ASEAN Online

By trailsofstars

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Singapore starts a new chatroom with the rest of the Asean for political reasons. Then everyone else decided... More

Vietnam tries to leave (and other issues i guess)
Mangoes, durians, money and drama
Piri is bored
Piri is bored pt. 2
Piri is bored again
What if...
Never allow Myanmar in the kitchen
3 am (aka the Devil's hour)
Requests anyone?
Brunei is a precious boi as usual
Seen
England's love life and Malaysia's dilemma
HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA..... what
Damn Singa u lovable idiot
She doesn't even go here!
Headcanons bc im bored

Meetings.. ugh

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Malaysia: hey

Singapore: Malaysia, where are you?

Myanmar: yah the meeting already started

Malaysia: getting ready

Brunei: is piri with u?

Malaysia: yea

Malaysia: and so is Indonesia

Malaysia: but u didn't ask about her for some reason

Myanmar: oohhh is our little lover boy finally revealing something

Brunei: it's nothing like that shut up

Laos: ya leave him alone

Laos: we already know the truth anyway

Brunei: Laos I thought u were nice what happened

Vietnam: except Phili cuz she's so clueless

Malaysia: anyway we're almost there

Singapore: An hour then

Malaysia: hey

Malaysia: rUDE

Thailand: it's true though

Thailand: even toto can come here faster than you

Malaysia: don't you dare compare me to ur elephant

Cambodia: she's right Thai

Cambodia: turtles can come here faster

Vietnam: something slower maybe

Malaysia: ur all so mean yanno

Malaysia: i dont wanna talk to yall anymore

Cambodia: good

Malaysia: hoi

Singapore: just focus on getting here

Myanmar: yea the Iggy-France drama is starting again

Malaysia: fine

Myanmar: so

Cambodia: so?

Laos: so

Thailand: so what

Vietnam: Germany's yelling

Singapore: Put down your phones

Myanmar: u 2 singa

Singapore: I am

Malaysia: we're here

Singapore: An hour and a half late. A new record.

Indonesia: yay

Philippines: let's celebrate

Vietnam: we're in the 12th floor

Philippines: whaaat

Indonesia: were still in the 1st floor

Malaysia: THE ELEVATOR IS FREAKING BROKEN

Singapore: 2 hours. No record broken

Malaysia: shut tf up

Using his HERO POWERS, America has entered the chatroom.

Vietnam: what the faq

America: hey dudes

America: how's it going

Philippines: LEAVE

Singapore: YOU ARE NOT PART OF THE ASEAN

Thailand: Viet's getting her paddle

Laos: ....

Brunei: ...

Cambodia: wha

Myanmar: sorry bro but you ain't welcome

America: wow your all so rude

America: i can feel the hate from across the room

Vietnam: good

America: please stop the insults im fragile

Singapore: Yes, you're definitely fragile. Even after you broke that table with your head, you're still fragile.

America: glad to see someone supporting me thnx dud

Singapore: I wasn't.

Indonesia: how tf did you get here?

America: USING MY ULTIMATE HERO POWERS

America: and i also created the app your using but that ain't cool enough

Malaysia: you're not cool enough

America: *gaaaasp* rUDE

Singapore: For once, I actually agree with her.

America: but duuuude

America: I'm the coolest and awesomest country in the world screw Prussia

Cambodia: no ur not

Vietnam: America

America: what

Vietnam: LEAVE

America: WHAT DID I DOOOO

America: I just wanna check on you guys....

Philippines removed America from 'Asean' and implemented the 'No America' chat rule

Myanmar: o.O

Vietnam: thank you

Thailand: thank you viet was scaring me

Vietnam: how was i scaring you?

Thailand: ana~

Laos: how to explain this

Myanmar: you have that dark aura around you

Malaysia: guys we're almost there

Cambodia: how far?

Philippines: rude

Indonesia: we're almost there

Brunei: guys...

Singapore: How far?

Brunei: guys...

Malaysia: we are near thank you very much

Brunei: guys...

Laos: you better hurry

Laos: break starts in 10 mins

Myanmar: FINALLY

Cambodia: you kept using ur phone the whole time

Myanmar: so did you

Myanmar: im right beside you yanno

Cambodia: unfortunately

Thailand: i agree

Thailand: it's unfortunate to sit next to Cam

Cambodia: screw you

Thailand: no thanks

Malaysia: lol

Brunei: guys....

Indonesia: we gotta hurry bye

Philippines: see ya

Malaysia: we'll be there before break

Singapore: Alright then

Myanmar: everyone else is putting their phone down but i AMSTIOLJE REAFAQCAMHELP

Brunei: guys....

Brunei: the meeting is actually on the 13th floor

Brunei: the sign is broken

Brunei: guys?

Brunei: ...not again....

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