Aries: "OH SHIT"
Taurus: "lmao fuck my life"
Gemini: ".........oh"
Cancer: "might as well give up now"
Leo: "lol don't care"
Virgo: "GOD FUCKIBG DAMN JT I HAD KNE FUCKING JOB DAMN IT"
Libra: *chillin*
Scorpio: "hahahahahahahahahaaa shit"
Sagittarius: "life goes on"
Capricorn: *actually fixes the problem*
Aquarius: "what the actual fuck"
Pisces: *cries*
I apologize again for the swearing, to those of you who feel uncomfortable.