"Mani's Fault"
Zayn: I hate you Normani Kordei Hamilton
Mani: It was a joke!
Zayn: THAT IS NOT SOMETHING TO JOKE ABOUT
Mani: Sorry....
Zayn: SORRY DOESN'T FIX THIS
Dinah: what happened?
Mani: DON'T SAY WHAT HAPPENED
Zayn: IT'S NOT YOUR CHOICE
Zayn: Dinah guess what this asshole did
Dinah: what...?
Zayn: SHE TOLD MY MOM THAT I GOT MY GIRLFRIEND PREGNANT
Dinah: MANI WHY WOULD YOU SAY HE GOT PERRIE PREGNANT
Mani: I THOUGHT SHE WOULD GET IT WAS A JOKE
Zayn: SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY SHE ISN'T PREGNANT
Zayn: She said she has to hear it from someone other than me or Mani bc she says i could've told mani to change what she said and i cant tell Perrie bc shes going to Japan
Mani: Japan?
Zayn: To do some foreign exchange stuff
Dinah: will you be ok when she leaves?
Zayn: idk
Mani: *sarcastic gasp* what would you do without your booty call
Zayn: ....
Mani: you haven't....?
Zayn: no, we haven't kissed yet...
Mani: WHAT? I WAS ASKING IF YOU'VE HAD SEX WITH HER BEFORE
Zayn: you know i don't do THAT
Mani: Yeah, only if its no strings attached
Zayn: she means a lot to me
Dinah: um.. i can tell your mom for you
Zayn: are you sure?
Mani: she TOTALLY said that as a joke
Dinah: ...anyway
Dinah: its no problem, Siope canceled on me anyway
Zayn: well, he's an idiot :)
Dinah: so is Perrie for leaving you to go to Japan :)
Mani: not to ruin the moment but am i forgiven or...?
Zayn: NO
Lauren: WOAHH 3 things. 1. Mani, you are an asshole. 2. How were y'all up at 7:45?
Mani: and 3?
Lauren named the group "I Hate Mani fan club"
Mani: Is that really necessary?
Lauren: Yup
Zayn: Dinah, I'll pick you up at noon tmr so you can tell my mom w/ me
Dinah: Ok. Are we getting lunch after or...
Zayn: If you want to
Dinah: ill take that as a yes :p
Zayn: Usual place?
Dinah: Sounds good
Lauren: whats with this "usual place?"
Dinah: wymm
Lauren: WHERES OUR USUAL PLACE
Mila: anywhere you want babe ;)
Lauren: nvm