Well Have SuM Shitpossstttsss...

By Typo_Upshur

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Okay contains Fucked up Oneshots Random thoughts Whatever the hell I want to write at 3:46 am More

please no
iiiiIIIIIIIIIIIISJAKSNEKJZKDMSKD
why did I start this again!?
litterally my whole library is just Katsudeku and nothing else
whoever doesn't like Katsudeku can go jump off a microwave
MY FRIEND IS GONNA COSPLAY AN DI CANT YOU LUCKY FUCK
I swear I'm not tired
wHy DOnt i hAVE iNTerNaT
I s T A i n e D mE shIrT
being the only one that dose crappy irrelevant crossovers
IM A terrible artist
*this chapter LAGGED and changed its place*
4 people called me high-
CHOP SOME WOOD? WOULD YOU LIKE SOME WOOD!?
friggin
M I N D
alright named all the chapters time for irrelevant shit up here
i have severe bi
someone kick me
like, across the room
I will t h a n k you
yuuga autocorrect to juggle I'm crying
Katsuki is a kayak now
even the fan can't cool my h e a t down
how about some batshit for wall paint- SOMEONE KICK ME
it's scary how I can voice act Kacchan and Deku so accuratly
y'all should know there isn't a relation between this and the content
Rampage in my W A K E
throw my stuff on the floor then pick it up crying
suffering
now that my shirt is off I see my freckles have increased-
am I the only one who listens to credits for the epic music!?
welp, these titles are irrelevant seriously
I overuse the word "Oof"
IM NOT O K A Y WITH THIS
ARE YOU JUST GONNA TAKE THAT? OR ARE YOU GONNA FUCKING FIGHT B A C K
大ばか
WELP IM NOT GOING TO ZEROS
WELP IM NOT GOING TO ZEROS
I dont have shit insparation for more oneshots
I dont have shit insparation for more oneshots
I still domt think Villain Izuku can happen
DAMMIT JAY
l o u d c o n f u s e d s c r e e c h
Youre a Hizard, W A R R Y!!!
long time i havent wrote bnha in this book
plus ullllltrrrraaaaaaaaaaaa
I saw the picture and I couldn't stop laughing
BUBBLE-BUBBLE DARRYL GUNTOSH
my tablet is TRIPPING balls
I now have mascots
ONCE AGAIN my DOODLE up there
my friend is too innocent
CJOWBDUOWC DAGAMES IS AMAZING
lmfao I don't even know what the wattys are xd
I miss the fucking internet
it's kind of official now?
JDKABDKSNDN IDK WHAT TO PUT AS TITLES ANYMORE
HMMMMMMMMMMKATSUDEKUISMEDRUGGGG
I have TO DRAW A COMIC OF THIS
BELLA USUALLY HATES ME
honestly finding one for kacchan was hard
yup
well shit
HOOPITY B O O P I T Y
still use "oof" way too much
text-to-speech is best
although I slept for a whole day I'm still tired wtf
it was a mistake
Dniahf I NEVER LEARN
this game is so old
basically my gaming reactions
My diet is tiering
I never knew this
heY HEY COME BACK HERE-
ijghivyiviyv8viyhvivyiviuv
mom's still not here
My dad will arrive before my mom wtf

IM PARANOID TO THE MAX

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By Typo_Upshur

My mom is supposed to come and get me,

I'm a l o n e in the apartment

I keep on hearing knocking at me door but

I don't see shit????????

LIKE

MA WHERE YOU AT!?

Also leaving me alone means I talk to myself

As if I was vlogging

But I can't vlog cause my life isn't interesting for s h i t

WELL it's interesting cause all I ever do is get H U R T

SERIOUSLY.

THE AMMOUNTS OF PLASTERS AND BANDAGES I USE UP IN THE SPAN OF A WEEK

ITS TERRIBLE

IM LUCKY I DIDNT BREAK ANYTHING YET

OH WAIT

I DISLOCATED MY RIGHT ARM WHEN I WAS YOUNGER AND NOW I CAN MAKE IT POP OUT SLIHTLY, DOES THAT COUNT???

I BROKE A FINGER IN BASKET BALL, TOO

AND NEARLY BROKE MY NOSE MULTIPLE TIMES-

I ALWAYS GET HURT ITS TERRIBLE

I HAVE LIKE 3 TINY SCARS ON MY ARMS,

A BUNCH ON MY KNEES,

ONE ON MY RIGHT SHOULDER

ITS TERRIBLE IM A LITERAL MAGNET OF INJURIES AONSKXMD

WONGARDIEOUM LEVIHOEZ A

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