Louis
-won't give fucks if you say he's gonna get sick
-"babe stay awayyyyy."
-"babe. my ass is stapled."
-annoys you sometimes
-comforts you when you get too sick and cry
Malina
-cuddles
-cuddles
-cuddles
-cuddles!!!!
-and she gets sick
Avi
-freaks out
-is litterary eddie kaspbrak
-"EW Y/N YOU'RE A WALKING STAFF INFECTION!"
-"SHUT THE FUCK UP AVI YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS DYING"
-she ends up losing her eddie mojo and becomes a good girlfriend
-if you count her sanitizing her body to not get sick
Dylan
-prays you'll be better soon
-stays with you to watch disney movies
-you end up crying as well because it's that time of month
-"baby don't cry..."
-"BUT TEAPOTS CAN TALKKKKKK!!!!"