philly: hi
philly: i broke up with may
dan: what
philly: yeah turns out she's not a very nice person
dan: i thought you loved her
philly: i can't love someone who says such awful things about someone for who they are
dan: phil
philly: now will you sit by me during lunch
dan: no
philly: ig i'll just have to sit with you at your loner table then
dan: shut up
philly: make me