its ur first day at robloxian highschool ahakagsk ur a new student!@!1! x33 owo
ur alarm went off. "stupid alarm" u pulled out an AK-47 and shot the fucker.
Markus busted down the door. "WE ARE LIVING BEINGS!"
"imma go take a shower, k?" u said as u slipped into the shower.
"ok ill be back though, imma go to macdonalds, want anything?" he asked.
"fortnite borgar pls"
"ok bye homo" he left and uhh went 2 macdonalds
"fukin androids imma rite? ALEXA, PLAY DESPACITO" You yelled from the bathroom.
and then despacito began to play. uh u began to sing in the mfing shower and yeah. u slipped and dieded. u didnt get to eat ur fortnite borgar so that kinda succs. :(