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now have a whole chapter of phichimetti//
🌹 juliet 🌹
phichit; ugh
phichit; chris
phichit; i'm bored
phichit; chris
phichit; cHRIS
phichit; chrisssssss
phichit; dadddyyyyyyyy
phichit; answer meeeee
phichit; i'm gonna fucking CRY
chris; WHAT IS IT
chris; i'm in cLASS peach goddamnit
phichit; um so?? i'm far more interesting??
chris; interesting? yes
chris; beautiful? hell to the yes
phichit; i just
phichit; squeaked out loud
chris; aW
phichit; ew wtf
phichit; do you get turned on by squeaks
phichit; OMG
phichit; #chrisisafurry2018
chris; jesus
chris; CHRISTOPHE
chris; ahaha gotta love those dead, dead jokes
phichit; don't
phichit; make
phichit; me
phichit; SCREAM
chris; actually
chris; i already did that
chris; twice
chris; ;)
phichit; i'm
phichit; you naughty boy pay attention to your school work
chris; oh speaking of previous activities
chris; when am i gonna get that shirt back
chris; correction
chris; am i ever gonna get that shirt back
phichit;
phichit; come and get it
chris; well if i weren't in class i'd tear it off you but goddamnit english is cockblocking me
phichit; well fUCK EDUCATION
chris; i'd much rather fuck something else tbh
phichit; i hope you mean me
chris; no i meant santa who the fuck did you think i meant
phichit; well i'm just praying to god that your teacher doesn't see these messages
phichit; pretty nsfw dad
chris; I PRAY FOR THE WICKED AT THE WEEKEND
phichit; MAMA CAN I GET ANOTHER AMEN
chris; OHHHHHHH
phichit; OHHHH ITS SATURDAY NIGHT
phichit; ngl i would gladly bang to that song
chris; *be banged
chris; and heck yes i'm down for that
phichit; not that i mean playing lana del rey and arctic monkeys the other night wasn't good enough
phichit; because believe me
phichit; it was
phichit; i have so many hickeys on my thighs aHA i'm gonna send pictures
chris; don't give me a hard on in this lesson please the teacher is fucking terrifying
chris; YOU HAD ONE JOB
phichit; fINE
phichit; i guess i'm just gonna have to sit all on my own listening to the playlist you made for me and did other things to me to
chris; i
chris; said
chris; NOT IN ENGLISH
phichit; wait
phichit; diet mountain dew is on your playlist for me?
phichit; FUCK
phichit; I FUCKING LOVE LANA DEL REY
chris; well what can i say
chris; i have good taste
chris; painfully clichéd taste but i have good taste all the same
phichit; you *taste good
chris; PHICHIT MY ENGLISH TEACHER IS SCARY AS FUCK I SAID YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TURN ME ON
phichit; um EXCUSE ME i'm sCARY TOO
phichit; SO BE WARNED I WILL GET ANGERY IF YOU PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN
chris; aw
chris; you're like a little kitten
phichit; i'll meow for you
chris; what the FUCK phichit
chris; WHO'S THE FURRY NOW
phichit; M SORRY
phichit; IM BORED
phichit; i got no exams today so i'm home and all aloneeeeeeeee
phichit; i'm gonna wear your shirt all day the police can't stop me now
chris; i sAID
chris; NO HARD ONS DURING ENGLISH
phichit; OH WAIT
phichit; IS ME WEARING YOUR SHIRT A KINK OF YOURS?
chris; i'm blocking you
phichit; ME WEARING YOUR SHIRT AND NOTHING ELSE??
chris; blocked reported dElEteD
phichit; next time you frick my frack i'm gonna wear that sweater with your name on it and
phichit; N👏🏻O👏🏻T👏🏻H👏🏻I👏🏻N👏🏻G
phichit; E👏🏻L👏🏻S👏🏻E
chris; WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME
phichit; BECAUSE YOU'RE MY DAD
phichit; boogie woogie woogie
chris; STOP WATCHING VINE VIDEOS THIS EARLY IN THE MORNING
phichit; YOU CAN'T MAKE ME
chris; BEHAVE
phichit; what if i don't wanna be a good boy
chris; oh
chris; christ
phichit; MORE LIKE
phichit; CHRISTOPHE
chris; OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE PHICHIT
phichit; HA BITCH HA
phichit; hOW DOES IT FEEL
chris; ITS OKAY WHEN I SAY IT BECAUSE ITS MY NAME
chris; BUT IT IS NOT OKAY WHEN YOU JUST GAVE ME A BONER AND I HAD TO LEAVE MY ENGLISH CLASS WITH MY TEXTBOOK NONE-TOO-SUBTLY COVERING MY CROTCH
phichit; well then
phichit; looks like my work here is done
chris; oh boy
chris; i get to leave at 12 today
chris; after my final exam
chris; the tHINGS IM GONNA DO TO YOU
chris; wait
chris; that was meant to sound threatening due to me being pissed about the boner situation
chri; but it just ended up sounding sexual
phichit; all of our conversations end up sounding sexual
chris; all of our conversations ARE sexual
phichit; well i don't know about you but i'm not complaining
chris; not in the slightest
chris; i've never been more gay
phichit; ugh i love you
chris; ugh i love you more
phichit; ugh that's not possible
chris; uGH PHICHIT
phichit; UGH CHRIS
chris; did that count as phone sex
phichit; omfg why are you like this
chris; you love it really
phichit; um no you're mistaken i love someone called chris not "it"
chris; literally marry me please
phichit; i would make a fantastic bride
chris; *will
phichit; 12 o'clock isn't coming around fast enough godDAMNIT
phichit; okay i'm inspired by this playlist and bored so i just changed your ringtone to "off to the races" by lana you can't sTOP ME
chris; hold up
chris; i'm listening to it now
chris; perks of spotify premium bitch
chris; well oKAY THEN
chris; i get the message
chris; you have a daddy kink
phichit; um excuse me
phichit; look at this shit
phichit;
phichit; chris is fucking daddy material
chris; ew foetus me with dyed hair trying to be aesthetic where did you get that
phichit; victor is a blessing
phichit; also wdym foetus that's from last year you tumblr aesthetic wannabe
chris; stop bullying me
phichit; OKAY BUT
phichit;
phichit;
phichit; THAT IS NOT FOETUS CHRIS AND THAT IS DADDY MATERIAL
phichit; I'LL HAVE YOUR CHILDREN DAD
chris; YOU WERE THE ONE WHO TOLD ME THATS NOT HOW BIOLOGY WORKS
phichit; FUCK THAT IM ALREADY PREGNANT JUST BY LOOKING
phichit; AND IM CHANGING YOUR CONTACT NAME TO JESUS 2.0
phichit; that picture is now my screensaver because ANY FORM OF CHRIS WHETHER FOETUS OR NOT IS 11/10
chris; how can someone be so attractive and so adorable all at once i am coNFUSION
chris; SCIENCE EXPLAIN
phichit;
chris; PHICHIT
chris; CONTROL YOURSELF
phichit; HEY DON'T KINK SHAME ME
chris; IM NOT
chris; BUT NOT WHEN IM AT SCHOOL
chris; VICTOR WILL SEE
chris; AND M O C K ME
chris; that bitch still hasn't bought me any maltesers he's dead to me anyways
phichit; wait
phichit; hold up
phichit; if you're not kink shaming me
phichit; then that means
chris; well i
chris; i never said i had a problem with it
phichit; oH
phichit; WELL THEN
phichit; i'm messaging emil asking for more daddy memes hA
chris; why god W H Y
phichit; ugh mind of this is working
phichit; i'm still lonely as fuck
phichit; WHEREFORE FUCKING ART THOU ROMEO
chris; IM
chris; IN
chris; MOTHER
chris; FUCKING
chris; ENGLISH
phichit; 2 hours to go until 12
phichit; WHAT AM I GONNA DO
chris; jesus my exam starts in less than 30 minutes i'm a dead man
phichit; at least you're MY dead man
chris; please
chris; don't fuck my corpse
chris; have some respect
phichit; what do you want on your headstone
phichit; because i'm i'm thinking something along the line of
phichit; "hot blonde dude with a cute af boyfriend and has the dirtiest and most immature sense of humour but i still love him?? and he's daddy material?? and a furry?? he's beautiful?? what??
chris; IM NOT A FUCKING FURRY
phichit; #chrisisafurry2018
chris; BRB IM GONNA FETCH MY HOLY WATER
phichit; drown me daddy
chris; PHICHIT
phichit; 2 MORE HOURS UNTIL YOU GET OUT OF SCHOOL IM GONNA GO CRAZY
phichit; WAIT I CAN MAKE YOU A PINTEREST MOODBOARD AND CRY THAT WILL TAKE UP LIKE TWENTY MINUTES
chris; well if you ever get around to writing my headstone try to remember my name
chris; its chris by the way in case you forgot i mean you've only known sat next to me in math for three years it's understandable
phichit; i
phichit; okay rewrite:
phichit; "here lies chris, a swiss gay who's sO FUCKING PETTY and has a cute cat"
chris; a cute *boyfriend
phichit; did you just
phichit; diss your own cat?
chris; oof we are eXPERTS at romance phichit
phichit; oh you want romance?
phichit; WELL THEN
phichit; hERE YOU GO
phichit; chris as soon as you finish that goddamn exam i want you to hug me because the smell of you which i've already said is like bubblegum and it calms me down
phichit; i mean i'm wearing your shirt because it smells like you but it's not the same
phichit; and did you also know you do this thing when you're concentrating where you bit your bottom lip and this same little bit of your hair goes in your eyes i've noticed that from the three years i sat next to you in math class and it's fuckin adorable/hot/marry me
phichit; aND IF THAT WASNT ENOUGH ROMANTIC SHIT THEN KNOW THAT I WANT TO HUG YOU FOR AN HOUR STRAIGHT AND HAVE YOU PLAY WITH MY HAIR BECAUSE YOU HAVE NICE HANDS TO BE HONEST
phichit; how was that ^
phichit; did i do good
chris; okay lemme rephrase
chris; NO HARD-ONS OR MAKING ME WISH SO HARD THAT EXAMS COULD FUCK OFF SO I CAN BE WITH THE LOVE OF MY LIFE IN ENGLISH CLASS
phichit; victor and i seem to be good at making our boyfriends cry
chris; i'm not cRYING i'm just so angry that i cannot just run all the way to your house and play with your goddamn pretty hair
chris; LIFE ISN'T WORTH LIVING
chris; YOU'RE TOO PRETTY
chris; I MEAN IN A NON STALKER WAY WHEN I WOKE UP TODAY AND YOU WERE NEXT TO ME I WAS ACTUALLY MESMERISED BY HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF
phichit; STOP IM GOING TO FUCKING CRY
chris; AT THIS RATE IM GOING TO END UP WRITING THE ENGLISH ESSAY IN MY EXAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE PHICHIT
phichit; 2 MORE HOURS
chris; 2 HOURS TOO LONG BABY
phichit; you see?
phichit; we ARE good at romance
phichit; even if we didn't go so well at first
chris; well
chris; that's over now
phichit; thank god thats all over
chris; i just
chris; i just still can't believe you're mine
phichit; and i can't believe i'm yours
chris; well i just had to leave my english class AGAIN although this time it's not due to a boner but due to the fact i just may cry
chris; because you're mine
phichit; what do you mean "might cry" i'm a mess rn i'm crying on my bed wearing your shirt i can't believe all this is happening
phichit; i don't deserve you
chris; don't say that
chris; i don't deserve you
phichit; i love you
chris; i love you more
phichit; um no that's not scientifically possible
phichit; well actually science can get fucked because every time i look at my screensaver now i get pregnant
chris; LESS THAN 2 HOURS NOW
phichit; PRAISE BE TO JESUS
chris; victor and yuuri are coming over bc it's the end of exams but theirs don't end until 1:30
phichit; oh??
chris; meaning
chris; we get a whole hour and a half
phichit; are you thinking what i'm thinking
chris; i think i am
chris; wanna cuddle on the couch and watch stranger things?
phichit; MORE THAN ANYTHING
chris; and then blast p!atd and have loud sex to piss off victor and yuuri
phichit; YOU SEE
phichit; THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU
chris; like i said
chris; we're experts at romance, my love