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By awK0_turtlee

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Jokes to keep sad people happy :3 *updates everyday* More

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Parents
Can I buy toilet paper now?
Just dad things
Bacon partyyyy
OOOOO
Urgh.
O_o
Correct!
I'll be broke
Reasons, reasons.
Awkward moments
Just dad things 2
Teenage girls
Heh
How to calm a woman down
Text bloopers
Twillight
Childhood ruined. Yas?
Well... We all do that.
Lol sorry
Luv stori
Understand this!!!
Food
Lol i suk at titles
Damn you, ads!
Doge
Urm..
Always!
The good, bad and ugly.
I laughed more than I should
Ayeeee
Rip
I suck at tities
See what i did there
Lovely
Lmao
Running out of titles
Oww...
Omg
Another long story
Im getting lamer right?
Moms
Moms 2
More moms
I love my mum
More
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:)
Long stori again
K
That
Urgh
Ello
Song 1
Song 2
Song 3
Song 4
Song 5
Song 6
Song 7
Song 8
Song 9
Song 10
Song 11
Song 12
Song 13
Song 14
Song 15
Song 16
Song 17
Song 18
Song 19
Song 20
Guess the song winners and joke dedication blah blah
Song 2 winner
Song 3 winner
Song 4 winner
Song 5 winner
Song 6 winner
Song 7 winner
Song 8 winner
Song 9 winner
Song 10 winner
Song 11 winner
Song 12
Damn im tired already
Song 14 winner
Song 15
Song 16 winner
Song 17 winner
Song 18
Song 19 winner
Song 20
Hey :)...
Always
Pizza
Basically me
Every saturday night
Probably me
More jokes
Me
Lmao
No title
Life
Comebacks for fat people
General insults
More insults... For teachers
Pranks...
Okie okei
A dick did
Heh
Shameless advertising
Hsjdbsnx
Hello
"Fml"s
I am Incredibly sorry
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Writing this at 3am
Like
Pie
Oh
Ayee
Lol
More babies
If you think about it...
Ayeee lmao
More celab bash
Chemestry
Me vs me
Nintendo
Kekeke
Top advice.
Mmk
Heuyuu
Just couple things
Xx
Lol
7more
Should i do other stuff
Eh
Hi
Hurhurhur
Anaconda
True story
Heu
Hay
Lalalalalalala
Lamo
Tsk
Monday
Sry
Lol
Pizza
part 159? yey
160!!!
Part 161
Part 161
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More like a life hack?¿
Ahhdfld
HA
2015
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Same
Goals
Im boredddd
Hi

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By awK0_turtlee

This guy goes to the zoo one day. While standing in front of the gorilla's cage, a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless.

When the guy came to his senses, he reported the incident to the zookeeper. Nodding, the zookeeper explained that pulling down your eyelid means "Fuck you! " in gorilla language. The explanation didn't make the victim feel any better and he vowed revenge.

The next day he purchased two large knives, two party hats, two party horns, and a large sausage.

Putting the sausage in his pants, he hurried to the zoo and over to the gorilla's cage, where he tossed a hat, a knife, and a party horn.

Knowing that gorillas were natural mimics, he put on a party hat.

The gorilla looked at him, looked at the hat, and put it on. Next, he picked up his horn and blew on it. The gorilla picked up his horn and did the same. Then the man picked up his knife, whipped the sausage out of his pants, and sliced it in half.

The gorilla looked at the knife, looked at his own crotch, looked at the man, and pulled down his eyelid."

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