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Lancerdancer69: roses are red
Lancerdancer69: violets are blue
Lancerdancer69: girl you are hotter then a firestyle jutsu
Whyamihere:....and who the fuck are you.
Lancerdancer69: Please, I'm sorry Allurra I know I messed up and I want to make it right
Whyamihere: is this how you usually pick up girls or something? With pickup lines you probably stole from quora?
Lancerdancer69: Allurra?
Whyamihere: Just as a outsiders perspective, I don't really think pickup lines is how you apologise to someone but ok
Whyamihere: what did you do? Cheat?
Lancerdancer69: I know it's you Allurra, please don't try and hide from me
Whyamihere: Fuckin hell, I'm not your goddamn girlfriend
Whyamihere: do you want me to tell you in your umm...language? Huh? Okay.
Whyamihere: roses are red, violets are blue, would you mind if I ran over you?
Whyamihere: ^^^ that's probably what your girlfriend is thinking about you right now
Whyamihere: translated to your language
Lancerdancer69: dude oh my god I'm so sorry
Lancerdancer69: I thought this was my girls Instagram acc
Whyamihere: how in the world did you end up thinking that?
Whyamihere: you know what don't answer that, I don't wanna know why I remind you of your ex girlfriend
Lancerdancer69: she's not my ex dudeeee!!
Whyamihere: ....
Whyamihere: k
Lancerdancer69: seriously! We're just arguing is all
Whyamihere: no, I believe you I just don't really care
Lancerdancer69: ...I think I'll just brush that one off
Whyamihere: seriously, you need to learn how to apologise convincingly
Whyamihere: like "girl your as hot as a firestyle jutsu."??? Really?? What does that even mean.
Lancerdancer69: hey! Don't shatter the poor guys ego! :(
Lancerdancer69: why are you so rude?
Lancerdancer69: I'm just trying to be friendly
Whyamihere: I have no interest in talking to strangers on the internet, or anyone for that matter thanks
Lancerdancer69: wow you sound really emo
Whyamihere: no I don't
Lancerdancer69: yeah you do
Whyamihere: no I don't
Lancerdancer69: yeah you do
Whyamihere: NO I DONT
Lancerdancer69: so what do you look like? Omg I didn't realise you could be really hot or something
Whyamihere: why are you still talking to me
Lancerdancer69: cuz
Lancerdancer69: roses are red, violets are blue, who are you? I have no clue.
Lancerdancer69: you could be a 50 year old man for all I know dude
Lancerdancer69: help me out hereeeee.
Whyamihere: fine, my name begins with b, my middle name starts with b, my last name starts with b, I wear a yellow striped sweater, and I like politics.
Lancerdancer69:... you just described Barry bee benson
Whyamihere: yup, you've been talking to a bee this whole time
Whyamihere: this is what happens when you talk to strangers on the internet lancerdancer69
Lancerdancer69: :(
Lancerdancer69: ill introduce MYSELF then
Lancerdancer69: My names lance, I'm 16, I have 3 siblings, and I'm the best thing you'll ever meet ;)
Whyamihere: i highly doubt that
Whyamihere: anyway, since I don't wanna tell you my name call me K I guess..? I just turned 15 and yeah.
Lancerdancer69: oh! What school do you go to?
Whyamihere: Galra high school..?
Lancerdancer69: dude...
Lancerdancer69: IM GOING TO THAT SCHOOL!!
Lancerdancer69: It's gonna be my first day there on Wednesday!
Whyamihere: g r e a t
Lancerdancer69: I should look out for you! What do you look like? What's your name even??
Whyamihere: hold your horses
Whyamihere: I ain't telling you shit boi
Lancerdancer69: I know your emo but come on!!
Whyamihere: I DONT wanna get involved with anyone
Lancerdancer69: why not? I ain't gonna bite
Whyamihere: I just...can't trust anyone
Lancerdancer69: okay..?
Lancerdancer69: I'll leave you alone...But THIS ISNT THE LAST YOUVE SEEN OF ME SIR
Lancerdancer69: ILL FIND YOU OUT
Lancerdancer69 : AND TRACK YOU DOWN
Lancerdancer69: AND and....idk kill you or something?
Whyamihere: k..? Whatever, you do know I'm like five seconds away from blocking you right?
Lancerdancer69: ...WHATEVER EMO >:(
Whyamihere: bye..?
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