK. Wrooong. The lie is that "i play drums". And just to clear it up, I DON'T play drums. And it's true, i like you jisoo
JS:
uhh well thank you that you like me as a friend—
SJ:
not just a friend chichu. I like you as you, and romantically
~
KIM SEOKJIN
"I was serious with that. I really like her for like a long time now. But back then it was just admiration but now i can say that i like her so much, and i'll court her.
So probably when this episode is released, fans will go nuts. But yeah."
*smiles and chuckles*
[ya'll the dating ban of Blackpink at this time will be lifted so that's why it won't be a real big deal]
~
JS:
o–oppa..
SJ:
*chuckles*
so you're now using honorifics
JS:
*rolls eyes*
jin oppa you're a good joker but stop we're not in a k-drama—
SJ:
i'm serious.
JS:
*bites lip* *looks anywhere but jin*
SJ:
*chuckles quietly*
gyeom~
/ camera pans to hoseok in the van /
Drctr Song:
hobi oppa, give me the cam we'll record the three of you
HS:
nahh you should be in the frame
*shows director song and taeya*
TY:
yahh oppaaa this is BLACK BANGTAN TV and we're not included!
NJ:
don't care
Drctr Song:
but ARMY—
TH:
our fans won't mind
Drctr Song:
fineee
NJ:
yoongi hyung texted me to buy him and jennie snacks
HS:
then we'll go to the supermarket. I think we need to buy food stocks too.
< they have arrived at the mall and so director song, taeya and a few boys from the crew got themselves ready to protect the three boys from wild fans which expectedly, there are >
Fan 1:
OMG IT'S RM, J HOPE AND V OF BANGTAN SONYEONDAN!
Fan 2:
imma post this in my twitter, dispatch's gonna be jealous
Wild Fan 1:
*tries to approach the three boys but the crew already protected them*
SARANGHAEYO OPPA
NJ, HS, TH:
nadoo~
Drctr Song:
The mall wasn't ready for this so let's go straight to the supermarket first. There are only a few people there.
/ camera pans to lisa and jungkook in the sala /
LS:
kookie im booooored
JK:
then what shall we do?
LS:
didn't you have some video games? Like overwatch or somethin?
JK:
you play video games?!?!
LS:
what do you think of me? A girly girl girl?!
JK:
maybe..?
LS:
i maybe a girly girl but i'm not a girly girl girl and i can be boy, so shush and let's plaaaaaaaaaay
< timelapse: after an hour...
Time check: 5:41pm >
JK:
wow you're a good one but i'm not gonna let you beat me up!
(ok caught in a lie, i'm actually letting her beat me)
LS:
well you already let me
HS:
WE'RE HOOOOOME
LS:
heyy op— samcheondeul~ imodeul~
Drctr Song:
so what happened while we're gone? Where's yong and soneul?
JK:
we don't know imo. For the last hour we didn't saw anyone, probably busy but don't worry we're vlogging
LS:
last time i checked, yongri imo is hyperventilating because kookie said "i love you" to her
Drctr Song & TY:
*chuckles*
TH:
just gonna go upstairs to bring these snacks to the swag twins
*leaves the area*
HS:
aww the maknaes are playing together what a sweet sight
*jin and jisoo enters the house and rm saw them*
NJ:
but i think someone's sweeter
TY:
ohoho! What's this jisoo unnie? Being sweet with my brother-in-law?
Drctr Song:
so what happened when we're gone?
*smirks*
JS:
nothi–
SJ:
i started courting her
LS & JK:
*stops playing*
aWWWWW
Drctr Song:
putek taeya saluhin moko mahihimatay yata ako
TY:
tse! Hintayin mo si taehyung oppa, sya sasalo sa'yo
< - TRANS:
Drctr Song:
sh*t taeya catch me i feel like i'm gonna faint/fall
TY:
tse! Wait for taehyung oppa and he'll catch you - >
NJ:
i'm gonna start learning tagalog now
HS:
oh no. Another language.
TH:
*from upstairs*
OH MY GOSH HYUUUUUNG! JENNIE! WHAT THE FFFF
JK:
what happened to hyung?
Drctr Song:
i'll check it out
*leaves the living room*
SJ:
chichu, let's go cook dinner
*pulls jisoo to the kitchen*
< - what happened? - >
/ camera pans to yoongi pinning jennie on the bed /
/ camera pans to taeSHOOKT /
JN & YG:
*stands up*
JN:
tae– i mean tae samcheon, that's not what it looks like
*yongri, soneul, jimin and rosé goes out of their room to see what's happening*
YR, SN, JM, CY:
what happened?!
JN:
samcheon seriously it's not what it looks like
TH:
i don't believe you jen. Hyu–suga! What's the meaning of what i saw earlier?!
YR, SN, JM, CY:
what did you saw earlier?
YG:
*chill but deep inside he's nerv af*
it's nothing and just because in this family you're my uncle doesn't mean you can shout at me. I'm still your hyung!!
YR, SN, JM, CY:
wait hold up. What's happening?!
Drctr Song:
yeah. WHAT IS HAPPENING?
TH:
nothing i just saw yoongi hyung pinning jennie on the bed. I just disturbed them. Nothing big at all.
*insert sarcasm*
JN:
do you even know what really happened samcheon?
< ~FLASHBACK~ >
/ film became black and white /
JN:
i'm wondering, why are the characters in a movie are dumb? I mean they could've run and don't dare look back?
YG:
i don't know. Ask the director.
JN:
then that director's probably dumb
YG:
let me ask something too.
JN:
and what is that?
YG:
why do people keep their feelings a secret from someone they like?
JN:
that's...so random Min Yoongi. Considering we are watching a thriller, not romance
YG:
*shrugs* *keeps cool*
JN:
well maybe they are scared to be rejected? I dunno yoongs
YG:
if someone confesses to you, will you reject him?
JN:
u–uhh wait i'm just gonna go get some wate—
*was about to stand up when yoongi pins her on the bed*
< ~END OF FLASHBACK~ >
TH:
wait so were you about to confess hyung?!
/ close-up to yoongi /
YG:
*gulps*
confess what..?
/ camera pans back to the door step (when TH, JM, CY, SN, YR and Director Song is standing) /
JM:
uhm, your feelings?
YG:
feelings? What feelings?
[edit: nini do you love me?]
CY:
for jennie unnie of course!
/ camera pans to jennie's confused look /
JN:
?????
/ camera pans to yoongi /
YG:
uhm no i was just asking and we're twins sooo
*rubs the back of his neck*
YR:
uhm oppa, i think you forgot that the both of you are not technically twins
Drctr Song:
oHHHHH NOW BURN BABY BURN~
SN:
buljangnan~~
JS:
*from downstairs*
HEY IF YA'LL DONE WITH WHATEVER DRAMA IS THERE, COME DOWN THE FOOD'S READY AND TELL US WHAT HAPPENED THERE
YG, JN, JM, CY, SN, YR, Drctr Song:
NE EOMMA/UNNIE!!
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