"Hello?"
"Why'd you hang up?"
"Because I called the wrong number and completely made a fool of myself?"
"I wouldn't say that."
"I ranted to you about how my ex boyfriend dumped me and went into further detail about how much of an idiot I am to have believed in true love. What part of that isn't embarrassing?"
"Yeah I guess you're right."
"Thanks, I feel loads better."
"I sense sarcasm."
"No shit Sherlock."
"Did you at least kick him in the balls?"
"Believe me. I did a lot more than that."
"Oo, do tell."
"Why would I tell you?"
"Cmon' kitten."
"Don't call me that."
"I'm bored this is the closest thing I have to entertainment."
"Go play fork knife or something then. That's what all teen guys do these days, right?"
"And you're not a teen guy?"
"I'm a girl for your information."
"Coulda fooled me."
"Is insulting people your way of making friends?"
"Is it working?"
"Nope."
"Damn. So you're not gonna tell me what happened to this Danny Phantom douchebag?"
"Nope."
"Are you going to tell me where you hid his body?"
"Nope."
"Are you gonna hang up on me again?"
...
"Thought so."