"oh a Witch..."
*Francis, being a fucking idiot, gets too close to her*
*I THROW HER A SHIT TON OF BOMBS*
"OKAY WERE ALL IN THE SHELTER-"
*turns around and sees Francis trying to beat a Tank by himself*
*L ON G S I G H*
*RUNS OUTSIDE AND HELPS HIM*
"Alright were in a shelter, I'm at 50% health-"
*everyone already took a healthpack and none are left*
"Are you kidding me-"
*dies*
"W E L P- GUESS WHOS FRIGGING DEAD."
Wtf bill just shot the door while I was writing this-!?
Z A M B I E S
*Francis just broke a window*
"BOI ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?"
*Heals Louis which is at 25 health while I'm at 5*
*already used my pack and everyone else has a pack*
*NO ONE HEALS ME*
*DIES TWO SECONDS AFTER*
"REALLY!?"
*Both a Hunter AND a Smoker attack me at the same fucking time, so I get dragged away while getting my guts clawed out*
*finally Bill frees me and heals me*
I seriously keep on thinking Mom is knocking at my door but every time I check she isn't aindmandjsjxkj
"OMG THERES ANOTHER WITCH-
I HEAR HER CRYING I DONT KNOW WHERE SHE IS!?"
*FINDS HER AND REALIZES SHES IN THE WAY, SHES SITTING RIGHT WHERE I NEED TO GO BY*
"Guys be as quiet as possible-"
*L O U I S S T A R T L E S H E R*
"ARE YOU REALLY, H-WH-EHNHHHH!?!?"
Zoey: A TANK!
"WHERE!?"
*walking around and just turns a corner, and falls face first with the tank which corners me*
*guess what?*
*D I E S*
"ANOTHER WITCH!? WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY SO COMMON IN THIS GAME NOW!?"
*was holding a gas canister*
*accidentally threw it on her*
*shoots it on instinct*
*gets an achievement for burning a Witch*
"A L r I G h T Y t h E N"
*arrives in a shelter*
*all we see on the walls are "better safe than sorry"*
*like, all over the walls*
"Sorry what was that?"
Bill, extremely well timed: "Better safe than sorry..."
"BEGONE, SATANIC OL' MAN-!!!"
"Guys, there's fountain drinks! What do you want, soda, frutopia, 7up-"
*a zombie attacks me and I smack it with my gun, blasting it's head, then turns back to the choices*
"Zombie blood, fuck I can't read anymore...."
*that moment you realize...*
*you encountered your 4th witch in one game*
(For those who don't play Left 4 Dead, Witches are the nastiest zombie out there. If you don't bother her, she won't kill you. You hear her cry way before you see her though. And she only goes after the person who startled her. BUT, she one shot send you to the floor and doesn't let go of you, until one of your teammates kill her.)
Guys I just fucking startled the witch cause I looked at her for too long wtf-
"ALRIGHT A SHELTER!"
*opens door, and a Smoker, Boomer, AND Hunter come out of it*
*yanks them out and shuts the door*
"I'm not even surprised."
*written on the wall: "We have sown the seeds of sin, this is our punishment"*
"Doctor Seuss???"
*FINALLY FINISHES THE MAP*
"YESHSHSHSHSHSH AND NO ONE DIED APART FROM ME KANDKSNXKDNJEJZJ*
My mom still didn't come and get me and it's 1:06 PM...