So imagine if Izuku d o e s have a class in UA.
All Nezou sees when he'd walk in the class is like, Deku-sensei just holding up all his children (Ground Zero is still angry when Deku says they have 20 children and he then corrects him by saying they only have 2) with OFA, then throwing them out the window before catching them all.
I bet Deku would talk to fucking fast for the kids to understand what the heck he's saying
Then he just like, says "woaJ stop doing that, or my husband'll come over-" to a kid who disobeys, and they just like... sit without another word.
Cause Deku will talk and talk about Ground Zero but f u c K to the n o p e will he PRONOUNCE THE name of his husband
Cause he was like "yeah my husband threw like 4 tantrums cause I beat him at video games"
And Eri and Kouta, being their adopted children, would agree XD
Then like Ground Zero just bursts throw a window, blood on him or something,
"*G A S P* KACCHAN THERES BLOOD ON YOU!?"
"Not mine,"
"Kacchan that's not what I meant-"
"Whatev babe we ne-"
Random kid: "GROUND ZERO IS MIDORIYA-SENSEI'S HUSBAANNNNNNNDDDD"
Both would just go like "s h i t" cause Ground Zero will be laughed at cause of all the embarrassing stories and well... Deku will have his hips murdered( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) with aaalllllll the rough stuff
WING-ARDILeVI-FUCKING HOES-A IM OUT-