OLIguacamole: bITCH GUESS WHAT
Tomato: wtf now
OLIguacamole: but first i need to get everyone's attention
Tomato: ur like thinkerbell, ull die without attention
OLIguacamole: thinkerbell's an attention whore
Tomato: #EXPOSED
OLIguacamole: lol fuck off tmz
OLIguacamole: but srsly
OLIguacamole: GUYS GIT UR ASSES IN HRE THNK U AND I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE PLZ AND THNK U
RyRUrie: i smell gossip so i heard my calling
10HEAD: RYAN JUST DID *reads the message* *sniffs* dO I SMELL GOSSIP
mother Stump: ur preggos?
DWeaks: wtaf patrick
pet went: who r u? Btw your user is perfection
OLIguacamole: tnx im oli, dallon's cousin and im going thru a crush crisis rn
pet went: ur weird, i like u boi
mother Stump: what is that my teacup of a child
DWeaks: aww das pure
RyRUrie: finally someone asked
OLIguacamole: soo my childhood fren, jack, has a crush on alex GASKARTH NOT GAYSKRATCH and i have a superinteligent af plan
DWeaks: oooh i know alex
10HEAD: keep going...
OLIguacamole: so basically my plan is to introduce jack and alex and while they're hanging out, me and josh will get to know each other and then he'll fall for jacky boy and ill ask josh out easy peasy pumpkin peasy
Tomato: pumpkin pie mf
RyRUrie: thats an evil genius my fren
pet went: sOOooO EvIl I cOuLd dIE!!!11!!!1!!
10HEAD: die pet
mother Stump: tRIgGErEd!!1!1!!!1!!
DWeaks: stfu
Tomato: calm down unicorns killed my girlfriend
OLIguacamole: mOVING ALONG...
Tomato: *trash can alert* my mind automatically went "moving along a song by the band 5sos from their resent album; youngblood"
pet went: wikipedia who?
mother Stump: ok so, hows the simpsons marathon yesterday?
10HEAD: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Tomato: STFU MILK FUCKER DONT U DARE
RyRUrie: nah das me tho( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
mother Stump: wot
10HEAD: PLS IGNORE HIM
DWeaks: and bc of that statement, i became more interested
OLIguacamole: do tell us my forehead of a child
RyRUrie: OLI ILY
10HEAD: bITCH
OLIguacamole: errmmm... sorry to burst ur bubble, im taken
pet went: BY WHO
OLIguacamole: by josh ofc...in my imagination
RyRUrie: shit that hurts
DWeaks: tragic.
10HEAD: EVERYONE STFU PLS
10HEAD: i THINK THEY HAD A CRUSH ON EACH OTHER!!!
pet went: they?
RyRUrie: g and frank
OLIguacamole: AWW G HAS A CRUSH
Tomato: stfu 5 yr old emo
pet went: my brother to me when i was 5
RyRUrie: my mom to me when i was 5
OLIguacamole: the grim reaper to me when i was 5
mother Stump: that took a dark turn
Tomato: so how do u kno tht i had a crush on frank?
10HEAD: U RLLY HAVE A CRUSH ON FRANK
Tomato: bitch did u read what i just said
10HEAD: welp u two had heart eyes for each other
Tomato: ok, ill admit hes a lil bit cute
10HEAD: the way u look at him last night it was not "a lil bit cute"
DWeaks: #exposed
OLIguacamole: brendon i have a serious question for you
10HEAD: shoot
pet went: pls shoot me instead
Tomato: wtaf pete
pet went: idk i think abt death so much that i might marry grim reaper
mother Stump: mOVING ON..
OLIguacamole: abt the milk thing earlier,....
RyRUrie is offline
10HEAD: welp
10HEAD: we do....things with that white liquid that has calcium in it
Tomato: with that statement, you stopped me from murdering my brother
pet went: what kind of things
10HEAD: u rlly wanna know?
mother Stump: ...
10HEAD: oh, u guys RLLY wanna know
10HEAD: we do kinky stuff with it
DWeaks: my alarm goes off which means time for my daily attempt to die
Tomato: welp i have stage 10 cancer now
pet went: what if someone wrote a fanfic abt that
mother Stump: that would be horrifying tho
OLIguacamole: i would read it
Tomato: what happened to you oli
OLIguacamole: not wanted to get friend zoned again by josh
Tomato: i had two frens whos vry close to josh
Tomato added AWWsten and MoikeyWae to the chat!
MoikeyWae: why tf did u add me hre g
Tomato: bc i said so and bc im ur brother or im gonna hit u with ur bass again
DWeaks: "again" wtf g
MoikeyWae: im leaving
pet went: MIKEY BBY
MoikeyWae: i regret everything i said
AWWsten: y did u add us hre gee?
Tomato: bc oli here, has a crush on ur fren, josh
OLIguacamole: das me
AWWsten: josh franceschi, dun or balz?
mother Stump: thats many but franceschi
AWWsten: ok mayb ill talk to him tomorrow
MoikeyWae: y dont u just add him here?
OLIguacamole: OH IDK MAYBE BC HE'LL SCROLL UP AND THEN (maybe) RUIN A PERFECTLY GOOD POSSIBILITY OF HAVING A FRIENDSHIP WITH HIM THEN HE'LL IGNORE ME THEN IM GONNA LIVE AND DIE ALONE
mother Stump: be a crazy cat lady then gonna live and die alone*