「when he adds you into the bts group chat」
kookie = jungkook
joonie = namjoon/rap monster
cutie jin = jin
mochi = jimin
cute grandpa = yoongi/suga
sunshine = hoseok/jhope
and obviously taetae is taehyung
may 5th, 10:47 pm
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taetae added y/n to the chat
joonie:
sO let me get this straight, jimin found a spider on his wall, then ran to yoongi's room,
screamed, and then he said "THE SPIDER IS GOING TO CRAWL INTO MY DREAMS AND GET ME, KILL IT YOONGI!"
mochi:
okAY THAT DIDNT EXACTLY HAPPEN
sunshine:
im pretty sure i heard you scream, i was in the kitchen getting some water.
mochi:
okay maybe it happened, bUT COME ON THE SPIDER LOOKED LIKE IT WAS ABOUT TO
EAT ME!
cutie jin:
jimin, you're literally ten times bigger than it.
kookie:
maybe 5 times bigger, he's a midget ya know.
cute grandpa:
you do know that y/n was added into the group chat a few minutes ago, right?
mochi:
whAt?
joon:
wait how much did she see?
kookie:
really?
mochi:
SHE SAW NAMJOON SAY I SCREAMED OVER A SPIDER, NOOOO THIS IS HORRIBLE.
taetae:
no need to freak out
mochi:
easy for you to say
you:
don't worry jimin, i once saw taehyung cry his heart out over a k-drama
cutie jin:
can't blame him, k-dramas are really emotional
mochi:
really? HAHAHAHHA what a dork jsjjuqh
sunshine:
that's old news, i cry with him during the shows 24/7
taetae:
TRAITOR! and i wasn't crying :/
you:
taehyung, you cried so much that you used all of the tissues and had to use me as a one.
joon:
well this just got interesting
cute grandpa:
wow, sorry y/n.
sunshine:
hey is your shirt okay?
you:
yeah it's fine
cutie jin:
taehyung aPoloGiZe to y/n right now.
taetae:
im not going to -_-
cute grandpa:
come on do it, ill go get my camera.
you:
dang it i should've recorded him crying ;-;
taetae:
hOw dArE yOu sAY THAT!
and im not going to apologize because of that
kookie:
you don't want to be scolded by jin again, do you?
mochi:
eh i don't really care if he gets scolded, he stole my ice cream and it's what he deserves for teasing me :')
taetae:
IM LEAVIN
taetae is now offline
cutie jin:
im going to find that boy
you:
he's so dead
mochi:
im just gonna watch peacefully
sunshine:
ill get the popcorn!
—
dewygguk is calling...
"i don't understand this chapter
i-it's weird."
dewygguk ended the call.