*Dinah and Lauren Chat*
Lauren: Yo
Dinah: what?
Lauren: do you like zayn?
Dinah: ....why?
Lauren: bc he totally likes you
Dinah: oh cool
Lauren: before you deny it, i see the way you look at him
Dinah: yeah, i like him
Lauren: and i swear to god if you give me a crap answer like "bc hes my friend" imma lose it
Lauren: wait what?
Dinah: what? I like Zayn.
Lauren: o shit
Dinah: is that not what you wanted to hear?
Lauren: sHoOkEtH
Dinah: uhh....
Dinah: k
Lauren: NO
Lauren: NO K
Lauren: THIS IS A BIG DEAL
Dinah: I thought yall knew?
Lauren: yeah but goddamn
Lauren: wheres the obliviousness
Dinah: obliviousness to what?
Dinah: ofc i like him, hes my friend
Lauren: omfg no
Lauren: to think i had hope in you
Dinah: ..wdym?
Lauren: I thought you'd admit that you 👅 Zayn's 🐓
Dinah: I lick his chicken?
Lauren: Just a series of disappointments, aren't you?