Splatoon x Male Reader

By DForrester

1.2M 19.3K 66.3K

You are just an average inkling in Inkopolis Square, when you notice a strange person who changes your life. ... More

First and Foremost
Chapter 1: A New Beginning
Chapter 2: Here We Go
Chapter 3: What's a Pygmy?
Chapter 4: What Have I Done?
Chapter 5: Repercussions
Chapter 6: Rivalry
Chapter 7: Phone Tapping
Chapter 8: Just A Harmless Prank
Chapter 9: All or Nothing
Chapter 10: Worried Sick
Chapter 11: Basking in Relaxedness
Chapter 12: Playdate
Chapter 13: Important Meeting
Chapter 14: Visitation
Chapter 16: Audio Only
Chapter 17: Job Shadowing
Chapter 18: Sushi
Chapter 19: Alone Time
Chapter 20: A Good Night's Slumber
Chapter 21: I Ship It
Chapter 22: A Show To Remember
Chapter 23: Oh! THAT Cuttlefish
S2C Chapter 24: Can't Get Any Sleep
S2C Chapter 25: A Happy Reunion
S2C Chapter 26: A Storm
S2C Chapter 27: Just Movin' Along
S2C Chapter 28: House Warming
S2C Chapter 29: Beauty Sleep
S2C Chapter 30: Picking An Outfit
S2C Chapter 31: Trick vs Treat!
S2C Chapter 32: Splatoween Results!
Who Was Kissed?
S2C Chapter 33: Halloween Special
S2C Chapter 34: I've Been Thinking Too Much
S2C Chapter 35: Intervening the Interview
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
S2C Chapter 35.5: It Was Only Just A Dream
S2C Chapter 36: Wahoo World
S2C Chapter 37: Day Out
S2C Chapter 38: Too Far
S2C Chapter 39: Misunderstanding
S2C Chapter 40: Deck The Halls
S2C Chapter 41: Midnight Release
S2C Chapter 42: Christmas Shopping
S2C Chapter 43: Christmas Special
S2C Chapter 44: New Year's!
200K!: QnA
S2C Chapter 45: A Sickly Sight
S2C Chapter 46: It Spread!
S2C Chapter 47: Valentine's Fiasco
S2C Chapter 48: DJ Sango
S2C Chapter 49: The Hotel You've Been Waiting For
S2C Chapter 50: Camping Trip
S2C Chapter 51: Spring Time
S2C Chapter 52: Back To It
S2C Chapter 53: Happy Birthday!
S2C Chapter 54: Empathetic Eight
S2C Chapter 55: Chaos Vs Order
S2C Chapter 56: To Move On
S2C Chapter 57: The Great Outdoors
S2C Chapter 58: Is Land
S2C Chapter 59: Heat Miser
S2C Chapter 60: Atonement
S2C Chapter 61: Return
S2C Chapter 62: Back Home
S2C Chapter 63: Growing Pains
Splatoon 3 - Start
S3C Chapter 1: A Renewed Vision
S3C Chapter 2: Same Squid, Different Adventure
S3C Chapter 3: Important Work
S3C Chapter 4: Chaos Incarnate
S3C Chapter 5: Routine Inspection
S3C Chapter 6: The Adult in the Room
S3C Chapter 7: We've All Got Secrets
S3C Chapter 8: Fishy Business
S3C Chapter 9: Secrets Revealed
S3C Chapter 10: New Splatfest Jitters
S3C Chapter 11: Match Mishap
S3C Chapter 12: Why Deny It
S3C Chapter 13: Good Grief
S3C Chapter 14: Restructuring
S3C Chapter 15: Connections
S3C Chapter 16: Exhilarating Places
S3C Chapter 17: Re-fresh-er
S3C Chapter 18: What Are They Up To?
S3C Chapter 19: Trouble is Afin
S3C Chapter 20: The Hunt Begins
S3C Chapter 21: Chaotic Concert
S3C Chapter 22: Friends, Here and There
S3C Chapter 23: Feelings to the Side
S3C Chapter 24: Back In The Saddle
S3C Chapter 25: Come To Light
S3C Chapter 26: Just Friends
S3C Chapter 27: Do You Wrong
S3C Chapter 28: Too Late?
S3C Chapter 29: What Once Was
S3C Chapter 30: What May Be
S3C Chapter 31: What Will Be

Chapter 15: Hangin' Out With Callie

20.3K 381 1K
By DForrester

Not much for me to say this time, but still, 8 more votes and we reach 200! Le's a go.




(Y/N) POV

(Y/N)'s eyes began to flutter open. The sun was brightening up the day, through the transparent clouds in the sky.

His voice still groggy from waking up...

(Y/N): Ugh... Wha' happened? Where am I? Why do I feel heavy?

He looked around, remembering what had happened the night before. He saw all four of the girls laying around him. Their sleeping bodies keeping him trapped on the couch. He just looked at each of them, then suddenly looked up, and spoke with a monotone voice.

(Y/N): I forgot to turn my swag off before going to bed... And woke up COVERED in bitches... (I REALLY hope none of them heard that.)

He then chuckled to himself.

(Y/N): (Okay, now time to try to get out of this mess.)

He looked around, and the light-bulb turned on over his face.

He started trying to slither his way downward.

(Y/N): Dun. Dun. Dun! DUN. Dun. Dun. Du-du-dun...

He was doing the Mission Impossible music.

He didn't want to wake any of them up, he wanted to be able to have his food in a way that didn't require a straw. First, he tried to get Marie and Marina to rest their heads on each other, as he slithered down.

Next, he tried to hold Callie and Pearl's heads up lightly. Once he did that, he set them back down on the couch.

He was free...

He pumped his fist.

(Y/N): Mission complete!

Marie: Mmm...

He turned around, hoping he hadn't woken Marie up.

Marie was still asleep, and she was smiling.

Marie: (Y/N)... Quiet down... You're going to wake up Callie.

(Y/N) was now whispering.

(Y/N): How does she know what's happening, while she's in her sleep?!

He decided to just ignore it, and tip-toed his way to the kitchen.

(Y/N): You gotta beat the rush hour.

He then grabbed himself some food, but sadly... The smell of food woke someone up.

Callie raised her head up, sniffing the air.

Callie: Ooh, do I smell food?

(Y/N) just looked down in defeat.

(Y/N): Ugh! Food, you have betrayed me.

Callie: Me want. Me want. I'll also take the food.

Callie said as she started rushing to the kitchen.

(Y/N) quickly grabbed his plate of food, and held it above his head. Callie, meanwhile, was trying to jump up, and take it out of his hands.

(Y/N): Dang it, Callie! Get your own food!

Callie: No way! Then I have to wait for it to be done, while there's a nice and ready meal right in front of me!

(Y/N): Ugh! Fine. Take it. I'll make me some more.

He set the food down onto the table. (Y/N) started making him another meal, while Callie started chowing down.

He finished making his after a bit. Problem is, Callie was still picking bits off of his plate, after she finished hers. (Y/N) decided to just let it be.

Once he finished, he went upstairs to go take a shower.

After he finished, he opened the door to reveal Callie and Marie going through his clothes.

(Y/N): WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?

Marie: We're picking out a fresh outfit for you.

(Y/N): Callie! You woke Marie up just so you two could peep on me, while I was naked?!

Callie: What? No. I wouldn't wake Marie up for that. She just heard the shower turn on, and jumped up, excitedly.

Marie hit Callie after she said that.

Marie: And besides, you're not naked. You're wearing a towel.

(Y/N): ONLY a towel!

Marie: Not like the goods are on display.

She said that quietly, but (Y/N) still heard her.

(Y/N): Grr. Can one of you just hand me my clothes.

Callie: Sure.

She ran up and handed them to (Y/N). He took the clothes and closed the bathroom door behind him.

Callie: What?! You're changing in there?

(Y/N): Are you staying out there?

Callie: Oh ho ho. I'd like you to tell me how I'd get a good look if I wasn't.

(Y/N) could hear Marie hit Callie on the other side of the door.

Marie: We're leaving, now.

(Y/N) waited to hear the door shut. Then peeked out the door to see, they were gone.



Marie POV

Callie: Aw, come on Marie. The show was JUST about to start.

Marie was dragging Callie by her ear.

Marie: HONESTLY, Callie, do you have NO decency.

Callie: Hey, just because you're too afraid to make a move, doesn't mean I am.

Marie was blushing a bit.

Marie: H-honestly, Callie, I h-have no idea what y-you're talking about.

Callie was smiling, still looking like she had a bit of pain, by being dragged by her ear.

Callie: SUUUUuuure.

Callie started sniffing the air.

Callie: There's food!

Callie started rushing ahead of Marie, towards the kitchen.

When they got there, Pearl and Marina were eating breakfast.

Callie: Food!

Marie: Callie, you already ate a meal and a half. You don't need anymore food.

Callie: Aw.

Marina: Do you want any food, Marie?

Marie: Sure, I could eat.

Marina pointed Marie to the cabinet that held the cereal. Marie, of course, made her a bowl, and started eating.



(Y/N) POV

(Y/N) went downstairs, now fully dressed, to see the four girls.

Marie: See? I told you we'd get you a fresh outfit.

(Y/N): Well, when you're right, you're right. I look GOOD!

Pearl: Calm down there, squiddo.

(Y/N): Do these pants make my butt look big?

He said as he turned around.

Pearl, Marina, Marie, and Callie started blushing.

Callie: Is that a bad thing?

Marie elbowed her, wiping the smile off Callie's face.

Callie: Ow.

(Y/N): So what's the plan for today?

Pearl: Well, Marina and I have work today.

Marie: Don't look at me, I need to get started on getting our gig together.

(Y/N), realizing what that meant, looked over at Callie. She was smiling.

Callie: Yep, just you and me today!

(Y/N) looked back to Marie, pointing at Callie.

(Y/N): I don't trust that smile. I make that smile.

Marie: I'd love to help you out, but I'm busy today.

Marie then got closer to (Y/N) and whispered something in his ear.

Marie: If Callie starts acting a little, much, call me, though.


~~~


They were all in the Square, now. Pearl and Marina went to work; Marina looked a little worried, leaving (Y/N) with Callie, though. Marie waited until no one was looking to go to Octo Canyon.

(Y/N): Okay what are we going to-

Callie: Let's go to the Shoal!

(Y/N): Wha? Okay.

He said as he was already being dragged by Callie.

They played some of the games for a while. Callie got really angry at the claw machine, and (Y/N) had to calm her down, since she was screaming words like, "This is rigged," and such.

(Y/N) did it for her, and got the stuffed animal she wanted. He could see that she was feeling a mix of happy, because she had the stuffed animal now, and anger that he got it so easily.

(Y/N): I-it was just luck.

He gave a nervous chuckle.

Callie: Sure.

After a while, they were done there. They decided to play some tricks on some of the people in the Square. They tied a coin to a string, and waited for an Inkling to go for it. This one male Inkling tried to grab it, but Callie and (Y/N) had pulled the string a bit. He tried grabbing it again, but they pulled the string again. This went on a couple more times until, the Inkling had unknowingly walked into Sheldon's weapon shop. The worry on the Inkling's face was ever-present, as he now was forced to listen to Sheldon's ramblings.

Callie and (Y/N) were now cracking up at this.

After messing around with some people, Callie wanted to go shopping, while (Y/N) was left to hold her bags, hold what she had gotten from the Shoal, and answer every time she'd ask, "Do I look good in this?" Or "Do you think this would look good on me?"

After this went on for a while longer, (Y/N) felt relieved that he wouldn't have to hold all the stuff she had bought.

(Y/N): (Ugh. Never underestimate how much a rich person can buy.)

Callie: Hey, from what I read, you do a lot of Grizzco jobs. Why don't you buy me something to eat?

(Y/N): I'm sorry, how much money do you have?

Callie then decided to just give him puppy-dog eyes.

(Y/N): Must... Resist... Remember training... Fine.

Callie: Yay!

(Y/N): I'm weak.

(Y/N) bought Callie some food from Crusty Sean.

(Y/N): (Of course she chose the table with the umbrella. Is it just the executive table?)



Callie POV

(Y/N) sat down.

(Y/N): Your food, m'lady.

He said handing her the food.

Callie: Ah, yes, quite thank you.

They both laughed at this.

They talked for a while, enjoying each other's company. Until, an Inkling came up and tapped Callie on the shoulder

Inkling: Um, excuse me, miss, but are you Callie? From the Squid Sisters?

This got the attention of a lot of the other Inklings around. Suddenly, Callie was being swarmed by all of the fans. They were all trying to get a photo of her.

Callie was starting to look really flustered.

(Y/N) quickly shoved past them and grabbed Callie's hand, and quickly started pushing through the crowd.

They were running from the mob of people for a while, until the hid behind a corner.

(Y/N): Are you okay?

Callie: Yeah, it's just... I can't take being mobbed by a ton of people.

Callie was sitting down holding her knees.

Callie: I love the support from my fans and all. I just just can't take it. Them all just pushing and shoving everyone, and just to get pictures of me.

Callie: (Don't cry, Callie. Not in front of him.)

(Y/N) took a knee in front of Callie.

(Y/N): Take off your jacket, and hand me your beanie.

Callie: Huh?

(Y/N) was taking off his jacket.

(Y/N): I'm going to put on your jacket and beanie, and lead them away, while you put on my jacket, put up the hood, and get to Octo Canyon.

Callie nodded her head. She took his jacket and threw up the hood.

(Y/N), now wearing Callie's jacket and beanie, ran off, away from the Square.

Inkling: Hey! There she goes!

Suddenly, he was being followed by a crowd of Inklings.

Callie: Thank you.

Callie then snuck to Inkopolis Square, and went through the grate to Octo Canyon.

Marie: Oh! Callie, you're back. Wait. What are you wearing?!


~~~


(Y/N) POV

(Y/N): Phew. I think I finally lost them.

It was now late. He walked back to Inkopolis Square, to wait for Pearl and Marina to get off their shift.

After a bit, they came out. They were talking to each other, then they noticed (Y/N) standing there.

Pearl: Yo.

Marina: Um... Are you wearing Callie's hat and jacket? What happened?!

Marina sounded flustered, and Pearl's look matched the sound of Marina's voice.

(Y/N), speechless, clapped his hands together. He gave off a nervous laugh.

(Y/N): Welp! I've found out that pink is my color.




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August 18, 2018 - 12:22 AM

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