Him | Her | His friend
"DANIEL! Practice starts in an hour! Where the f-"
"HOLY SHIZBALLS, REALLY? I'm late, damnit!"
"...You're not Daniel."
"..."
"..."
"No. I'm not. I'm pretty sure my mom popped me out of her tum-tum as a girl. Also, I'm sure I didn't have a surgery attaching a-"
"DONT FINISH THAT. Who are you and what the fuck did you do to Daniel?"
"Well exc-u-se me, Mr. I don't even know who this Daniel character is. So get your fucks straight before pointing fingers."
"Look, I'm so-"
-call ended-
"-rry. Damnit, there you are Daniel!"
"What's got your thong in a twist Jack?"
"Nothing. Urgh. Just get your ass up the stage, would you?"