The Boyz Chatroom (ON HOLD)

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The Boyz Chatroom includes shit talking, vine references, bad puns and arguments. Inspired by l00-05-18l المزيد

Introduction
The Beginning
Eric's Birthday
It is Christmas time my dudes
The Boyz ft.....?
Juyeon's Birthday
Kevin's birthday
Haknyeon and Hwall's Birthday
Locked in
Sunwoo's birthday
Chanhee's birthday
"Operation: suck his d, is in action"
Jacob's Birthday
"This is probably just training for the next big catastrophe"
"I'm not a psychic but I can see myself all over you."
The Soft Boyz™
Cloudy with a chance of drama
What's wrong with Sangyeon?
Hyunjae's birthday
"Honey, you've got a big storm comin'"
Sangyeon's birthday
Changmin's birthday
Sex: single player mode
"Je suis shitting my pantaloons"
Love is love
Crackhead culture

Younghoon's birthday

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(Stressed dad of 11, help?¿?, smol child👶🏻, Old👴🏻, ya boi Jae🍆, 1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺, Jeju boy, Rap game strong👅, baldgoosestan and that home alone kid)

(1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺 added Sunshine☀️)

Sunshine☀️: happy birthday, hoonie💕

King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: aw thank you, minnie❤️

Old👴🏻: STEP BACK I THINK IM GONNA VOMIT

King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: way to ruin the mood, asshole

that home alone kid: happy birthday, dick face

King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: oh wow, erm, thanks

baldgoosestan: happy birthday, younghoon

smol child👶🏻: oof
smol child👶🏻: that message was frostier than yo mama's panties hxjzhslsb

Stressed dad of 11: Eric I swear to god....
Stressed dad of 11: happy birthday, younghoon😊

King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: thanks bro😊

baldgoosestan: okay but can we look at the difference between the first two messages and the last messages???
baldgoosestan: younghoon is really out here exposing himself

King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: shut your filthy mouth, whore

baldgoosestan: ugh I love it when you talk dirty, really butters my melon😍

Rap Game strong👅: that? Doesn't? Go?

1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: honestly sometimes this group really makes me wanna die

baldgoosestan: fat mood

smol child👶🏻: hwall don't lie, you just wanna die in general

baldgoosestan: shit you right

King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: ERM HELLO

baldgoosestan: it's me

Jeju boy⛰: ngl I was about to type the same thing
Jeju boy⛰: oh and happy birthday, shithead

King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: ITS MY BIRTHDAY YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE NICE TO ME

Jeju boy⛰: I wished you a happy birthday, did I not?

that home alone kid: there's not a rule book to says that we NEED to be nice to you

1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: especially after what you done

that home alone kid: OOH WHAT'D HE DO SPILL THE TEA

Rap Game strong👅: did Kevin get a personality transplant? Or did he just get out of his shit mood

that home alone kid: Beyoncé wouldn't treat me like this

Old👴🏻: Kevin, sweetie, Beyoncé doesn't know who you are

that home alone kid: I-

(that home alone kid has ejected Old👴🏻 from the chat)

that home alone kid: we won't have that kind of slander in this chat, okay🙂

Rap Game strong👅: is anyone else feeling a little scared for their life or is that just me?
Rap Game strong👅: since this is probably the last birthday we're gonna celebrate together imma say Happy birthday Younghoon and then I'm gonna gtfo of here before someone dies

(Rap Game strong👅 has left)

help?¿?: welp.....
help?¿?: happy birthday younghoon (I know what you did but I'm too nice to be an asshole to you atm😊)

King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: erm...thank you????
King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: buT WHAT DID I DO THAT'S MADE EVERYONE MAD AF?????

1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: you know what you did

King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: ??????

Ya boi Jae🍆: oh look at the time gotta fucking blast
Ya boi Jae🍆: happy birthday younghoon

(Ya boi Jae🍆 has left)

smol child👶🏻: that's a big fucking oof right there
smol child👶🏻: but I want to know the drama

help?¿?: let's just say younghoon fucked up...massively

smol child👶🏻: and y'all are surprised? Wow y'all really don't know each other at all

Stressed dad of 11: it's not so much that we're surprised....

1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: it's how he handled the situation

King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: okay I'm gonna leave before I kms :))))))

Sunshine☀️: nooooo don't do that :(
Sunshine☀️: it's never the answer to anything :(

King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: fine I won't
King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: but I am leaving this chat for today

(King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️ has left)

smol child👶🏻: ooh he's a salty hoe today

baldgoosestan: I took that out of context and now I need to go to church bYEEEEEEE

(baldgoosestan has left)

help?¿?: ah I'm glad he's finally found god

that home alone kid: all he had to do was listen to a Beyoncé album and his soul would've been cleansed🙏🏻
that home alone kid: I'm logging off so I can cry over Lady Gaga and Beyoncé in peace. Don't disturb me otherwise I will shove my piano up your ass xo

(that home alone kid has left)

smol child👶🏻: don't you just love being friends with kinky perverts😍

1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: and that's my cue to go
1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: haknyeon lets go

Jeju boy⛰: where? Why? What?

1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: you were gonna help me...with the choreo

Jeju boy⛰: I was?

1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: yes🙂you🙂were🙂

Jeju boy⛰: oh...well okay then

(Jeju boy has left)
(1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺 has left)

smol child👶🏻: so about this drama

Stressed dad of 11: OOPS SORRY JUST REMEMBERED I HAVE LEADER STUFF TO DO HA HA SEE U L8ER

(Stressed dad of 11 has left)

smol child👶🏻: ew wtf was that
smol child👶🏻: I hope I never have to witness that ever again

help?¿?: I better...go....and...help....someone.....

(help?¿? Has left)

smol child👶🏻: was that morse code????
smol child👶🏻: do you know what's going on, changmin?

Sunshine☀️: sorry Eric, I'm as clueless as you  are about whatever it is that's going on :(

smol child👶🏻: ughhhhhhhhhhh
smol child👶🏻: okay who's the easiest person to bribe for info....
smol child👶🏻: I'm gonna go and have a lil chat with hwall

Sunshine☀️: okay have fun😊

(smol child👶🏻 has left)

Sunshine☀️: I hope everything gets resolved soon :((
Sunshine☀️: I miss everyone getting along :((

(Sunshine☀️ has left)

***********
Happy birthday to my bias wrecker, ilysm💕
Also ooh look at me updating twice in one week lmfaoooo
Thank you for supporting this book and my weird-ass ideas/thoughts, I really do love you all💕

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