When the Moon Fell in Love Wi...

By _vices

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"You were the sun, and I was the moon, and the moon met the sun and fell in love. But now, I have to be your... More

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ryebread is typing...
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ryebread: BRENDON

ryebread: YOU'VE BEEN IN THE BATHROOM FOR TWO HOURS

ryebread: I HAVE TO PEE

ryebread: PLEASEEEE LETTTT MEEEE INNNN

ryebread: I DON'T WANT TO USE THE DOWNSTAIRS TOILET BC YOUR BROTHER CLOGGED IT

ryebread: AND I CAN'T GO OUTSIDE BC I DON'T WANNA PEE ON YOUR MOM'S FLOWERS

ryebread: I'M GOING TO PEE ON YOUR BED

ryebread: FUCK YOU

ryebread: I SAW YOU BRING YOUR PHONE IN WITH YOU EARLIER

ryebread: BRENDON I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO PEE IOHGBKL

ryebread: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

ryebread: UGH I HAVE TO PEE ON YOUR MOM'S PETUNIAS THANKS A LOT

8:52pm

ryebread: are you happy?

ryebread: i swear i heard the flowers crying for help

ryebread: "why are you peeing on me ryan?"

ryebread: "what did we ever to y--AHH IT'S IN MY EYES!"

9:34pm

ryebread: bren?

ryebread: are you okay?

ryebread: it's almost been 4 hours

ryebread: and i can't even hear you in there

ryebread: can you unlock the door?

9:40pm

ryebread: can i come in?

ryebread: please?

ryebread: i'll give u some more time

ryebread: but can you answer me at least?

ryebread: so i know you're okay?

10:04pm

ryebread: okay it's been four hours i'm coming in

ryebread: UNLOCK THE DOOR

ryebread: BRENDON

ryebread: i'm breaking it down if you don't answer in 5 mins

ryebread: i'm waiting.

10:09pm

ryebread: that's it i'm breaking it down

ryebread: move out of the way so it doesn't fall on you

10:25pm

ryebread: so

ryebread: it turns out that i'm not strong enough to break it down

ryebread: your mom just got home so i'm asking her for a key

ryebread: do you want to let me in? last chance

ryebread: okay

10:36pm

ryebread: k she found the key

ryebread: i'm coming upstairs

11:03pm

ryebread: WHAT THE FUCK

ryebread: BRENDON

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