Gods, Demigods, and Facebook

By windswept-

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Gods Demigods and Facebook
Author's Note | New Update Schedule and Other Info
Welcome to Facebook
Join the Club and a New Girl?
Leo(na)'s New Ships
Because This Is What Happens When An Author Has Writer's Block
Breaking Leo
Because Magic-8 Balls Are Totally Magic
Percabeth Overload and Siblings Making Up
Story Time with Annie
Story Time with Annie Part Two
Come to the Dark Side... We Have Kylo Ren
Facebook Games and Ego Checks
The Stuffed Panda Told Me So
You Smirk More Than Draco Malfoy
Reading the Books and All the Drama From That
Disney, Questions, and an OOC Zeus
More Questions, Fanfictions, and Immortality
Riptide, Cribs, and Ratings
Just a Series of Percabeth Moments and Maybe Some Harry Potter
When Boredom Strikes
Baby Stories with Sally
McDonald's With Nico
Life Lessons for the Demigods of Camp Half-Blood
A Dog Named Spot, Annoying Habits, and Call Me Maybe Renditions
More Awkward Moments with Nico
Delete the Underlined Portion
Accidental Turkey Pardons, Not So Great Memories, and Finger Painting
Perluke: A New Slash Ship Due to Zero Sleep
Coffee, Cake Pops, and Nico
This Is A Pen
Nico and Starbucks, A Sequel
Valentine's Day Special: The Beginning
Valentine's Day Special: The Return of Perluke
Breaking Handles and Game Night Grudges
We Will Now Interrupt The Games For A Much More Interesting Discussion
Note: Nico and Game Nights Do Not Mix
Those Dam Headcanons
Song References, Relationship Meddling, and Sneezes
Percy Being Stalked, Blue Food or Annabeth, and Craving Lettuce
Of Kit Kats and Pink Cupcakes (and Sass)
Leo's Pick-Up Line Failures
Another Update After A Night Of No Sleep
Stress, Jokes, and Flying: The Usual
Of Cults And Religions
The Last Author's Note

5SOS and Problems With Frazel

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Piper posted status
*evil laugh* Times like this I'm ecstatic I'm an Aphrodite child.

Leo: Beauty Queen?

Percy: ...

Frank: Jason? Your girlfriend's scaring me...

Jason: Uh... Pipes? What did you do...?

Piper: Hehe, nothing...

Piper: By the way, I'm cancelling our date.

Jason: Wai- What!? Why!?

Piper: For... reasons...

___

Private Group Chat Between Piper, Annabeth, Hazel, and Thalia

Piper: Guess who's charmspeak has come in handy once again?

Thalia: Oh my gods, it was totally, like, Drew, wasn't it?

Piper: Wha- NO!

Thalia: I know, it's called sarcasm

Piper: ... I knew that

Thalia: Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Piper: Do you want to know my amazing news or not?

Annabeth: Uh, before a fight breaks out... What happened?

Thalia: Yes, please enlighten us.

Annabeth: Thalia...

Hazel: You know she's serious when she uses ellipses after a name.

Thalia: *sighs* Fine

Piper: Anyway, you know how my charmspeak works without direct contact?

Annabeth: Yeah...

Piper: Guess who got four backstage passes to a 5SOS concert?

Thalia: Eh, they're not punk rock enough but I'll take it

Annabeth: Hush, the 5SOS fam is unbeatable

Piper: You're welcome. And remember, it's a secret from the boys.

Annabeth: Yeah, okay.

Hazel: Wait, why? And how are we going to leave without Chiron knowing?

Piper: Well, they probably don't want to know we're fangirling over four other guys and Chiron knows, he's having us bring Argus.

Annabeth: Well, at least he looks like a surfer dude and the mortals won't see his 100 eyes, so he'll probably fit in alright

___

Annabeth posted a status

Hey Percy, I gotta cancel our plans too.

Percy: Aw, why?

Annabeth: I have to draw some blueprints

Percy: Can I keep you company?

Athena: *may

Percy: ...

Athena: *shrugs* At least use proper grammar

Percy: I'll stick with can. Deal with it.

Athena: Why you impertinent-

Percy: I am impertinent. And I repeat, deal with it.

Athena: You little-

Annabeth: Anyway, sorry Percy, I need to be alone. It's easier to concentrate

Percy: True, alright. But you better not cancel on me next week, alright?

Annabeth: I wouldn't dream of it <3

___

Hazel posted a status
Yeah um... I need to cancel plans too...

Frank: *sighs* Why Haz?

Hazel: Because... um...

Frank: Yeah??

Hazel: Uh....... private reasons...

Frank: Oh Hades no, you're not going off with Leo behind my back are you?

Leo: Maybe, maybe not.

Hazel: Leo! Not helping!

Frank: *gasps* You are!

Hazel: Wha- no!

Leo: It's alright babe, we need to be outright with this.

Frank: H-Hazel...?

Hazel: HOW COULD YOU BELIEVE LEO OVER ME!? I'M YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

Leo: ... I'll be leaving now

Leo has logged off

Frank: I-I.. Oh don't pin this on me!

Hazel: Are you saying it's my fault?

Frank: Well if you weren't so damn innocent, maybe you'd realize how often Leo flirts with you!

Hazel: So it's about Leo now?

Frank: Yes! Yes it is!

Hazel: Well sorry I'm still getting used to the 21st century!

Frank: Oh please, how could you not see his attempts?

Hazel: I told you! Leo and I are just friends!

___

Leo posted a status
Uh, also... Leo is taken...

Percy: Whoa- What!? Who!?

Leo: Well, I met this girl... Calypso-

Percy: *jaw drops* Calypso!?

Annabeth: *looks angry* Calypso!?

Leo: Yeah... And well... I promised to return...

Percy: You know it's impossible though, right...?

Leo: I know the Fates have made it so, but... I promised. I won't break it.

Percy: Good luck, if there's any way I can help you...

Leo: Yeah, thanks. Oh, and don't blame Hazel, Frank. I was just kidding...

Hazel: No. It's not about you anymore. Frank here doesn't trust me.

Frank: I never said that!

Hazel: You don't have to! A relationship is based on trust Frank!

Frank: I do trust you! It's just that...

Hazel: You know what? I'm sick of this. Just...

Frank: J-Just what Hazel...?

Hazel: We're over.

Hazel has logged off

Frank: Wh-What? No, please!

Frank has logged off

___

Percy posted a status
Well... some shit went down...

Annabeth: Percy! Language!

Percy: English. Well, Ancient Greek too, I guess... Wait, what language are we writing in? Because English isn't good with our dyslexia, but Ancient Greek, the keyboard....

Thalia: I've given up on trying to understand...

Annabeth: Hm, true... I'm going to go think about this...

Annabeth has logged off

Thalia: Props on getting Annabeth away from scolding you.

Percy: I've had plenty of practice.

Thalia: Haha, nice

Percy: Right?

Thalia: Very. Shall we go and tie down Nico now before he hears/sees what happened with Frazel?

Percy: Yeah, that seems like a good idea.

Thalia: Great, meet you by the lake and we can go look for him together.

Percy: Sounds like a plan. Annabeth cancelled on me anyway.

Thalia: Ouch. Well, let's go.

Percy: Okay.

Thalia has logged off

Percy has logged off

___

Private Group Chat Between Piper, Annabeth, Hazel, and Thalia

Piper: So... Are we still on for tonight?

Piper: Guys?

Piper: *coughs* Okay then... I guess we still have a few more hours... Before we have to get ready...

Piper: I'm going to just go now...

___

(A/N): Eh. Not usually the type for drama but it was from the original version so why not.

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