Baekhyun: You gave him a quick peck on the lips because you had to leave, but now he's all smug and wants to keep going despite the others' protests. Chen is the loudest whining "Aish save it bro!" and Sehun just teases "Grossss". He ignores them, not letting you go until you let him kiss you again, so you just sigh blushing a little "Alright. Don't make it too sexy" And he just smirks before he gives you one very steamy kiss "What? Like this?"
Chanyeol: After you gave him a PG rated kiss, because you two weren't alone and the members were low key watching, his chest puffs out because he's filled with pride. "Yeah that's right. I'm the only one that gets kisses from (Y/N)" he says loud enough for everyone to hear. He's supposed to be rehearsing lines for a new movie but he's too distracted now "-wait. What was I about to say again?"
Xiumin: You hadn't realised he wasn't alone and had been enjoying a hot and heavy kiss in the backstage dressing room when all the boys suddenly walked in laughing and chatting. They immediately shut up when they saw the position you two were in. You caged between his arms and legs on one of the vanity tables. Before any of them can speak he takes off his shirt "Unless you guys want to watch, I suggest you get out now.
Lay: They mutter and grumble unhappily saying that now that he's married he doesn't even care about his boys. "What is he doing?" "You tryna make us jealous right Yixing?" "Tch, this guy has no loyalty" "We get it already bro, can you not suck her face in front of us" He looks at you because you were the one that started it by kissing him first as if saying 'Oh no honey what have you done' and tries to placate the members "Ah no no guys-"
Kyungsoo: "Okay bye" He kissed you chastely because the elevator doors were about to close and he had to get in with all of the members before they left for their next schedule. But you were very unsatisfied with the kiss and stuck your foot in the way before the doors could close, "What was that? If you don't give me a proper kiss I'm going to give you back your pyjamas right now" You were already unbuttoning the shirt. All of Exo's jaws dropped to the ground, and even Baekhyun was speechless. His eyes widened, knowing you were wearing nothing underneath. Quick as a flash he grabs you, pushing you back out of the doors and apologises to the members to go ahead first. He looks down at you not even annoyed "Okay. I understand."
They all try to peek at you two making out before the doors close in their faces "Oi! I can't see!"
******Based off the movie Barefoot in the Park (Sorry this one is longer than the others haha I'm biased baby)
Luhan: He was getting worked up because of some petty argument with a few of the other guys making Suho come over and whisper to you "Control him noona. Please." So you did the first thing that came to mind and grabbed him by the collars of his shirt to pull him down and kiss him hard. His mind went blank because you just stuck your tongue in his mouth and his ears became deaf to the howls and hollers from all the members. When you finally let him go, he notices everyone standing around staring at him hiding their laughter. His arm wrapped around you protectively "What you looking at huh?"
Chen: You gave him a kiss goodbye not wanting to leave him, but when he turns around after you left he noticed all the boys with their arms crossed with questions in their eyes. "Kim Jongdae. What was that?" "Did we see tongue?" "She's like our little sister man""I thought you said you weren't interested in her" "I know her father you know that right?" It was like the great inquisition, and he had to choose his next words very carefully "You see... it's like this.."
Tao: They're like "WHOA WHOA WHOA get a room you two!!!!" "YAH!" You were rudely interrupted in the middle of giving him a kiss because you happened to bump into him and all the members during your trip to the shops to buy some groceries. You just sassed them saying stuff like "What? Can't I kiss my husband?" and "If you don't like it, don't look"
Kris: "Okay not now baby- you're too sexy- the boys are watching" He was trying to stop you because you were in the mood and now was not the time for him to get turned on as well. The other 11 members were trying to be respectful of you two by looking away and making themselves busy, but he still looks around to check if anyone could hear before he whispered to you "You're gonna create a problem and I cant have that right now okay"
Kai: When they turn around not looking he's like "Come here babe" and sneaks another one.
To be honest, he's shameless when it comes to PDA and it's not long before the others start yelling at him again "Kumane!! "Paliiiii" "HURRY UP JONGIN" "Stop sucking face-" "Not again- they always do this" He's just cocky and smirks at them "Hey it's not my fault you're all sexually frustrated and my wife's hot. You get married too if you're jealous."
Sehun: He wasn't able to hide how much he enjoyed the kiss you gave him before you left him to go to work for the day, and now they keep teasing him not letting him live it down "Awww Sehun's wife loves him" "Yeobo~ Yeoboya~" they imitate your endearments. "Hey pretty boy" "You think you're smooth do you maknae?"
Suho: The boys give him so much crap for it "Shut up lover boy" He doesn't know what's gotten into everyone, it wasn't the first time you kissed him in front of them all. But they're just fed up because he keeps smiling stupidly throughout the whole day and saying lovey dovey stuff. "All men hate him" "He always brags about his anniversaries and sh**, we're sick of it" "Aish can you be quiet?" He looks surprised "I didn't say anything". "You're thinking too loud. It's all (Y/N) (Y/N) (Y/N)"
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A/N: This is for you! @K-popforlife TYSM for requesting. Hope it's alright, and not too disappointing haha
How ya'll doing? Thanks so much for all the reads. Srsly you guys are beautiful people.
Anyone have any news of Exo's comeback this year? I keep seeing stuff on twitter (Baekhyun's slip of the tongue etc.) oh please let it be true